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The Daily Connery: The Footballers sing-a-long!

August 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a refresher on what the Daily Connery is, please click here. And how I love szkent for sending this along. You.Will.F&cking.Die. Almost all your favourites lending their voices for good. Except it is SOOOOO bloody cheesy and SOOOO bloody brilliant! My favourite is the part where that one dude, I can"t remember his name, whips around to do his part - like Beyonce, only without the sequins. Full Story

The New Mrs Beckham

August 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she"s unstable and partly for attention - after all, how can he leave her when she"s such a wretched mess? Call it starvation blackmail, call it hunger hostage-taking, whatever it is, it"s textbook…and it"s worked - to a point. Full Story

David Travels

July 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks on the go, off for training in prep for the new season. Other than that, I have nothing new to report. But come on, gossips…do we really need a reason to look at new photos?  Full Story

The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks

July 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. After working up a healthy layer of sweat, they proceed to the kitchen to cut the heads off my strawberries, stopping occasionally to hug each other after a particularly clean slice. Full Story

The Beckhams’ Waterloo

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a crushing defeat. Because unlike the rest of the world, America didn’t care. Full Story

Monday, July 24, 2006
Dear gossips, Tiger’s back on top, the Beckham illusion is in tact, and BCBG had a sale – ‘twas a perfect weekend, non? In today’s issue: Posh & David vacay in Italy, the Simpson/Bosworth starve-off, Kate Hudson Down Under, movement on the Freebie 5, and gloating about Natalie Portman. Oh, and will someone PLEASE show George Michael how to troll for sex on the Internet – the way modern gays get their fix? I’m all for kickin’ it old school but roaming the park scene is like so f&ckin’ 70s and some things should just die with their decades, you know? After all, what’s technology if you can’t use it to get laid?

The Beckhams by day

July 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. Like a heavyweight against the ropes, the Beckhams continue to defy the gossip. Full Story


To all you hockey fans out there intrigued by the Pronger situation – the newscaster rumour IS OLD. It’s also totally bunk so stop spreading it. Like I said yesterday, the most popular theory – THEORY – right now is the 19 year old with a bump and a wish list. Interestingly enough, the wife is reportedly more mad about the fact that the ALLEGED other woman has an unsavoury family history than she is about the ALLEGED infidelity. And I suppose she has a point. I mean, if your husband’s going to stray, at least let it be with someone from the right side of the tracks, non? Finally… here’s a treat to kickstart your weekend. Becks and the boys on the beach in Spain taken last week on vacay. Victoria was supposedly not seen in a bikini the entire time prompting renewed speculation that she’s finally pregnant with #4. While I’m a bit sceptical that it’s a done deal right now, I do hear that her husband’s being given ample opportunity to make it happen, so sometime time this fall might be might a more plausible announcement time. Fresh column Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate each other all day long. Try it and don’t lie. This, my fellow gossips, is pure molten loin quivering perfection. Full Story

Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little tasteful, subtle Botox couldn’t take care of but something tells me he doesn’t do that anymore. Full Story

Liv Tyler"s major score

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m officially changing my mind. Now I know he"s not Becks or Depp or even Colin Farrell but I like English blokes with a very alternative vibe and he definitely has a little Thom Yorke goin" on about him, don"t you think? VERY cool, VERY "super- brilliant-musican- which- makes-up-for- lack- of- height" edgy sexiness, VERY funky rock star glam glasses, and most importantly, VERY much in love with the lovely, lovely Liv. Full Story