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The Beckham lizard voice disappears for good

June 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know how the biggest complaint against my Ultimate Fantasy Lover David Beckham has always been his voice? The ratty little squeak that completely belies the legendary outer package? Well I’ve now realized that it only sounds like that because for the most part, his speaking roles have consisted solely of three or four word answers. Full Story

The Pupil & The Posh

June 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These photos taken a week ago just surfaced of Mrs. Becks and her latest wannabe, a girl called Cheryl Tweedy, not quite as well known in North America as she is in the UK so for the benefit of us non-Continentals, forgive me while I provide a little background info, will you? As I understand it, Cheryl belongs to one of those manufactured bubble gum pop groups called Girls Aloud. Full Story

LastWord

How many of you watched the England game today? Did you see the footage of Becks waiting in the tunnel before the match? It’s MORE than just the looks, y’all. It’s the way he moves. It’s the gait, it’s the cocky body language, and it’s even better when there’s no audio, when you can give him a new voice and pretend every inch of that sexy beast belongs to you. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Cruz emerges

June 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Posh in Germany

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

The Daily Beckham: Shirt off/Shirt on

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We"re 2 days from the start of football fever and one of the best things about that is a guaranteed glimpse of David almost every day, be it on the pitch for a match or on his hotel balcony in his tightey whiteys (one can hope - this is from a few years ago). As you may have guessed, I am a complete anglophile. Full Story

Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to it by now. Besides, if she didn’t look so odd, she wouldn’t be half as fascinating. Full Story

Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose

May 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so very concerned. After all…the dumb sod didn’t sign a pre-nup and as you would expect, the UK tabs are now having a field day speculating about how many millions that greedy little bitch will end up hobbling away with. Full Story

Jude Law and a question about armpit hair

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story

Posh & Becks shop and dine

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Something weird is going on with his eyebrows. Overpluckage, perhaps? And still, for me, Becks is like steamed chicken feet at dimsum. Even when it"s just OK, it"s still loin-rockin" hot. Besides, the way those hard and horny thighs are bulging through his jeans - who the hell cares about eyebrows??? Check out the way she"s sitting in that limo too. Full Story

The Freebie 5 Shuffle

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m moving Becks up to #1 and the newly hot and Africanised Brad Pitt to #2. Clive Owen stays at #3, Wentworth Miller comes in at #4 - even though he"s gay, because a faghag really should celebrate her best friends. And rounding out the list is Marcus Flutie, the hippie dreadlock dreamboat from the Jessica Darling series by Megan McCaffery, who is a tad too lotus flower zen power for my liking but who, aside from that, really is the most perfect boy. Full Story