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The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 08:20:38 December 2, 2010 08:20:38

While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? I love it. Full Story

Becks gets a massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 07:51:55 October 28, 2010 07:51:55

I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job.   Victoria and his boys were there, two of them at least. Posh apparently was brought into the interview when Becks claimed that he is neat and she is messy and she objected to that, to which he replied jokingly: “We’re going to have our first argument in 11 years. Full Story

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Underpants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 11:52:10 October 25, 2010 11:52:10

Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote Full Story

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She’ll carry it when it matches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 14:41:01 October 4, 2010 14:41:01

Her luggage I mean. And only then for a few minutes, just to make sure we see the entire outfit. Victoria Beckham travelled from LA to London yesterday after presenting a united front with husband David during the recent prostitution scandal. The Beckhams, as you know, claim it’s all fraud, while the hooker has now countersued Full Story

It follows you everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 12:22:54 September 27, 2010 12:22:54

My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when referring to some low classy village skank who might be able to afford designer but can’t really pull it off, but it could also be applied to a philanderer, in this case David Beckham. Full Story

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Becks is a 7½

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2010 07:31:08 September 22, 2010 07:31:08

Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee the secrecy. Never. Full Story

Beckham Porn Try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 07:43:52 September 9, 2010 07:43:52

So there’s a new fragrance – Intimately Yours by David and Victoria Beckham. And this is the ad that comes along with it. I guess you have to believe that it could happen because they’re married. That they really would go for it in a lift, like Victoria is capable of spontaneity. I suppose. Full Story

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Basketball flats & bulldogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 07:52:28 August 16, 2010 07:52:28

Yes, Victoria Beckham is wearing flipflops. Evidently she won’t take her kids to play basketball with stilettos on. So there’s one activity. Speaking of flipflops, I’m giving them away – click here for more details if you missed today’s open. Full Story

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The boys are back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 10:38:32 August 4, 2010 10:38:32

But what about the Posh? After spending most of the summer abroad – in South Africa for the World Cup, in France for family holiday, in England to reclaim the British flavour – David Beckham and his boys returned home to Los Angeles yesterday not accompanied by Victoria. Victoria in fact has kept a relatively low profile for months, looking after the kids while Becks has been away and now perhaps focusing on her fashion situation, especially since her dress collection has been such a success. Full Story

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Posh & Becks: summertime schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 10:02:05 July 6, 2010 10:02:05

Victoria Beckham arrived at Heathrow today in a cuuuuute pink dress with blue bows and matching blue big heels. Always matching. She doesn’t know how to not match right. Strangeness is afoot with these Beckhams lately, non? She and David are apart for most of the summer so far, then he returns and meets the family in France, promptly leaves again with first son Brooklyn to go to Wimbledon, no sooner does he return and now she’s off back to London. Full Story

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