December 29, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 15:22:12 December 29, 2011 15:22:12

Happy Birthday Brianna! I know it’s been a rough year and because of that, you’re not looking forward to the next one. I get that. So does Michael Fassbender. Look, he’s feeling sad for you too. But not for long. Indulge your mood for the next few days. But promise me, starting Sunday night, you’ll be ready for a new outlook. Feng Shui rides on energy. You can totally affect that. (Taylor Kitsch would agree with this.) Happy Birthday, Happy New Year!

And for Diane from Mike - good luck on your move to Vancouver next week! Oh My God you will love it so much! One day soon, when you’re standing between the mountains and the beach, and the sun comes out, ever so briefly because it’s Vancouver, you will wonder why you ever doubted you’d be this fulfilled by your new life. By request, here’s Kiefer Sutherland.  

Previous Article Next Article