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Spice Kids on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2007 06:45:57 December 20, 2007 06:45:57

The other night in London – the Spice Girls were joined onstage by their children, with the exception of Ginger’s Bluebell who may be still recovering from chicken pox, all the baby Spices made an appearance including all three Beckham boys wearing t-shirts with POSH emblazoned across the front. Full Story

Posh & Becks underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:23:19 December 17, 2007 08:23:19

More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story

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Beckham Porn in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 11:29:24 December 12, 2007 11:29:24

Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? Word is they were ensconced inside a private room for 3 long hours doing … no one knows what. Full Story

Becks Says Happy Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 14:13:10 December 10, 2007 14:13:10

Check out David’s Adidas holiday card wearing my favourite hair. Am so done with the buzz. You? Also like his face like that. When he’s focused and concentrating…yum. Photos from Splash  Full Story

Oh Holy Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 09:21:56 December 10, 2007 09:21:56

Beckham’s new Armani ball and a tennis ball stuff into his tightey whiteys. Can you breathe? I can’t breathe… Thanks Denise! source  Full Story

Friday, December 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Barbara Walters got it right…OF COURSE JK Rowling had to top the Most Fascinating List. Curious though that she couldn’t get an interview, that Babs’s #1 was the only person on the list who did not appear on the show. Maybe Jo hates that old hag? Maybe Posh now hates that old hag too? Because the lighting was terrible, non?

But still…the most interesting profile piece had to be the Beckhams. For Victoria. Said it before, will say it again: I could watch her all day. Every day. It’s her absurdity, you know? It’s the over-camp (is that possible?), it’s the way she can’t relax, even while seated on a couch, the way she and David had to cross arms over each other, hands strategically gripped on each other’s thighs. Being Mrs Beckham takes sacrifice. I love her because she doesn’t make it look easy. I love her because she is so desperate to make you look period.

And vanity aside, Posh is also terribly engaging. Perhaps we North Americans don’t have as sophisticated a sense of humour as you Brits who hate her so, but Victoria.Is.Funny. She’s colourful, she’s amusing…laugh with her, laugh AT her, whatever. Bitch cracks me up. And I know she cracks you up too – don’t lie.

Favourite part of interview? Definitely when Barbara asked her: you’re so thin! Do you eat a cookie, do you ever enjoy a piece of chocolate cake?

I could almost hear Posh thinking, thinking about whether or not she should lie. And in the end she decided not to, replying simply: No. And I’ll take this over the rest of them skinny bitches who claim to indulge whenever they want and maintain size 0. Victoria never indulges. As f&cked up as that is, at least she doesn’t lie about it.

Here they are last night at Mint, showing up to support Sporty Mel C who played a small solo gig for an audience of only 75 that also included Mel B and her creepy husband. Apparently the Beckhams touched each other all night, arms and legs constantly entangled, he stroking her shoulders and waist, her hands not straying far from his ass. Beckham Porn. Yum!

Friday, am posting all day, come back often! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not is not John Mayer.

Hold Me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 09:03:27 December 7, 2007 09:03:27

More photos of Posh & Becks at Mel C’s gig last night. As you know, these two are like porn for me. And last night they certainly delivered a little. Look at the way he’s looking down at her. And holding her from behind. Hold me from behind!!! As always though, it’s Victoria who’s most entertaining. Full Story

Can’t Keep the Gay Away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 07:35:04 December 7, 2007 07:35:04

No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented the GMD from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom Cruise resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world media on alert – OF COURSE he showed up with his RoboKate. Full Story

The Year of Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 00:00:00 December 6, 2007 00:00:00

They wanted America. After three tries, they’ve finally conquered America. America loves – and hates – Posh. This means she’s arrived. As you know, Barbara Walters will interview the Beckhams tonight on her Most Fascinating annual special and the Spice Girls tour continues to generate wonderful reviews and Posh is closing the year out on the cover of Elle. Full Story

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Fascinating Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 16:19:28 December 5, 2007 16:19:28

Barbara Walters is naming her annual Most Fascinating List tomorrow (Thursday) and Posh & Becks have made the coveted cut, sitting down with the old bag for a rare joint interview. As you can see, they colour coordinated. And it looks like Becks is growing out his hair again, thank Xenu. During the chat, Becks reveals he wants more babies. Full Story

Sleeps Naked and Self Aware

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 09:21:52 December 5, 2007 09:21:52

Seeing the Spice Reunion concert and meeting Victoria in person has only fuelled the sick obsession. I love her. Only Victoria could take the stage AT A CONCERT and not only NOT SING but strut down a catwalk with a wind machine blowing. Only Victoria. And while the British press continues to find ways to vilify the Girls and the Posh, Mrs Beckham is not apologising for her absurdity – the shameless, ridiculous way she lives her life in a plastic pose. Full Story