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Zeta & Family in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. Full Story

The Beckham lizard voice disappears for good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

So you know how the biggest complaint against my Ultimate Fantasy Lover David Beckham has always been his voice? The ratty little squeak that completely belies the legendary outer package? Well I’ve now realized that it only sounds like that because for the most part, his speaking roles have consisted solely of three or four word answers. Full Story

The Pupil & The Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

These photos taken a week ago just surfaced of Mrs. Becks and her latest wannabe, a girl called Cheryl Tweedy, not quite as well known in North America as she is in the UK so for the benefit of us non-Continentals, forgive me while I provide a little background info, will you? As I understand it, Cheryl belongs to one of those manufactured bubble gum pop groups called Girls Aloud. Full Story

LastWord

How many of you watched the England game today? Did you see the footage of Becks waiting in the tunnel before the match? It’s MORE than just the looks, y’all. It’s the way he moves. It’s the gait, it’s the cocky body language, and it’s even better when there’s no audio, when you can give him a new voice and pretend every inch of that sexy beast belongs to you. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Cruz emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Posh in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

The Daily Beckham: Shirt off/Shirt on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

We"re 2 days from the start of football fever and one of the best things about that is a guaranteed glimpse of David almost every day, be it on the pitch for a match or on his hotel balcony in his tightey whiteys (one can hope - this is from a few years ago). As you may have guessed, I am a complete anglophile. Full Story

Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to it by now. Besides, if she didn’t look so odd, she wouldn’t be half as fascinating. Full Story

Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so very concerned. After all…the dumb sod didn’t sign a pre-nup and as you would expect, the UK tabs are now having a field day speculating about how many millions that greedy little bitch will end up hobbling away with. Full Story

Jude Law and a question about armpit hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story

Posh & Becks shop and dine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

Something weird is going on with his eyebrows. Overpluckage, perhaps? And still, for me, Becks is like steamed chicken feet at dimsum. Even when it"s just OK, it"s still loin-rockin" hot. Besides, the way those hard and horny thighs are bulging through his jeans - who the hell cares about eyebrows??? Check out the way she"s sitting in that limo too. Full Story