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The Opposite of Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

The Cruises trying to dirty dance…ew. Apparently he pulled out some of the old classics from Risky Business, stopping just short, thank Goddess, of showing off his tighty whiteys. Here’s the GMD trying to pretend he’s ridin’ up on David Beckham as opposed to his wife. And Katie gamely playing along, showing off some lovely, lovely arm tone. Full Story

LA Welcomes the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Stars came for the game, more stars came for the party. From super A List to totally random, the Cruise/Smith joint production on Sunday night at the Museum of Contemporary Art attracted them all. And for Victoria and David, it was quite the honour. In addition to their hosts, Demi and Ashton made an appearance, as did Bruce Willis and Jim Carrey with Jenny McCarthy, and Matthew Perry, and of course Eva Longoria (of course!), along with Brooke Shields, her husband, and even Rihanna and Li’l Kim. Full Story

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Posh: Sag & Success

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

Oh the British press…they love to hate her. And today she gave them a golden nugget. Photos of Victoria in LA yesterday – slim but still saggy with some cellie too! All that not eating and smoking and the end result is just like us, only I had agnellotti last night. Ricotta and spinach in a heavy heavy cream sauce with even more cheese sprinkled on top and 2 dinner rolls and dessert too. Full Story

Pervy but Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

I paused it at some good parts. Immature…but he is just soooo perfect. For the truly obsessed… a three minute voyeur video of David Beckham at a photo shoot. Time well spent for me, perhaps a waste if he doesn’t give you quiver. But if he does, if he does give you quiver… click here Full Story

Mrs Beckham joins the MiniVan Majority?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

Though she’s loved by gays and gossips, Posh knows the key to America is the MiniVan Majority. And still she can’t shed the stilettos. Love. Her. So here she is with the boys at soccer practise, cuddling with Cruz as Brooklyn imitates Dad, playing sideline mom along with all the other sideline moms and hoping for a feature on the cover of People Magazine. Full Story

Protecting his Property

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 00:00:00 July 18, 2007 00:00:00

At dinner with my cousin Cat last night – two grown women well into our thirties and when the subject of David Beckham came up, still we had to squeal. And she’s not really the type. But on pure physical loin-pounding quiveration…seriously, who’s hotter than Becks? And what’s hotter than Becks protecting his property – also his wife’s privates – as she descended from their car the other night. Full Story

Posh: the Primetime Debut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2007 12:00:00 July 17, 2007 12:00:00

Virtually every critic has slammed her special with every disparaging adjective possible. Meanwhile, the British papers are salivating over the savage reviews, gleeful in their premature assessment that the Beckham defection has not gone unpunished. And though the numbers have yet to be announced (at press time), going purely from print at least, it would appear that Victoria Beckham’s one hour debut was a colossal failure. Full Story

Posh & Becks: the choreographed first weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 12:00:00 July 16, 2007 12:00:00

First full weekend in Los Angeles, Victoria and David spent most of it undercover but for a very, very high profile visit with the boys to Toys R Us. First though – Posh paid a visit to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show on Friday, smiling a lot, giggling a lot, but through it all, always completely posed, every angle perfect, every movement practised, every expression planned from the moment she walked out on stage. Full Story

Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve lived a deprived life, I think. Because up til yesterday I’d never ever peered inside a Hooters. But it’s summertime in Toronto and Hooters on John Street is open to the sidewalk so for the first time, I saw for myself the Orange Shorts. Amazing. Must dine there today.

It’s Friday – the LA Galaxy will “present” David Beckham at what they call a “low key” ceremony this afternoon. Something like 400 journalists expected, not known if Victoria and the boys will show but it’s not like her to pass up an occasion, non?

Finally the weekend! Enjoy!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is for Vee: the evil C can kiss my Chinese ass. Stay positive… am thinking of you.

Becks Blogs Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Oh. My. Loins. Judging from the reaction in my inbox, many of you are quivering too. I mean look at this man. Look at him!!! So to coincide with the his Galaxy arrival, Becks is now blogging – first entry was posted today. But seriously, do you really care what he has to say? To be honest…no. Full Story

All Smiles…even Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story