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Purple Posh Goes Shopping

January 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…what else is new? Shopping in London wearing a motherhonkin’ huge emerald, concrete tits disappointingly concealed. Word is she and Becks were supposed to join the British crowd in Thailand over New Year’s but I’ve just heard a rumour that they were paid something crazy like $6 million to be in Japan instead. Full Story

Tara Reid: Un-Fixable Ghetto

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As much as we try to observe those Buddha on the Mountain, Lotus-leaf-and-meditation Oprah moments, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that while it’s NEVER OK to die for it or suffer or hurt yourself or to be insensible, some if not most of us would like to be thin, to have a nice body. Hell, when you think about it, Oprah is the frickin’ poster girl for wanting a body that has eluded her for years and if you ask me, all that bullsh-t about loving yourself as the first step to losing weight is really just a smokescreen for pure plain Vanity – and hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being Vain, so long as you own it, you know? Better that than hiding it behind a yoga pose waxing wise about Inner Beauty. Full Story

On Board with Victoria Beckham

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to the private photo collection, there are also clues about the Beckham"s latest invasion of America. Full Story

Pacey Rocks the Faux Hawk

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total.Loin.Quiveration. Joshua Jackson in New York at an evening honouring the Laramie Project the other day modeling a new ‘do without as much flair as Becks or Maddox, for that matter, but just as adorable, especially so as he’s throwing his support behind efforts to fight homophobia in the hope of ensuring that what happened to Mathew Shepard won’t happen to anyone else. Full Story

Megalomaniacal Posh?

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As in the case with Leo and with Gwyneth, criticism is most valuable when it comes from your most ardent supporters. No secret – I am unabashedly one of the biggest Beckham fans out there, in spite of the Chav, in spite of it all, I can’t get enough. But stunts like this are too obnoxious, even for me. Full Story

The Beckhams on the Sidelines

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for the glory of the Beckham brand, especially now that he’s no longer the stalwart captain of England football. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

The Beckhams arrive for TomKat

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David came!!! Originally said to have not been granted permission from Real Madrid due a match the next day, Becks has clearly finagled his way to the wedding of the year and as you can see, is by his wife’s side in Rome for the craziness unfolding on Saturday. But enough about the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

It’s George

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the only thing he could lord over his friend and co-star. George tells People he’s still not interested in kids or marriage but his approach to both questions is decidedly less hardline – as in “No…but whatever happens, happens. Full Story

Possessive Posh hates the Pound

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Snoop Dogg says he wanted to hang with Becks but was shut down by his wife because she thought he’d be a bad influence…and can you blame her??? With all due respect to Snoop, and I do love Snoop, he doesn’t exactly make for innocent company especially in the company of a prolific cheater. Seriously… Can you imagine how much poon would get pillaged in the wake of a Dogg/David hook up? Definitely support my Posh on this one. Full Story

TomKat: the countdown

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What DON’T you know about this wedding? Per Page Six, the Scientological ceremony will go down Saturday at the Castello Odeascalchi overlooking Lake Bracciano north of Rome. Wedding party to be dressed by Armani, John Travolta will be shuttling many guests in on his private plane, and now Andrea Bocelli will be serenading Katie down the aisle. Full Story