Beckham Porn at Elton John
Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn.
But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very sweet. Then towards the very end of the show, as Elton sang Your Song…
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it"s done
I hope you don"t mind
I hope you don"t mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you"re in the world
…David looked at his wife, reached his hand out, and started playing with her hair. Very tenderly.
Don’t f&cking tell me you’re not quivering. Look at his man. Look at his face. And imagine looking back at him looking at you with that face, with Your Song playing in the background, and him caressing your hair, thinking of you in the lyrics.
You can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.
God Save the Beckhams.