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The Freebie 5 Shuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

I"m moving Becks up to #1 and the newly hot and Africanised Brad Pitt to #2. Clive Owen stays at #3, Wentworth Miller comes in at #4 - even though he"s gay, because a faghag really should celebrate her best friends. And rounding out the list is Marcus Flutie, the hippie dreadlock dreamboat from the Jessica Darling series by Megan McCaffery, who is a tad too lotus flower zen power for my liking but who, aside from that, really is the most perfect boy. Full Story

Leave my Posh alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on and on. Look y’all. Chill the f&ck out. Would Vicky be Vicky if Vicky didn’t look sickly? Would Posh be Posh if she didn’t look lollipop? Trust me, gossips. Full Story

Cam at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

I think I’ve become numb to her dogface. Either that or she decided to tuck her balls away for the evening because my favourite hermaphrodite looks decidedly less ugly than usual. Good skin, cute smile, almost likeable, and GREAT footwear as usual. But while Cameron managed to hide her testicles, it looks like JT is still trying to find his. Full Story

Victoria & the boys: two years later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2006 12:00:00 March 20, 2006 12:00:00

Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and look through April 5 - April 15, 2004. Full Story

From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching some Scooby Doo lately too ) I just must know, what"s the background on that Tom Cruise photo that appears so regularly in your column? What"s the source -- is it for real, or a doctored up thing? Did he actually pose for it? What were the circumstances? While I don"t know if you are willing or able to reveal such sensitive information, I just had to ask! I"ve looked around on the net for another instance of that photo, but haven’t been able to find it, Key words like Tom Cruise and slide only result in articles about his "slide into madness". Full Story

Lindsay"s bad choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story

Worshipping the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2006 12:00:00 February 28, 2006 12:00:00

Feast your eyes on David. The man got a hair cut and my loins are on fire. Does he have a brain underneath those beautiful blonde locks? Hell no. Do I care? Absolutely not. The man has a package, he knows what to do with it, and we have it on great authority that he"s an excellent lover… so what do I care that he doesn"t know the difference between "teach" and "learn". Full Story

Becks goes off - and speaks Spanish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

Thanks to Amanda W for the heads up about the video of Becks getting all hunkalicious and aggressive with a pappy lurking outside his casa. Like you, I"ve never been a fan of his rat voice but it ain"t so bad in this clip. And needless to say, I love watchin" this moefoe move. Full Story

Why I love Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

Aside from the obvious - her cool patrician looks, her flawless style, her elegance, her dignified celebrity behaviour, and the list goes on and on and on - I love Cate for the fact that she married an ordinary bloke and has stayed married to the same ordinary bloke for nearly 9 years, in spite of the fact that she could easily love "em and leave "em like my Gwyneth. Full Story

From Ana: Mark Ruffalo for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

Mark Ruffalo. He"s handsome and talented, with several movies coming out in 2006. And on top of all that, has a very sexy voice. (I consider that an important factor, which is why I second Peter Saarsgard"s nomination and why David Beckham will never quite reach perfection.) So what do you think? Despite his recent appearance on-screen as Jennifer Aniston"s love interest, do you deem him worthy? Dear Ana, He"s definitely worth. Full Story

From Mo S: David Beckham sucks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Please, please take Beckham OFF that Freebie 5 list! Are you crazy? He has a small football in place of a brain, is as vain as a peacock and … the voice! Have you HEARD him speak? Do you really find that falsetto estuary twang a turn-on? Maybe it sounds exotic to a non-Brit, I don’t know. Personally, I wouldn’t hit it for a blank cheque. Full Story