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Thank you for shaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:25:46 November 9, 2009 07:25:46

And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story

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Posh’s new hair won’t smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:00:51 November 2, 2009 12:00:51

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Courtside premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 09:22:01 October 28, 2009 09:22:01

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Becks & Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 07:12:00 October 26, 2009 07:12:00

Shirt on or shirt off? Either option works for me and both would be better without that sh-t all over his face – check out David Beckham at an LA Galaxy game getting down to his skin for the fans and autographs. Would you ask for one on your chest? It’s not the classiest move ever, usually reserved for Nickelback fans, and I still ultimately wouldn’t but I will admit I would at least consider it. Full Story

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Thumbs > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 08:37:12 October 14, 2009 08:37:12

Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story

Travelling with the in-laws

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 09:32:02 October 6, 2009 09:32:02

It’s Becks arriving at Heathrow. With his mother and father in law, the Adams Family. As you can see, Becks is working a beard. Gross. And a hat that looks too big. Not his best showing. But Posh’s parents are babysitting him. Even if he was at his hottest, he still couldn’t put it to use. Full Story

Even her husband gets the Upstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 07:28:01 October 1, 2009 07:28:01

David Beckham designed some clothes for Adidas. The launch party was yesterday at the Adidas store on Melrose and it’s Adidas so Becks shows up and he’s dressed casually in jeans and a sweater and there he is on the carpet with his wife who decides every opportunity is an opportunity to make sure no one else matters which is why she wore black and big heels on her way to a f-cking gala. Full Story

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Now For Your Viewing Pleasure…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 09:40:02 September 14, 2009 09:40:02

This oughta perk you up faster than Kanye can steal a microphone! It’s David Beckham adjusting himself! Followed by David Beckham shirtless! Isn’t he Delicious? Don’t you want to just run onto that field and help a boy out? Make sure he’s got everything in place? Alexis looked at these photos and amidst her drooling, managed to comment, “I am unable to deal with that intense brow line!” All in all, this makes for a fantastic start to the week in my books! Written by Alan WPhotos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Travelling with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:29:00 August 13, 2009 09:29:00

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story

Leg lifts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:03:11 August 11, 2009 16:03:11

It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure if his wife will be in the stands. Full Story

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