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The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2007 12:00:00 February 9, 2007 12:00:00

sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five soon as I get home to change it. Full Story

The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story

A Call From David Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s phone call to a very sick 19 year old from Hamilton, Ontario - at times too weak to talk and fighting for her life - who received a spark of hope in the form of a phone call from the world"s most high profile footballer. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: behind the concrete tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK You love them and you hate them – the manifestation of the patented Beckham Chav sitting like a shelf on the Posh chest, obnoxious yet irresistible, the very formula for our fascination about her everything: her body, her clothes, her c*cksucking pout, her ridiculous play for attention every time she goes out. Full Story

Blame the Gay Midget Dwarf?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

The English and the Beckhams – a love/hate relationship, they say they can’t stand the Chav but when the Chav leaves the Motherland, it’s accusations of betrayal and disloyalty and greed, with Victoria positioned as the primary scapegoat. And you wonder why I’m an anglophile? According to UK rags, David was desperate to rejoin The Premiereship but Posh talked him out of it, preferring the glitz and the glam of Hollywood to the understated restraint of her British roots and in the end, they say Becks only agreed for the sake of the children, favouring American schools and security over their European options… Yet again, Victoria gets what Victoria wants. Full Story

Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day but never a bad coat and shoes day. Full Story

Posh & Becks: Chav to America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is 100% British - removing it from its foundation could have unforeseeable consequences. Full Story

Fresh Freebie Five...Finally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Leo at #1 for weeks and, as you know, I couldn"t figure out how to officially change it until now and even then I had to cheat. Nevertheless, as you can see, the Freebie Five has been shuffled. Yes...George Clooney is gone. No...George Clooney is not Digits. Nor is he gay. At least not when he goes to Mexico and spends the nighttime with the ladies. Full Story

Becks: exit Spain, enter LA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially since he had already talked about an offer that was presented last week that was still under consideration: "Nobody has said anything to us. Full Story

Purple Posh Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2007 12:00:00 January 5, 2007 12:00:00

Well…what else is new? Shopping in London wearing a motherhonkin’ huge emerald, concrete tits disappointingly concealed. Word is she and Becks were supposed to join the British crowd in Thailand over New Year’s but I’ve just heard a rumour that they were paid something crazy like $6 million to be in Japan instead. Full Story

Tara Reid: Un-Fixable Ghetto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

As much as we try to observe those Buddha on the Mountain, Lotus-leaf-and-meditation Oprah moments, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that while it’s NEVER OK to die for it or suffer or hurt yourself or to be insensible, some if not most of us would like to be thin, to have a nice body. Hell, when you think about it, Oprah is the frickin’ poster girl for wanting a body that has eluded her for years and if you ask me, all that bullsh-t about loving yourself as the first step to losing weight is really just a smokescreen for pure plain Vanity – and hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being Vain, so long as you own it, you know? Better that than hiding it behind a yoga pose waxing wise about Inner Beauty. Full Story