December 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs
Laura! Happy Birthday with love from Andrea who says it’s killing her that she can’t be there but, as she says, technically it’s your turn, and, well, seeing as she lives in Spain... why aren’t you there yet??? I’ve been asked to include photos of Pep Guardiola and Pique to show you what you’re missing which I’ve done but, to be honest, and here’s where I’ll be fighting with Andrea, I’m not sure those are the best examples to lure you over to the Spanish side. Besides, I’m not sure why you need more incentive than the food...? Also attached - your old faithful, Colin Firth. Feliz Cumpleaños!
And for Vanessa P - you asked for the LaineyGossip list of Shame and/or Hate F-cks for your birthday last week. Thanks for your patience and thank you for this exercise. It was hilarious. They are as follows:
Duana - reality show/teacher era Tony Danza
Sarah - Alex Pettyfer
Sasha - Lil Wayne
Lainey - Ed Westwick