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A shot at the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Just announced yesterday – David Beckham and the LA Galaxy will play the Vancouver Whitecaps in Vancouver on October 3. So, like, I live in Vancouver. Do I want to beat down 20 thousand bitches for a shot at #2 on my List? Tough decision. Here’s David at practice the other day. Man is so fine I can’t stand it. Full Story

Brad Pitt: the best pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, I now think it’s his ass. Full Story

Becks & The Queen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride. A Beckham Scientological Sandwich? No…seriously. Full Story

The New Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

The Wonky Nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Concrete & Spanx?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve circled attached. Full Story

The Blonde Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

By now I’m sure you’ve seen it. Victoria’s new ‘do. Now blonde and bimbo and weave and wavy is one thing. But short and sassy in a sea of straggly locks? Love, love, love. Here she is rockin’ a shorter version of her signature cut, lightened for the California climate, but not to the extreme, and truth be told - never thought so before - my girl looks good as an ash blonde. Full Story

Posh in white, Posh in black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2007 12:00:00 February 27, 2007 12:00:00

In white at Elton John’s party, she also attended VF. And watching this woman pose is the treat of a lifetime. You can tell she has spent hours and hours and hours in her bedroom practicing, jutting out one hip, adjusting all the bones in her back, in absolute control over every inch of her body. And without a doubt, she LIVED for the attention. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and Madge asked them to French kiss. Full Story

David Beckham: horny & aggressive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Wife’s away, balls are blue, temptation everywhere hard to resist… no wonder David lost his sh-t on the pitch?   Becks scrapped with an opponent the other day and of course, he still looks the Hotness even when he’s misbehaving. As for all of you who object to record breaking presence on the Freebie Five because of his voice…again, he just has to rock, he doesn’t have to talk. Full Story