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Brad`s suit and `stache

November 7, 2008 08:17:43 Posted at November 7, 2008 08:17:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was in New York last night, seen here leaving dinner. Really not feeling that Inglorious Basterds moustache. He looks like John Waters, only slightly less creepy. The suit however – the way he wears it, the way he walks it – makes up for the face. Can you teach this? I’m not sure you can teach this. Full Story

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David Beckham

November 7, 2008 07:13:03 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Ummm…look at him You know his wife is lobbying hard for it Has ingratiated himself in American culture, permanent fixture at Laker games etc. High profile celebrity friendships Underwear ads with his man junk on display everywhereArguments against Too desperate His wife doesn’t eat, makes the MiniVan feel fat Is not American An imminent temporary move to Italy Still can’t shake the cheater image I don’t like his hair anymoreODDS: 13 to 1  Full Story

Another reason not to eat

October 29, 2008 11:15:23 Posted at October 29, 2008 11:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Armani was the man. Then he made the ugliest dress for Katie Holmes’s wedding and now most of the designs coming out of Armani Prive look like they’ve been inspired by Tina Knowles. It’s embarrassing. One blip of a bright light? Becks starring in the underwear ad campaign. Full Story

You Promise?

October 27, 2008 11:39:00 Posted at October 27, 2008 11:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going to stay." Can you tell your wife too? David also tells the magazine Full Story

Becks Milan, Posh India

October 23, 2008 08:58:00 Posted at October 23, 2008 08:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard, David Beckham is reportedly joining AC Milan on loan to play this winter so that he can keep his eligibility…something like that. The technical details for the purposes of this column are not important. What is important is that it looks like the Beckhams are headed to Italy where Victoria can pretty much move in with D&G and David can have his way with luscious women who won’t die after consuming carbohydrates. Full Story

Animé or Boy Band?

October 20, 2008 08:15:44 Posted at October 20, 2008 08:15:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mr and Mrs Beckham found themselves in the same city at the same time on Friday night – it’s been hard for the couple to spend quality time together these days…so they took the opportunity to go out for dinner and get photographed in London. Knowing however that the tabloids have been consumed these days by Madonna’s divorce – the Beckhams made it past the cursed 7 years – Posh pulled out the conversation stoppers, just in case added insurance was required for publication. Full Story

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The Porn Pretenders

October 5, 2008 09:14:00 Posted at October 5, 2008 09:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story

The Heel-less Posh

September 29, 2008 06:31:24 Posted at September 29, 2008 06:31:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. Full Story

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Big Apple Pose-Off!

September 25, 2008 11:00:37 Posted at September 25, 2008 11:00:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story

Becks plays...

September 22, 2008 08:23:33 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:23:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last couple of years, non? He is beautiful, quivering, always, still, but the age is unmistakable. Full Story

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