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Monday, June 26, 2006 Dear gossips, How about my David’s free kick today? And you know what the best part about that was? It was the sight of his wife bouncing up and down with her concrete tits right after he scored. She really is so much prettier when she smiles, don’t you think? Especially when she’s with her kids. Did you see her playing loving mom to Brooklyn? That’s right, gossips. It is my favourite fantasy. Anyway, for those who were unable to catch our exclusive on eTalk Friday evening regarding Victoria’s Canadian visit, it had to do with denim. She was reportedly meeting with The Western Gloveworks about designing her own line. According to people who saw her at dinner and out and about in Winnipeg, Posh was lovely and polite and very, very thin. I did hear though that she managed to consume part of a salad and a few morsels of bread – likely her quota for the month. Still…quit raggin’ on me for loving her. I KNOW. Your points are all valid. But Vicky is like Cheetos for me. So bad for you, absolutely no nutritional value, but they hit the spot like nothing else, you know what I mean? When I crunch down on a Cheeto it’s like crazy synapses start firing up in my brain, I don’t need drugs, y’all. I need Cheetos. And I need Victoria Beckham. Besides, you might feel differently if you’ve seen the Beckham’s Full Length & Fabulous World Cup Party tv special. Look for it on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/. She’s funny, she’s self deprecating, they are never not touching each other, and it feeds into that illusion we all know and love: Posh & Becks fuh-evah!!! In today’s column: Nicole/Keith & the low key wedding, goodbye Aaron Spelling, seeing all of Sienna, Jessie’s new song, and the mystery of Jennifer Connelly. But first – to those of you who took off early for a long weekend on Friday, please note that I posted twice on Friday, the 2nd edition with latebreaking news about Victoria Beckham and Tori Spelling. If you missed it, click on “This Week” or “Last Week” from the left hand side of the page to get caught up. And just a gentle reminder that subscribers always get the full text of my column emailed to them so they’re up to date on latebreaking smut even if the site is down.

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Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I hope will take on the role of the loin quivering horse riding William Stafford with great big thighs and hopefully no shirt on? Heaven, gossips. Total heaven. And did you hear about Corey Haim and a tv deal with Corey Feldman? WTF? Love the 80s and definitely loved Corey. and all but come on… Can you stand to look at the drug ravages all over his face on weekly television? Here, take a look and refresh your memories. Some things should never be brought back from the dead, you know what I mean? Oh but the best but also the very worst about this is that he apparently had an affair with Victoria Beckham pre-David. Me. In the toilet. Puking my Chinese all over the Four Seasons Resort. Anyway, you’ll have to excuse the errors in this column. I have an 8am call time, it’s 2am right now, I’ve already written over 2,600 words, and I’m not going to bother with revisions and proofing so it’s probably not as sharp as I would like it to be. However, I received a pointed email today by a reader who goes by “Stickers etc” admonishing me for my terrible time management skills so I desperately wanted to get this out to you as soon as possible. Apologies all around for not delivering on deadline. Fresh gossip on Thursday, unless I bust my ass snowboarding in which case I’ll have bigger things – like my ass – to worry about other than smut. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Zeta & Family in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. Full Story

The Beckham lizard voice disappears for good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

So you know how the biggest complaint against my Ultimate Fantasy Lover David Beckham has always been his voice? The ratty little squeak that completely belies the legendary outer package? Well I’ve now realized that it only sounds like that because for the most part, his speaking roles have consisted solely of three or four word answers. Full Story

The Pupil & The Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

These photos taken a week ago just surfaced of Mrs. Becks and her latest wannabe, a girl called Cheryl Tweedy, not quite as well known in North America as she is in the UK so for the benefit of us non-Continentals, forgive me while I provide a little background info, will you? As I understand it, Cheryl belongs to one of those manufactured bubble gum pop groups called Girls Aloud. Full Story

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How many of you watched the England game today? Did you see the footage of Becks waiting in the tunnel before the match? It’s MORE than just the looks, y’all. It’s the way he moves. It’s the gait, it’s the cocky body language, and it’s even better when there’s no audio, when you can give him a new voice and pretend every inch of that sexy beast belongs to you. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Cruz emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Posh in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

The Daily Beckham: Shirt off/Shirt on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

We"re 2 days from the start of football fever and one of the best things about that is a guaranteed glimpse of David almost every day, be it on the pitch for a match or on his hotel balcony in his tightey whiteys (one can hope - this is from a few years ago). As you may have guessed, I am a complete anglophile. Full Story

Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to it by now. Besides, if she didn’t look so odd, she wouldn’t be half as fascinating. Full Story

Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so very concerned. After all…the dumb sod didn’t sign a pre-nup and as you would expect, the UK tabs are now having a field day speculating about how many millions that greedy little bitch will end up hobbling away with. Full Story