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The Daily Beckham: Shirt off/Shirt on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

We"re 2 days from the start of football fever and one of the best things about that is a guaranteed glimpse of David almost every day, be it on the pitch for a match or on his hotel balcony in his tightey whiteys (one can hope - this is from a few years ago). As you may have guessed, I am a complete anglophile. Full Story

Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to it by now. Besides, if she didn’t look so odd, she wouldn’t be half as fascinating. Full Story

Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so very concerned. After all…the dumb sod didn’t sign a pre-nup and as you would expect, the UK tabs are now having a field day speculating about how many millions that greedy little bitch will end up hobbling away with. Full Story

Jude Law and a question about armpit hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story

Posh & Becks shop and dine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

Something weird is going on with his eyebrows. Overpluckage, perhaps? And still, for me, Becks is like steamed chicken feet at dimsum. Even when it"s just OK, it"s still loin-rockin" hot. Besides, the way those hard and horny thighs are bulging through his jeans - who the hell cares about eyebrows??? Check out the way she"s sitting in that limo too. Full Story

The Freebie 5 Shuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

I"m moving Becks up to #1 and the newly hot and Africanised Brad Pitt to #2. Clive Owen stays at #3, Wentworth Miller comes in at #4 - even though he"s gay, because a faghag really should celebrate her best friends. And rounding out the list is Marcus Flutie, the hippie dreadlock dreamboat from the Jessica Darling series by Megan McCaffery, who is a tad too lotus flower zen power for my liking but who, aside from that, really is the most perfect boy. Full Story

Leave my Posh alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on and on. Look y’all. Chill the f&ck out. Would Vicky be Vicky if Vicky didn’t look sickly? Would Posh be Posh if she didn’t look lollipop? Trust me, gossips. Full Story

Cam at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

I think I’ve become numb to her dogface. Either that or she decided to tuck her balls away for the evening because my favourite hermaphrodite looks decidedly less ugly than usual. Good skin, cute smile, almost likeable, and GREAT footwear as usual. But while Cameron managed to hide her testicles, it looks like JT is still trying to find his. Full Story

Victoria & the boys: two years later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2006 12:00:00 March 20, 2006 12:00:00

Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and look through April 5 - April 15, 2004. Full Story

From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching some Scooby Doo lately too ) I just must know, what"s the background on that Tom Cruise photo that appears so regularly in your column? What"s the source -- is it for real, or a doctored up thing? Did he actually pose for it? What were the circumstances? While I don"t know if you are willing or able to reveal such sensitive information, I just had to ask! I"ve looked around on the net for another instance of that photo, but haven’t been able to find it, Key words like Tom Cruise and slide only result in articles about his "slide into madness". Full Story

Lindsay"s bad choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story