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Hot Becks, Old Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:53:04 May 6, 2008 10:53:04

David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story

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Becks Dequivered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:03:00 April 28, 2008 08:03:00

Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story

Posh Multitasks Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 13:01:18 April 23, 2008 13:01:18

David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, carrying a Birkin of course, matching gray heels, flanked by her parents and bodyguards and hitting up Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills for a pop in at Prada. Full Story

Ashton’s Loos Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 12:54:43 April 22, 2008 12:54:43

Ashton turned up with Lake Bell at the What Happens in Vegas London premiere tonight in a leather jacket and pants that hang just so, quivering quivering quivering… But shame! Look who showed up on his carpet! Do you recognise Rebecca Loos? Do you remember Rebecca Loos? David Beckham cheated on Victoria with Rebecca Loos. Full Story

All of Posh’s BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:41:00 April 21, 2008 01:41:00

Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously the GMD has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his wife. Also in attendance – the other Kate in Victoria’s life, Kate Beckinsale, along with Elton John, Usher (random), Eva Longoria tagged along too, and Gwen and Gavin Rossdale. Full Story

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First Birthday in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2008 07:34:37 April 18, 2008 07:34:37

And what a year it’s been. Making yet another attempt to conquer America, the British Beckhams invaded Los Angeles almost a year ago and have never looked back. This time there was no Waterloo…which is why Victoria perhaps is getting a little too big in the head. Not only because she doesn’t eat but also because she’s starting to believe she’s above the very things that made her who she is: self promotion, shameless pimping, and selling out all the time every day. Full Story

High Profile Itch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:15:35 April 17, 2008 06:15:35

London is buzzing. Gossips have been circulating the story for weeks but now a certain high profile former tabloid journalist/reality personality is yapping away about a scandal that’s on the verge of breaking concerning David Beckham’s tryst with a famous actress. Needless to say, Victoria doesn’t know. Full Story

Becks likes bigger bums

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2008 09:05:00 April 16, 2008 09:05:00

Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a size triple 0, painfully insecure, to hang on tightly to her man and her image, when all he really wants is to grab onto some junk from behind. Full Story

Courtside Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:12:41 April 11, 2008 08:12:41

David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and works every time! As usual, Becks is hot. Full Story

Beckham Porn at Elton John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 06:51:55 April 7, 2008 06:51:55

Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very sweet. Full Story

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sweet Xenu… did you see David Beckham on Leno last night? The man can wear a suit. And how. In fact, he can wear a suit so well, it makes up for that voice. Yes, it does!

Becks was teased about his Armani undies ad, he remembered to call it “soccer”, told the story – again! – about how he and Victoria met, how he wanted to marry her the first time he saw her on the telly, and… oh who the f*ck cares what else. He looked hot. That’s all.

Click here and here for the clips.

Calgary – tomorrow night at BLVD Lounge! See below for details. And thanks to the incomparable Cathy Downey at Grit Communications for making it all happen - a world class communications/marketing and public relations consultant based in Calgary who has been a lifesaver. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Wednesday – am here, am blogging…remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Brittany Murphy is not off sick. Neither is Ellen Page.

PPS. Hilary Swank is not being held.