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From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo

March 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching some Scooby Doo lately too ) I just must know, what"s the background on that Tom Cruise photo that appears so regularly in your column? What"s the source -- is it for real, or a doctored up thing? Did he actually pose for it? What were the circumstances? While I don"t know if you are willing or able to reveal such sensitive information, I just had to ask! I"ve looked around on the net for another instance of that photo, but haven’t been able to find it, Key words like Tom Cruise and slide only result in articles about his "slide into madness". Full Story

Lindsay"s bad choice

March 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story

Worshipping the Beckhams

February 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feast your eyes on David. The man got a hair cut and my loins are on fire. Does he have a brain underneath those beautiful blonde locks? Hell no. Do I care? Absolutely not. The man has a package, he knows what to do with it, and we have it on great authority that he"s an excellent lover… so what do I care that he doesn"t know the difference between "teach" and "learn". Full Story

Becks goes off - and speaks Spanish

February 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Amanda W for the heads up about the video of Becks getting all hunkalicious and aggressive with a pappy lurking outside his casa. Like you, I"ve never been a fan of his rat voice but it ain"t so bad in this clip. And needless to say, I love watchin" this moefoe move. Full Story

Why I love Cate

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the obvious - her cool patrician looks, her flawless style, her elegance, her dignified celebrity behaviour, and the list goes on and on and on - I love Cate for the fact that she married an ordinary bloke and has stayed married to the same ordinary bloke for nearly 9 years, in spite of the fact that she could easily love "em and leave "em like my Gwyneth. Full Story

From Ana: Mark Ruffalo for the Freebie 5

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mark Ruffalo. He"s handsome and talented, with several movies coming out in 2006. And on top of all that, has a very sexy voice. (I consider that an important factor, which is why I second Peter Saarsgard"s nomination and why David Beckham will never quite reach perfection.) So what do you think? Despite his recent appearance on-screen as Jennifer Aniston"s love interest, do you deem him worthy? Dear Ana, He"s definitely worth. Full Story

From Mo S: David Beckham sucks!

January 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please, please take Beckham OFF that Freebie 5 list! Are you crazy? He has a small football in place of a brain, is as vain as a peacock and … the voice! Have you HEARD him speak? Do you really find that falsetto estuary twang a turn-on? Maybe it sounds exotic to a non-Brit, I don’t know. Personally, I wouldn’t hit it for a blank cheque. Full Story

An update on the Beckhams

January 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite plastic couple. Very quiet on the gossip front these days. Which means he’s been keeping his pee pee exclusively inside the unroomy confines of his wife. But the good news has yet to come. I’m told David is getting increasingly frustrated because Victoria is paranoid about getting pregnant a 4th time. Full Story

The Toronto Star

January 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very big hug and kiss to Murray Whyte at the Toronto Star, Canada’s most widely circulated newspaper, for the lovely article in today’s A&E section. My mother went completely bananas when she saw my photo on the front page banner. And the half page feature on page 3 sent her right over the edge. Full Story