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Posh mothers, Posh writes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a great beauty. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what the f&CK is up with the hair??? Is it crimped? It is even washed? And third – was this a shoestring budget? Are we barely holding our designer sh*t together here? Because ANY one of their weird S&M Vogue photos would have been an improvement on this…here, I’ll give you a few examples. Full Story

Monday, August 14, 2006 Dear gossips, Do not worry yourselves over the English manager"s decision to drop David from the squad. Believe me…the Beckhams themselves are far from gutted - so why should we be? If he really wants to play, he"ll ready himself in time to represent for Euro 2008. In the meantime, Posh & Becks are concerned with other matters, Spanish Beckham notwithstanding. Seems the DVB Corporation was rather buoyed last week by the enthusiasm shown them by American football fans, restoring confidence that there just might be American potential for their brand - so much so that under the right circumstances, my sources say Victoria could be persuaded to give Waterloo another go, depending on how her fragrance performs when it officially launches in the Fall. No decisions yet, as I said before, no major changes for at least 18 months, but it just goes to show you - there is life after Soccer and Spice. In today"s issue: Little Sci - THAT rumour and THE sighting; the sweetest ass; the juicy Jess; the Oscar buzz; Hugh Jackman"s double play; and the high crimes of Jennifer Lopez.
Thursday, August 10, 2006 Dear gossips, Thrilling day in smut, especially since Janice Min and her clever staff at Us Weekly are takin" it hard to Hollywood and the publicity machine and, at least by showbiz standards, quite literally declaring WAR. Or is it? I do love a great conspiracy, don"t you? Read on, gossips, read on. In today"s issue: the contentious engagement, the elusive photos, The Departed, the Posh, the Pitt, some Rachel, and a double shot of Becks and Zizou. Be still our quivering loins.

Posh & the People

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

Stop the presses. Victoria Beckham shops at TopShop??? Indeed she does. Today, August 9th, Oxford Street, Central London, as told to me by the lovely CK. Even more mind boggling…Mrs. Beckham was smiling! With no bodyguards and walking around the store with 2 staff members, declining to use the VIP section because she didn"t want the fuss. Full Story

The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly don"t know how we"re expected to handle the heat. Full Story

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 Dear gossips, August 8th. In my culture, yesterday was the luckiest day of the year. Unless of course you"re a goldigger or a homewrecker or a naturally mangled, cosmetically enhanced father neglector, in which case every day from here on in is probably going to be hell. In today"s issue: Karma calamity everywhere, loin quiveration everywhere, more pro-love for Jessica Simpson, more pro-dumb for Lilo, and Becks just 3 hours away???

Becks in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

In just a few hours, David Beckham will be driving distance away. In Seattle for an exhibition, just a three hour car ride from Vancouver, border traffic notwithstanding and the reason behind the blazing rows I"ve been having with my husband since Sunday. I want the car for shopping and stalking, he needs it for work. Full Story

The Daily Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll admit it - I"m full on addicted, I can"t help myself, but sick as she is - I do love her style. Because Victoria is THE quintessential woman who dresses for women. Here they are out for dinner the other night, as glamourous as ever, as strong as ever, as illustrated by a curious incident from last week. Full Story

The Daily Connery: The Footballers sing-a-long!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2006 12:00:00 August 4, 2006 12:00:00

For a refresher on what the Daily Connery is, please click here. And how I love szkent for sending this along. You.Will.F&cking.Die. Almost all your favourites lending their voices for good. Except it is SOOOOO bloody cheesy and SOOOO bloody brilliant! My favourite is the part where that one dude, I can"t remember his name, whips around to do his part - like Beyonce, only without the sequins. Full Story

The New Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she"s unstable and partly for attention - after all, how can he leave her when she"s such a wretched mess? Call it starvation blackmail, call it hunger hostage-taking, whatever it is, it"s textbook…and it"s worked - to a point. Full Story