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The Beckhams by day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00

If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. Like a heavyweight against the ropes, the Beckhams continue to defy the gossip. Full Story

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To all you hockey fans out there intrigued by the Pronger situation – the newscaster rumour IS OLD. It’s also totally bunk so stop spreading it. Like I said yesterday, the most popular theory – THEORY – right now is the 19 year old with a bump and a wish list. Interestingly enough, the wife is reportedly more mad about the fact that the ALLEGED other woman has an unsavoury family history than she is about the ALLEGED infidelity. And I suppose she has a point. I mean, if your husband’s going to stray, at least let it be with someone from the right side of the tracks, non? Finally… here’s a treat to kickstart your weekend. Becks and the boys on the beach in Spain taken last week on vacay. Victoria was supposedly not seen in a bikini the entire time prompting renewed speculation that she’s finally pregnant with #4. While I’m a bit sceptical that it’s a done deal right now, I do hear that her husband’s being given ample opportunity to make it happen, so sometime time this fall might be might a more plausible announcement time. Fresh column Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate each other all day long. Try it and don’t lie. This, my fellow gossips, is pure molten loin quivering perfection. Full Story

Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little tasteful, subtle Botox couldn’t take care of but something tells me he doesn’t do that anymore. Full Story

Liv Tyler"s major score

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m officially changing my mind. Now I know he"s not Becks or Depp or even Colin Farrell but I like English blokes with a very alternative vibe and he definitely has a little Thom Yorke goin" on about him, don"t you think? VERY cool, VERY "super- brilliant-musican- which- makes-up-for- lack- of- height" edgy sexiness, VERY funky rock star glam glasses, and most importantly, VERY much in love with the lovely, lovely Liv. Full Story

Goddess Save the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

My favourite couple, my favourite family, united in heartbreak. Here are David and Victoria in various shades of defeat following Saturday"s English heartbreak. And while the usual Posh-haters have been sniping for days about her bringing Simon Fuller along to the match or how her tears didn"t look sincere , I - being the ardent supporter that I am - beg to differ. Full Story

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Posh, Becks, the boys, and the anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Sorry, gossips. I"m in full on Beckham fever and I can"t make it stop. Merci to the lovely Janine for sending what looks to be recent scans of David on the pitch with Brooklyn and Romeo. The doting father photos get me every time. Also, I believe July 4th is their wedding anniversary. Is it 7 years now? Or is it 8? I think it"s 7. Full Story

The impressive Rachel Hunter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a beach body I can get fully behind. Nary a dimple and trust me, I"ve been looking! I see curves, I see breasts, I see evidence of food, I see well preserved but not obsessively so…I see Rachel Hunter and I wonder - why is she still single? Is she as crazy as Elle Macpherson? How come David Beckham hasn"t tapped that yet? Just asking… UPDATE: thanks to Kelly B who just wrote to tell me Rachel is dating Jarrett Stoll of the Edmonton Oilers. Full Story

The Daily Hot Heartbreak: Becks and John Terry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

So I hate to turn such an awful moment into fodder for my fantasies but I can"t help it. Something about the way David is holding John"s face so tenderly, something about two sweaty men on the pitch, raw with emotion, seeking solace in each other, without any trace of emasculation... I mean seriously, doesn"t it kinda turn your crank? Like in Brokeback Mountain when Heath and Jakey giv"er in the stairwell? Don"t lie. Full Story

Britney breaks my heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2006 12:00:00 June 28, 2006 12:00:00

While some of you might prefer this disinfected, airbrushed version of Britney over the rat tatty iteration we can smell from a mile away, these photos only succeed in depressing me more than ever, like spending a small fortune on a Balenciaga from eBay and finding a "Made in China" label sewn in the pocket. Full Story

Monday, June 26, 2006 Dear gossips, How about my David’s free kick today? And you know what the best part about that was? It was the sight of his wife bouncing up and down with her concrete tits right after he scored. She really is so much prettier when she smiles, don’t you think? Especially when she’s with her kids. Did you see her playing loving mom to Brooklyn? That’s right, gossips. It is my favourite fantasy. Anyway, for those who were unable to catch our exclusive on eTalk Friday evening regarding Victoria’s Canadian visit, it had to do with denim. She was reportedly meeting with The Western Gloveworks about designing her own line. According to people who saw her at dinner and out and about in Winnipeg, Posh was lovely and polite and very, very thin. I did hear though that she managed to consume part of a salad and a few morsels of bread – likely her quota for the month. Still…quit raggin’ on me for loving her. I KNOW. Your points are all valid. But Vicky is like Cheetos for me. So bad for you, absolutely no nutritional value, but they hit the spot like nothing else, you know what I mean? When I crunch down on a Cheeto it’s like crazy synapses start firing up in my brain, I don’t need drugs, y’all. I need Cheetos. And I need Victoria Beckham. Besides, you might feel differently if you’ve seen the Beckham’s Full Length & Fabulous World Cup Party tv special. Look for it on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/. She’s funny, she’s self deprecating, they are never not touching each other, and it feeds into that illusion we all know and love: Posh & Becks fuh-evah!!! In today’s column: Nicole/Keith & the low key wedding, goodbye Aaron Spelling, seeing all of Sienna, Jessie’s new song, and the mystery of Jennifer Connelly. But first – to those of you who took off early for a long weekend on Friday, please note that I posted twice on Friday, the 2nd edition with latebreaking news about Victoria Beckham and Tori Spelling. If you missed it, click on “This Week” or “Last Week” from the left hand side of the page to get caught up. And just a gentle reminder that subscribers always get the full text of my column emailed to them so they’re up to date on latebreaking smut even if the site is down.