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Thumbs > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 08:37:12 October 14, 2009 08:37:12

Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story

Travelling with the in-laws

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 09:32:02 October 6, 2009 09:32:02

It’s Becks arriving at Heathrow. With his mother and father in law, the Adams Family. As you can see, Becks is working a beard. Gross. And a hat that looks too big. Not his best showing. But Posh’s parents are babysitting him. Even if he was at his hottest, he still couldn’t put it to use. Full Story

Even her husband gets the Upstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 07:28:01 October 1, 2009 07:28:01

David Beckham designed some clothes for Adidas. The launch party was yesterday at the Adidas store on Melrose and it’s Adidas so Becks shows up and he’s dressed casually in jeans and a sweater and there he is on the carpet with his wife who decides every opportunity is an opportunity to make sure no one else matters which is why she wore black and big heels on her way to a f-cking gala. Full Story

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Now For Your Viewing Pleasure…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 09:40:02 September 14, 2009 09:40:02

This oughta perk you up faster than Kanye can steal a microphone! It’s David Beckham adjusting himself! Followed by David Beckham shirtless! Isn’t he Delicious? Don’t you want to just run onto that field and help a boy out? Make sure he’s got everything in place? Alexis looked at these photos and amidst her drooling, managed to comment, “I am unable to deal with that intense brow line!” All in all, this makes for a fantastic start to the week in my books! Written by Alan WPhotos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Travelling with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:29:00 August 13, 2009 09:29:00

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story

Leg lifts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:03:11 August 11, 2009 16:03:11

It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure if his wife will be in the stands. Full Story

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Cruz and Becks matching haircuts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 09:28:34 July 24, 2009 09:28:34

Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time too. Like there’s no other way to entertain children. Full Story

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Midgey…please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 14:16:06 July 20, 2009 14:16:06

How do you smell a planted story? It’s one that involves the GMD checking out the ladies. Right? Please. So Radar is reporting that after the game last night, Tom Cruise tagged along with the Beckhams and they all ended up at Hyde. Full Story

Becks rattled, Posh burned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:51:17 July 20, 2009 06:51:17

The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story

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Man hugs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:44:38 July 17, 2009 07:44:38

I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. Full Story