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The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly don"t know how we"re expected to handle the heat. Full Story

Wednesday, August 9, 2006
Dear gossips, August 8th. In my culture, yesterday was the luckiest day of the year. Unless of course you"re a goldigger or a homewrecker or a naturally mangled, cosmetically enhanced father neglector, in which case every day from here on in is probably going to be hell. In today"s issue: Karma calamity everywhere, loin quiveration everywhere, more pro-love for Jessica Simpson, more pro-dumb for Lilo, and Becks just 3 hours away???

Becks in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

In just a few hours, David Beckham will be driving distance away. In Seattle for an exhibition, just a three hour car ride from Vancouver, border traffic notwithstanding and the reason behind the blazing rows I"ve been having with my husband since Sunday. I want the car for shopping and stalking, he needs it for work. Full Story

The Daily Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll admit it - I"m full on addicted, I can"t help myself, but sick as she is - I do love her style. Because Victoria is THE quintessential woman who dresses for women. Here they are out for dinner the other night, as glamourous as ever, as strong as ever, as illustrated by a curious incident from last week. Full Story

The Daily Connery: The Footballers sing-a-long!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2006 12:00:00 August 4, 2006 12:00:00

For a refresher on what the Daily Connery is, please click here. And how I love szkent for sending this along. You.Will.F&cking.Die. Almost all your favourites lending their voices for good. Except it is SOOOOO bloody cheesy and SOOOO bloody brilliant! My favourite is the part where that one dude, I can"t remember his name, whips around to do his part - like Beyonce, only without the sequins. Full Story

The New Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she"s unstable and partly for attention - after all, how can he leave her when she"s such a wretched mess? Call it starvation blackmail, call it hunger hostage-taking, whatever it is, it"s textbook…and it"s worked - to a point. Full Story

David Travels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

Becks on the go, off for training in prep for the new season. Other than that, I have nothing new to report. But come on, gossips…do we really need a reason to look at new photos?  Full Story

The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. After working up a healthy layer of sweat, they proceed to the kitchen to cut the heads off my strawberries, stopping occasionally to hug each other after a particularly clean slice. Full Story

The Beckhams’ Waterloo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a crushing defeat. Because unlike the rest of the world, America didn’t care. Full Story

Monday, July 24, 2006
Dear gossips, Tiger’s back on top, the Beckham illusion is in tact, and BCBG had a sale – ‘twas a perfect weekend, non? In today’s issue: Posh & David vacay in Italy, the Simpson/Bosworth starve-off, Kate Hudson Down Under, movement on the Freebie 5, and gloating about Natalie Portman. Oh, and will someone PLEASE show George Michael how to troll for sex on the Internet – the way modern gays get their fix? I’m all for kickin’ it old school but roaming the park scene is like so f&ckin’ 70s and some things should just die with their decades, you know? After all, what’s technology if you can’t use it to get laid?

The Beckhams by day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00

If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. Like a heavyweight against the ropes, the Beckhams continue to defy the gossip. Full Story