December 20, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 20, 2013 15:12:13 Posted at December 20, 2013 15:12:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"To Mom Mom on her birthday, because A Minnie Dog would never forget your birthday and is glad it's going to be out of the way in time for Christmas, so everyone can pay attention to her. Her Highness would like you to know that in celebration of your birth, you have been granted one day to take time out from anticipating her every need and administering butt-butts on demand to treat yourself to a delicious meal made for someone else for a change (despite your culinary skills), and that your friends in gossip will be wishing you the very best birthday. For being a fierce, generous, thoughtful and all-around amazing friend, here is a scruffy Broadchurch Doctor, a Bendy Young Doctor, Benedict with his Sex Gloves, and Hiddles (dark alley sold separately)."

Sandy! Happy Birthday from Morrison! Josh Hartnett in 40 Days? Yes. God, yes. But still not better than Petey. (Great name by the way.)

To Carmen from Natalie – here’s David Usher (OMG, David Usher!) for you and Ewan McGregor for your twin. Have fun at the Moist show – what!?

Happy Birthday Nic with love from Janine who wants you to know how much she appreciates you and your friendship. So much that she’s giving you Edgar Ramirez, Victor Troiki, Aaron Paul, Novak Djokovic, and Tom Hardy doing this:

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And for Red Jessica – Happy Birthday from Tara…and another Hot Red, the Ginger Prince!

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