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The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate each other all day long. Try it and don’t lie. This, my fellow gossips, is pure molten loin quivering perfection. Full Story

Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little tasteful, subtle Botox couldn’t take care of but something tells me he doesn’t do that anymore. Full Story

Liv Tyler"s major score

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m officially changing my mind. Now I know he"s not Becks or Depp or even Colin Farrell but I like English blokes with a very alternative vibe and he definitely has a little Thom Yorke goin" on about him, don"t you think? VERY cool, VERY "super- brilliant-musican- which- makes-up-for- lack- of- height" edgy sexiness, VERY funky rock star glam glasses, and most importantly, VERY much in love with the lovely, lovely Liv. Full Story

Goddess Save the Beckhams

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite couple, my favourite family, united in heartbreak. Here are David and Victoria in various shades of defeat following Saturday"s English heartbreak. And while the usual Posh-haters have been sniping for days about her bringing Simon Fuller along to the match or how her tears didn"t look sincere , I - being the ardent supporter that I am - beg to differ. Full Story

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Posh, Becks, the boys, and the anniversary

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry, gossips. I"m in full on Beckham fever and I can"t make it stop. Merci to the lovely Janine for sending what looks to be recent scans of David on the pitch with Brooklyn and Romeo. The doting father photos get me every time. Also, I believe July 4th is their wedding anniversary. Is it 7 years now? Or is it 8? I think it"s 7. Full Story

The impressive Rachel Hunter

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now here"s a beach body I can get fully behind. Nary a dimple and trust me, I"ve been looking! I see curves, I see breasts, I see evidence of food, I see well preserved but not obsessively so…I see Rachel Hunter and I wonder - why is she still single? Is she as crazy as Elle Macpherson? How come David Beckham hasn"t tapped that yet? Just asking… UPDATE: thanks to Kelly B who just wrote to tell me Rachel is dating Jarrett Stoll of the Edmonton Oilers. Full Story

The Daily Hot Heartbreak: Becks and John Terry

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I hate to turn such an awful moment into fodder for my fantasies but I can"t help it. Something about the way David is holding John"s face so tenderly, something about two sweaty men on the pitch, raw with emotion, seeking solace in each other, without any trace of emasculation... I mean seriously, doesn"t it kinda turn your crank? Like in Brokeback Mountain when Heath and Jakey giv"er in the stairwell? Don"t lie. Full Story

Britney breaks my heart

June 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While some of you might prefer this disinfected, airbrushed version of Britney over the rat tatty iteration we can smell from a mile away, these photos only succeed in depressing me more than ever, like spending a small fortune on a Balenciaga from eBay and finding a "Made in China" label sewn in the pocket. Full Story

Monday, June 26, 2006 Dear gossips, How about my David’s free kick today? And you know what the best part about that was? It was the sight of his wife bouncing up and down with her concrete tits right after he scored. She really is so much prettier when she smiles, don’t you think? Especially when she’s with her kids. Did you see her playing loving mom to Brooklyn? That’s right, gossips. It is my favourite fantasy. Anyway, for those who were unable to catch our exclusive on eTalk Friday evening regarding Victoria’s Canadian visit, it had to do with denim. She was reportedly meeting with The Western Gloveworks about designing her own line. According to people who saw her at dinner and out and about in Winnipeg, Posh was lovely and polite and very, very thin. I did hear though that she managed to consume part of a salad and a few morsels of bread – likely her quota for the month. Still…quit raggin’ on me for loving her. I KNOW. Your points are all valid. But Vicky is like Cheetos for me. So bad for you, absolutely no nutritional value, but they hit the spot like nothing else, you know what I mean? When I crunch down on a Cheeto it’s like crazy synapses start firing up in my brain, I don’t need drugs, y’all. I need Cheetos. And I need Victoria Beckham. Besides, you might feel differently if you’ve seen the Beckham’s Full Length & Fabulous World Cup Party tv special. Look for it on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/. She’s funny, she’s self deprecating, they are never not touching each other, and it feeds into that illusion we all know and love: Posh & Becks fuh-evah!!! In today’s column: Nicole/Keith & the low key wedding, goodbye Aaron Spelling, seeing all of Sienna, Jessie’s new song, and the mystery of Jennifer Connelly. But first – to those of you who took off early for a long weekend on Friday, please note that I posted twice on Friday, the 2nd edition with latebreaking news about Victoria Beckham and Tori Spelling. If you missed it, click on “This Week” or “Last Week” from the left hand side of the page to get caught up. And just a gentle reminder that subscribers always get the full text of my column emailed to them so they’re up to date on latebreaking smut even if the site is down.

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Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I hope will take on the role of the loin quivering horse riding William Stafford with great big thighs and hopefully no shirt on? Heaven, gossips. Total heaven. And did you hear about Corey Haim and a tv deal with Corey Feldman? WTF? Love the 80s and definitely loved Corey. and all but come on… Can you stand to look at the drug ravages all over his face on weekly television? Here, take a look and refresh your memories. Some things should never be brought back from the dead, you know what I mean? Oh but the best but also the very worst about this is that he apparently had an affair with Victoria Beckham pre-David. Me. In the toilet. Puking my Chinese all over the Four Seasons Resort. Anyway, you’ll have to excuse the errors in this column. I have an 8am call time, it’s 2am right now, I’ve already written over 2,600 words, and I’m not going to bother with revisions and proofing so it’s probably not as sharp as I would like it to be. However, I received a pointed email today by a reader who goes by “Stickers etc” admonishing me for my terrible time management skills so I desperately wanted to get this out to you as soon as possible. Apologies all around for not delivering on deadline. Fresh gossip on Thursday, unless I bust my ass snowboarding in which case I’ll have bigger things – like my ass – to worry about other than smut. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Zeta & Family in LA

June 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. Full Story