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Courtside with Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 06:29:29 June 16, 2008 06:29:29

When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 of their best paparazzi friends. Full Story

Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 06:41:16 June 13, 2008 06:41:16

Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would mark the 2nd night in a row she wasn’t allowed to show herself off as his girlfriend. Full Story

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The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 06:23:25 June 12, 2008 06:23:25

The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that Victoria Beckham did not want to be photographed? Please. Full Story

Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 09:25:12 June 5, 2008 09:25:12

Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way into Anna Wintour’s office for an appearance in Vogue. Full Story

Hot Becks is Hurt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2008 05:47:25 June 3, 2008 05:47:25

Didn’t see him at the CFDAs – maybe he was inside? – but this is David Beckham leaving his New York hotel, as quivering as ever, with an injured wrist that I’d be happy to help heal any time he needs me. Remember what Duana said yesterday about a straight man sleeping every night forever next to a shriveled bag of bones? She was referring of course to Matthew Broderick. Full Story

Hot Becks, Old Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:53:04 May 6, 2008 10:53:04

David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story

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Becks Dequivered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:03:00 April 28, 2008 08:03:00

Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story

Posh Multitasks Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 13:01:18 April 23, 2008 13:01:18

David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, carrying a Birkin of course, matching gray heels, flanked by her parents and bodyguards and hitting up Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills for a pop in at Prada. Full Story

Ashton’s Loos Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 12:54:43 April 22, 2008 12:54:43

Ashton turned up with Lake Bell at the What Happens in Vegas London premiere tonight in a leather jacket and pants that hang just so, quivering quivering quivering… But shame! Look who showed up on his carpet! Do you recognise Rebecca Loos? Do you remember Rebecca Loos? David Beckham cheated on Victoria with Rebecca Loos. Full Story

All of Posh’s BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:41:00 April 21, 2008 01:41:00

Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously the GMD has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his wife. Also in attendance – the other Kate in Victoria’s life, Kate Beckinsale, along with Elton John, Usher (random), Eva Longoria tagged along too, and Gwen and Gavin Rossdale. Full Story

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First Birthday in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2008 07:34:37 April 18, 2008 07:34:37

And what a year it’s been. Making yet another attempt to conquer America, the British Beckhams invaded Los Angeles almost a year ago and have never looked back. This time there was no Waterloo…which is why Victoria perhaps is getting a little too big in the head. Not only because she doesn’t eat but also because she’s starting to believe she’s above the very things that made her who she is: self promotion, shameless pimping, and selling out all the time every day. Full Story