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Posh in her Panties to be a Lady?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2006 12:00:00 October 25, 2006 12:00:00

A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on New Year"s Eve…have you heard this? Sir David Beckham? If memory serves, he"s already been honoured with an OBE and apparently headed up the ladder…a little early if you ask me, not to mention a little precarious too, given that Posh & Becks can"t go a week without a fresh scandal though, remarkably, things have been clean sailing for the last several months. Full Story

Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who lost his mother last year and whose father cannot support him. Full Story

The Beckhams: Waterloo again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a film on Posh & Becks who I adore but who"ve also tried and failed to conquer the US not once but twice??? It"s a gamble not even he could afford. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Church Fashion Assy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

It is well known the arms length affection that exists between Posh and Elle. For months now there have swirled rumours, rumours that The Body covets the property of The Posh, rumours that The Becks did indeed goose The Body, resulting in rumours that The Posh keeps her friends close and The Body even closer. Full Story

Leo in Details

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop into a very serious acting career, with few recent flops if any, and a professional association almost entirely centred around Martin Scorcese. Full Story

The GMD: crushing on Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

David Beckham is, without dispute, one of the finest men on the planet. A face carved from Olympus, rock hard thunder thighs deft with a ball and even more deft wrapped around my body, a complete package proven to perform on and off the pitch, with goals, with sons, with mistresses… IQ notwithstanding, Becks is as close to perfect as it gets. Full Story

Becks on Posh, Posh on alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits and concrete glutes, frozen puffy lips, text message affairs, Spanish affairs, groupie affairs, a son for every scandal, and the best duo posing this side of Siegfried & Roy. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

Sunday"s skepticism turned out to be well founded and as I"m sure you know, Spanish Beckham has yet to stake claim in Victoria"s womb. However, my favourite obsession did turn up in Venice today to promote their new fragrance...and I know I"m biased but holy sh-t does the bitch ever look good - stiff lips and concrete tits firmly in place. Full Story

Hola Spanish Beckham?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

Posh and Becks fans are losing their sh*t today over one little word signifying one huge development: is the Spanish Countdown underway??? Apparently so, according to a local tv station in Spain that caught up with David in his car, and upon being asked whether or not his wife was expecting, David"s response was a very simple "Si". Full Story

Posh mothers, Posh writes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a great beauty. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what the f&CK is up with the hair??? Is it crimped? It is even washed? And third – was this a shoestring budget? Are we barely holding our designer sh*t together here? Because ANY one of their weird S&M Vogue photos would have been an improvement on this…here, I’ll give you a few examples. Full Story