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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

We were married 6 years ago this week – longer than many, if not most, Hollywood marriages. To celebrate, he surprised me with a suite at the hotel where he proposed and where we held our wedding reception, dropping the dog off at grandma’s in the afternoon and then sweeping me away for a night of romance.

But smut never rests.

There’s Kid Rock just as we’re heading out for a walk. Accompanied by an overweight bodyguard who doesn’t look like he could do much damage to anyone and some other loser, Kid gave us a head nod with a “what’s up” before lifting his left arm and sniffing. Pure sex.

And then Pure Sex actually walked in. Of course… David Beckham. Yes David Beckham. In the hotel. He’s here for an exhibition match tomorrow (Wednesday) against the Vancouver Whitecaps. It’s turned into quite a big deal for locals – they’ve even adjusted the ferry schedule just to accommodate extra travellers coming and going for a glimpse at the Hotness.

So the Hotness is here. Which is why the air in this place is suddenly thick with lust. Girls at reception are giggling, catering staff peeking around corners, horny ass broads waiting outside the front doors hoping for some eye contact and infidelity.

Sigh.

Gossip never sleeps.

Tuesday – am online all day, unless I get stuck in an elevator with the Golden Balls…yes, yes, yes!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Serena who is finally home after a lengthy pilgrimage to India – Georgia missed you. Time to catch up!

Becks in the Flesh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 11:09:54 November 6, 2007 11:09:54

Just got back from Vancouver Whitecaps/LA Galaxy presser, obviously the room was packed for one person and one person only though before describing Becks, just have to say, call me Cruise but Alexi Lalas is actually kinda hot too. Is it just me? So David was wearing an LA Galaxy shirt and training pants, very lean in person, and to be honest – I’m not feeling the hair or the facial growth (makes him look like a rat) so, while he is forever the quiveration, he has certainly looked better. Full Story

The Object of Their Affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD trotted out all his friends last Thursday for the LA premiere of Lions for Lambs. Among them, David Beckham, and as you can see from the expressions on both Katie’s and Tom’s faces, Becks is definitely ballsdown their favourite. See how Katie absolutely glows looking into his eyes? And see how Tom can’t take his own eyes off Victoria’s husband – coveting him, wanting him, undressing him with his Xenu imagination… Strange the Cruises don’t look like that at each other, non? Haven"t seen Katie this happy, in fact, for over 2 years! source Full Story

Live! With Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE this. Regis and Kelly dressed up as David and Victoria Beckham on Live! With Regis & Kelly today – see attached. Regis actually looks pretty good. That’s a great wig. And underneath the football jersey he seems kinda spry! As for Kelly … also a fantastic wig. And she and Posh could have a thin-off, non? Kelly spent the morning walking around shouting “mayjah!” over and over again. Full Story

Becks Talks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 08:10:27 October 30, 2007 08:10:27

Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his Hollywood wife. Full Story

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David Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:29:44 October 25, 2007 07:29:44

Arguments for:- look at him: the clothes, the body, the pants!!!, the squint…he quivers everyone- he came to America, he lives in America, and finally America knows him- the children, the hot father, the irresistible MiniVan dream- marketed as the saviour of MLS, there is a machine behind him willing this to happen, not the least of which is Victoria given that she is about to kick off a Spice revival and for these two, any publicity is good publicity Arguments against:- his wife and all the Birkins that come with her- Tom Cruise- many believe his arrival in America has been a bust. Full Story

Of course he will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 13:17:56 October 23, 2007 13:17:56

David Beckham’s season with the LA Galaxy is over. And it was a bust. So when asked how he planned on lifting the spirits of his good friend, the GMD told reporters in London that he’d be happy to take Becks out for some good old fashioned “boy” time – flying airplanes and racing cars – and that he’ll gladly join him whenever David calls. Full Story

The Elusive Bra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 14:34:49 October 16, 2007 14:34:49

Mrs Beckham has a Birkin in every available shade, her own line of denim, a pair of shoes inspired by her image designed for her by Giambattista Valli, and more. And still… Mrs Beckham still can’t find a decent bra to mask her big ass nipples. This is why she went to the Grove yesterday with the headlights turned on. Full Story

Please Call Me On Your Moto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 10:36:00 October 16, 2007 10:36:00

Can you imagine? Sweet Goddess… if he actually rang me I’d disavow my own mother and run to paradise in between in legs. Check out David making a call on Sunday, probably making sure his side dish bitch gets the hell out of his house before his wife’s return from Europe. And while his playing status might still be on hold, his endorsement ability doesn’t appear to have waned in the slightest. Full Story

Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

Becks Rivals Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

While Victoria and Cruz are in Paris for fashion week and an Elle Magazine cover shoot – high fashion photos in which she looks like a starving Martian – Becks is hanging back in LA with Brooklyn and Romeo, playing doting dad at school. Check out the maddening quiverating this weekend. Just a reminder that Brad Pitt isn’t the only father hotness, though these shots of him with the Chosen One will undoubtedly set your loins afire. Full Story