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How Brits Cut

March 10, 2008 10:24:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the crack of dawn. And, given that I never go to the gym, suggesting that I would be there because, obviously, I need to work off some weight. Full Story

Posh: downsizing at Target

March 3, 2008 08:12:57 Posted at March 3, 2008 08:12:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. And maybe even a little annoyed? David, you see, is still touring Asia with the LA Galaxy. Full Story

Annyong David!

February 26, 2008 13:43:03 Posted at February 26, 2008 13:43:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Annyong Bluth? Snort. David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks-free show at the ACC when Posh takes her final bow. Full Story

Mommy’s Little Heir

February 19, 2008 06:28:04 Posted at February 19, 2008 06:28:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention seeking was programmed into Cruz’s DNA, the first inklings of which were presented to an audience of thousands at Madison Square Garden last night. Full Story

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How He Atones

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham – who cares if he’s a cheater? He’s hot and romantic and generous with his money… so what if he shags a nanny or a Spanish skank now and again? It’s the cosmetics of a marriage that matter the most, non? Of course it is. It’s the cosmetics of any situation that Mrs Beckham lives for. Full Story

Getting You To Friday…

February 13, 2008 12:10:27 Posted at February 13, 2008 12:10:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By mistake I said the word “treat” when deciding if I should order take out. Full Story

Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration

January 30, 2008 07:09:12 Posted at January 30, 2008 07:09:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo on his left arm surrounding the inscription of his wife’s name. Full Story

Wearing Posh

January 29, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive women in the world… Meanwhile Mrs Beckham is far, far away continuing the Spice tour in America. Full Story

Topless for Awareness

January 22, 2008 10:12:48 Posted at January 22, 2008 10:12:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this is how you do it, non? Check out Becks in Sierra Leone Saturday on a UN Children’s Fund misson. As you can see, the world press showed up… and what not? Becks was hot. So Becks too it off. And he played with the kids, and he smiled, and he made us quiver. Don’t tell me his abs aren’t sending a signal to your loins. Full Story

Becoming Victoria Beckham

January 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’t blame her. My hawk nose and her old hawk nose are actually quite similar. Full Story