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Monday, June 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Always love waking up on a Monday to find fresh photos of David Beckham frolicking with men. Might have to top him back to #1 on the Freebie Five after Rocky’s reign – everybody loves a winner, non? in this case however, it has less to do with Real Madrid’s victory yesterday than with my dream. Yet another dream. And not a pervy one.

British men are on the mind, especially Hot Harry on Horse and Matt Lauer’s exclusive interview with the Princes airing today. Every clip of Harry is the super hotness, due in no small part to the fact that he likes to walk around with both hands clasped around his belt buckle. Hate to sound like one of those middle aged women swooning in a peeler bar but with a move so highly suggestive, it’s hard not to stare at the royal “region”. And then hearing his voice – his deep deep manly voice that sounds a bit like sleep, like groggy sleep after a sexy evening, it confirms the contention that the Spare brings way more quiver than the Heir. I mean seriously…the boy is FOINE. Everything about him – from the way he walks, to his pants, to the back of his neck. Watch tonight, you’ll see.

And so in my dream, David and I were driving around London in a Maserati. I can see it vividly – David changing gears, hands and feet in perfect rhythm, shades on in the middle of the night, dressed in a white tee shirt tucked into dirty jeans, triceps popping out every time he shifted to second and third…absolute loin candy with one major exception. When he turned to ask me what I wanted on my pizza – “Lainey (long and soft on the “Lai”), fancy a veggie or a meat lovers?” – it wasn’t the rat lizard voice that slithered out like a bucket of cold water but Harry’s posh drawl… like a Hot Harry Hybrid, a perfect man-boy combination.

As such, full on Beckham overload this morning…apologies in advance.

It’s Monday, online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Roots Bag winner has been contact – thanks for all your entries! More giveaways to come…

Shirtless or a Beater?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. Both suck. So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater. Seriously… how does one choose? Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Full Story

The Supportive Wife & Her Supportive Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Miss a marquee match? Never. Miss a major photo opportunity? Madness. A hot pink belt just in case we miss her? Always. Of course Victoria turned up to support her husband yesterday. And of course she brought along two very high profile guests – none other than the GMD and his RoboBride: he intently watching footballers with large muscular thighs running up and down the pitch, she wistfully remembering what could have been. Full Story

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The Beckham Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Between Brad and Becks…delicious daddies everywhere. Same haircut all around and the same shade of dark blonde – here are the boys and their dad dressed in the same uniform, celebrating their father’s big win. Sigh. Time flies. Cruz Beckham is already 2. Cruz is walking, Brooklyn is a little man, and Romeo is still my favourite. Full Story

Farewell in Victory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Quite a way to cap off his European career – after getting dumped by England and benched for the early part of the season, Becks regained form and became a key part of his team’s championship run, inspiring talk yet again of repping his home country for Euro qualifiers and possibly at Euro 2008 in Austria and Switzerland. Full Story

Choreographed Reality TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2007 00:00:00 June 14, 2007 00:00:00

Love it. From six episodes to a one hour special, Victoria’s America television debut will be called Victoria Beckham: Coming to America – 50 or so minutes of Victoria rehearsing her candid moments with makeup on the entire time which I will totally watch, even though a bit disappointed. Full Story

A Beater or Nothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2007 00:00:00 June 12, 2007 00:00:00

My cousin Cat brought this up a few weeks ago: what’s with the constant beaters? Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than tank tops? Call me Cruise but with the exception of David Beckham, a man in a tank means instant de-quiver. Am all about the t-shirt. A just fit not too tight t-shirt with a print. Full Story

Flats Are Evil

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2007 00:00:00 June 12, 2007 00:00:00

Along with My Concrete Tits are Real, this must be her mantra: Victoria Beckham simply canNOT wear flats. She will eschew them always, even in favour of Nurse Shoes with a Wedge. Look at them. Tell me those aren’t nurse shoes with a wedge. Here’s Posh throwing out the first pitch at the Dodger game yesterday. Full Story

The LA Leach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Victoria Beckham, back in LA to shoot scenes for her new “unscripted” reality tv show, dressed in designer sports shorts. Posh TV is apparently still scheduled to go forward in spite of the fact that very little usable material has been filmed. According to UK gossips, Posh is pushing ahead with the plans over David’s objection, encouraged by her appearance last week at the MTV Movie Awards and insisting that too much has been committed so far and that it is too late to back out. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going for the Best Dressed Award tonight. Full Story

Posh Flops & Bails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2007 00:00:00 June 1, 2007 00:00:00

You saw the video the other day edited and manipulated to show a couple on the rocks, and you’ve heard the gossip – now that Becks is being welcomed back to represent his country, his enthusiasm about an American move is supposedly waning and his dissatisfaction over his wife’s constant absences is taking its toll. Full Story