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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sweet Xenu… did you see David Beckham on Leno last night? The man can wear a suit. And how. In fact, he can wear a suit so well, it makes up for that voice. Yes, it does!

Becks was teased about his Armani undies ad, he remembered to call it “soccer”, told the story – again! – about how he and Victoria met, how he wanted to marry her the first time he saw her on the telly, and… oh who the f*ck cares what else. He looked hot. That’s all.

Click here and here for the clips.

Calgary – tomorrow night at BLVD Lounge! See below for details. And thanks to the incomparable Cathy Downey at Grit Communications for making it all happen - a world class communications/marketing and public relations consultant based in Calgary who has been a lifesaver. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Wednesday – am here, am blogging…remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Brittany Murphy is not off sick. Neither is Ellen Page.

PPS. Hilary Swank is not being held.

Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game

March 31, 2008 09:23:31 Posted at March 31, 2008 09:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her mother’s birthday in London – more on that later. Full Story

Wax Posh is Too Fat!

March 31, 2008 06:37:53 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madame Tussaud limited edition wax figures of the Beckhams featured in Washington DC at the Cherry Blossom Soccer Tournament: David’s likeness is kinda off, his face is much less...filled. Victoria’s on the other hand is pretty perfect. She does look like this. Except… Skinnier. Which is why she would not approve. Full Story

Century Becks

March 27, 2008 07:59:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 07:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Dining with Posh… and do they swing?

March 24, 2008 06:16:15 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual is overdressed…but on this occasion, I suppose you can’t blame her. Full Story

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Ultimate Gay Fantasy

March 21, 2008 11:04:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mass homo swooning… can you imagine? Now all I can imagine is the two of them making out. Throw in a little Neil Patrick Harris and hot dog Doogie – instant YouPorn threesome sensation. Anderson Cooper interviewed David Beckham for 60 Minutes. Click here Full Story

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks was in New York last night last night at a gala honouring Pele. Becks in a tux. Yum. Only problem… so not feeling his hair. He’s been wearing it super super short these days, now with an army fade, and it’s not the cut but the head. Specifically the second level… can you see? Past that ridge, an odd shape. And it’s distracting. Almost to the point of quiver kill, though not quite. He is, after all, David Beckham. But it might be a good time to start growing…

Thursday before a long weekend. If you’ve noticed from my typos this week… I need it! Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Calgary… Junos… it’s ON! Gossip, drinks, casual…Thursday April 3rd. At BLVD. More details to come... Would love to see you there!

Me on Becks

March 17, 2008 12:42:28 Posted at March 17, 2008 12:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorta. Becks has a new tattoo. In Chinese. I can speak it, but the only thing I can read and write are names of movie stars. As such, according to Page Six: “The tattoo is written in traditional Mandarin Chinese and is an old Chinese proverb that says: "Death and life have determined appointments, Riches and honors depends upon heaven. Full Story

How Brits Cut

March 10, 2008 10:24:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the crack of dawn. And, given that I never go to the gym, suggesting that I would be there because, obviously, I need to work off some weight. Full Story

Posh: downsizing at Target

March 3, 2008 08:12:57 Posted at March 3, 2008 08:12:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. And maybe even a little annoyed? David, you see, is still touring Asia with the LA Galaxy. Full Story

Annyong David!

February 26, 2008 13:43:03 Posted at February 26, 2008 13:43:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Annyong Bluth? Snort. David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks-free show at the ACC when Posh takes her final bow. Full Story