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All Smiles…even Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story

Beckham Landing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Clusterf*ck at LAX last night as the Beckhams landed. Fans, photographers, people screaming their balls off… was told it was quite the scene and even the Beckhams themselves seemed taken aback which in itself is a surprise. They flew commercial, they pretty much announced their travel plans, they sent the boys to be taken away first, and then made a slow walk themselves to the car, making sure there was enough time for the paps to cover their arrival… not exactly subtle. Full Story

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The Beckhams En Route

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2007 12:00:00 July 12, 2007 12:00:00

As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly out of pragmatism. Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story

Thin & Tan > Young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair mismatch, she and her obvious sunburn. Full Story

The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is coming to America and thanks to Motorola, I have one personalised soccer jersey signed by Becks himself to give away to a lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story

British Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London yesterday at the Concert for Diana to introduce Take That, was greeted with one of the loudest receptions of the evening – a bittersweet moment for a man who will be calling Los Angeles home for the next long while. Full Story

The Man Coloured Pedi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style his out of control hair so I wouldn’t have to be seen with a pre-cut John Mayer wannabe. Full Story

Monday, June 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Always love waking up on a Monday to find fresh photos of David Beckham frolicking with men. Might have to top him back to #1 on the Freebie Five after Rocky’s reign – everybody loves a winner, non? in this case however, it has less to do with Real Madrid’s victory yesterday than with my dream. Yet another dream. And not a pervy one.

British men are on the mind, especially Hot Harry on Horse and Matt Lauer’s exclusive interview with the Princes airing today. Every clip of Harry is the super hotness, due in no small part to the fact that he likes to walk around with both hands clasped around his belt buckle. Hate to sound like one of those middle aged women swooning in a peeler bar but with a move so highly suggestive, it’s hard not to stare at the royal “region”. And then hearing his voice – his deep deep manly voice that sounds a bit like sleep, like groggy sleep after a sexy evening, it confirms the contention that the Spare brings way more quiver than the Heir. I mean seriously…the boy is FOINE. Everything about him – from the way he walks, to his pants, to the back of his neck. Watch tonight, you’ll see.

And so in my dream, David and I were driving around London in a Maserati. I can see it vividly – David changing gears, hands and feet in perfect rhythm, shades on in the middle of the night, dressed in a white tee shirt tucked into dirty jeans, triceps popping out every time he shifted to second and third…absolute loin candy with one major exception. When he turned to ask me what I wanted on my pizza – “Lainey (long and soft on the “Lai”), fancy a veggie or a meat lovers?” – it wasn’t the rat lizard voice that slithered out like a bucket of cold water but Harry’s posh drawl… like a Hot Harry Hybrid, a perfect man-boy combination.

As such, full on Beckham overload this morning…apologies in advance.

It’s Monday, online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Roots Bag winner has been contact – thanks for all your entries! More giveaways to come…

Shirtless or a Beater?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. Both suck. So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater. Seriously… how does one choose? Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Full Story

The Supportive Wife & Her Supportive Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Miss a marquee match? Never. Miss a major photo opportunity? Madness. A hot pink belt just in case we miss her? Always. Of course Victoria turned up to support her husband yesterday. And of course she brought along two very high profile guests – none other than the GMD and his RoboBride: he intently watching footballers with large muscular thighs running up and down the pitch, she wistfully remembering what could have been. Full Story

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