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Another Birthday, More Porn

May 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different actually is that from any other day? Seriously kills me. Full Story

A Posh Bargain

May 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So UK gossips are once again buzzing that Victoria Beckham has agreed in principle to start studying Scientology, after seeing her friendship with Katie cool off as a result of her refusal to go with Xenu. This in contrast to Us Weekly, reporting in its last issue that Victoria was so annoyed by Tom Cruise’s incessant proselytising that she snapped at him and told him to shut it off. Full Story

Quiver Over This

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David was missing from Bluebell’s christening Saturday. Why? Because The Hotness was sweating on the pitch in Spain, reacting calmly as a crazed stalker fan breached security to meet his idol. Pipsqueak would have gone running to his mother… Becks on the other hand is all chill. Sexy. Most sexy of all is Becks being Daddy. Full Story

Happy Birthday Mrs Beckham

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Married to that piece of hotness? Every day is her birthday. But what would a Posh birthday be without shopping? In Paris no less? Here they are, the Beckhams, colour and coif coordinated per usual, fighting off those smutty reports that they’ve grown apart due to her frequent jaunts to America. Full Story

On Madge, on marriage, on Malawi, and moustaches

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie, that he was supposed to travel with her to Malawi, that they fought and he refused to follow – as I reported last week, he is working on a tv show for ABC. Full Story

A shot at the Freebie 5

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just announced yesterday – David Beckham and the LA Galaxy will play the Vancouver Whitecaps in Vancouver on October 3. So, like, I live in Vancouver. Do I want to beat down 20 thousand bitches for a shot at #2 on my List? Tough decision. Here’s David at practice the other day. Man is so fine I can’t stand it. Full Story

Brad Pitt: the best pants

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, I now think it’s his ass. Full Story

Becks & The Queen?

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride. A Beckham Scientological Sandwich? No…seriously. Full Story

The New Becks

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

The Wonky Nipple

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story