On August 24th, during the closing ceremony of the Olympics, Beijing will hand off to London, host city of the 2012 games. London will be represented by a select group of individuals…one of them being David Beckham, a major supporter of the city’s bid.
Don’t worry. Knowing China, they won’t let him speak. Because, as you know, he sounds like a drowning lizard. And only perfection can be represented at the Beijing Games. So don’t be shocked if Becks opens his mouth and you hear Morgan Freeman’s voice instead. My people…this is how we do.