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Mommy’s Little Heir

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2008 06:28:04 February 19, 2008 06:28:04

It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention seeking was programmed into Cruz’s DNA, the first inklings of which were presented to an audience of thousands at Madison Square Garden last night. Full Story

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How He Atones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

David Beckham – who cares if he’s a cheater? He’s hot and romantic and generous with his money… so what if he shags a nanny or a Spanish skank now and again? It’s the cosmetics of a marriage that matter the most, non? Of course it is. It’s the cosmetics of any situation that Mrs Beckham lives for. Full Story

Getting You To Friday…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2008 12:10:27 February 13, 2008 12:10:27

Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By mistake I said the word “treat” when deciding if I should order take out. Full Story

Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2008 07:09:12 January 30, 2008 07:09:12

As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo on his left arm surrounding the inscription of his wife’s name. Full Story

Wearing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 00:00:00 January 29, 2008 00:00:00

Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive women in the world… Meanwhile Mrs Beckham is far, far away continuing the Spice tour in America. Full Story

Topless for Awareness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 10:12:48 January 22, 2008 10:12:48

Well this is how you do it, non? Check out Becks in Sierra Leone Saturday on a UN Children’s Fund misson. As you can see, the world press showed up… and what not? Becks was hot. So Becks too it off. And he played with the kids, and he smiled, and he made us quiver. Don’t tell me his abs aren’t sending a signal to your loins. Full Story

Becoming Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’t blame her. My hawk nose and her old hawk nose are actually quite similar. Full Story

Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 09:20:35 January 7, 2008 09:20:35

Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. Full Story

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DVB: the new ad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 12:07:59 January 3, 2008 12:07:59

Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash Full Story

Grey & Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:46:02 January 2, 2008 04:46:02

I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’t help all those pointy angles. Full Story