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Wearing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 00:00:00 January 29, 2008 00:00:00

Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive women in the world… Meanwhile Mrs Beckham is far, far away continuing the Spice tour in America. Full Story

Topless for Awareness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 10:12:48 January 22, 2008 10:12:48

Well this is how you do it, non? Check out Becks in Sierra Leone Saturday on a UN Children’s Fund misson. As you can see, the world press showed up… and what not? Becks was hot. So Becks too it off. And he played with the kids, and he smiled, and he made us quiver. Don’t tell me his abs aren’t sending a signal to your loins. Full Story

Becoming Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’t blame her. My hawk nose and her old hawk nose are actually quite similar. Full Story

Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 09:20:35 January 7, 2008 09:20:35

Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. Full Story

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DVB: the new ad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 12:07:59 January 3, 2008 12:07:59

Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash Full Story

Grey & Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:46:02 January 2, 2008 04:46:02

I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’t help all those pointy angles. Full Story

Spice Kids on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2007 06:45:57 December 20, 2007 06:45:57

The other night in London – the Spice Girls were joined onstage by their children, with the exception of Ginger’s Bluebell who may be still recovering from chicken pox, all the baby Spices made an appearance including all three Beckham boys wearing t-shirts with POSH emblazoned across the front. Full Story

Posh & Becks underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:23:19 December 17, 2007 08:23:19

More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story

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Beckham Porn in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 11:29:24 December 12, 2007 11:29:24

Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? Word is they were ensconced inside a private room for 3 long hours doing … no one knows what. Full Story

Becks Says Happy Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 14:13:10 December 10, 2007 14:13:10

Check out David’s Adidas holiday card wearing my favourite hair. Am so done with the buzz. You? Also like his face like that. When he’s focused and concentrating…yum. Photos from Splash  Full Story