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Blue & Becks Bring Spice Together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Four out of five were together at Bluebell’s christening a couple of weeks ago, another four out of five were rejoined at David Beckham’s birthday dinner earlier this week, and just two nights later, Baby, Scary, and Ginger were out again giggling conspiratorially. UK gossips are already reporting that the deal for a reunion has been sealed and given their resurrected Girl Power, this time it would seem to be true…especially since Mel B and Geri seem close again. Full Story

Another Birthday, More Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different actually is that from any other day? Seriously kills me. Full Story

A Posh Bargain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2007 12:00:00 May 1, 2007 12:00:00

So UK gossips are once again buzzing that Victoria Beckham has agreed in principle to start studying Scientology, after seeing her friendship with Katie cool off as a result of her refusal to go with Xenu. This in contrast to Us Weekly, reporting in its last issue that Victoria was so annoyed by Tom Cruise’s incessant proselytising that she snapped at him and told him to shut it off. Full Story

Quiver Over This

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

David was missing from Bluebell’s christening Saturday. Why? Because The Hotness was sweating on the pitch in Spain, reacting calmly as a crazed stalker fan breached security to meet his idol. Pipsqueak would have gone running to his mother… Becks on the other hand is all chill. Sexy. Most sexy of all is Becks being Daddy. Full Story

Happy Birthday Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Married to that piece of hotness? Every day is her birthday. But what would a Posh birthday be without shopping? In Paris no less? Here they are, the Beckhams, colour and coif coordinated per usual, fighting off those smutty reports that they’ve grown apart due to her frequent jaunts to America. Full Story

On Madge, on marriage, on Malawi, and moustaches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie, that he was supposed to travel with her to Malawi, that they fought and he refused to follow – as I reported last week, he is working on a tv show for ABC. Full Story

A shot at the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Just announced yesterday – David Beckham and the LA Galaxy will play the Vancouver Whitecaps in Vancouver on October 3. So, like, I live in Vancouver. Do I want to beat down 20 thousand bitches for a shot at #2 on my List? Tough decision. Here’s David at practice the other day. Man is so fine I can’t stand it. Full Story

Brad Pitt: the best pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, I now think it’s his ass. Full Story

Becks & The Queen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride. A Beckham Scientological Sandwich? No…seriously. Full Story

The New Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

The Wonky Nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story