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Overrated goes to Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of course. But seriously, what ELSE can Jessica Biel do BUT go to the gym, go the beach, go walk the dog, go on Letterman with a great white dress and lovely red lipstick and Just. Full Story

Dear… Sweet… Goddess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

I can’t.I can’t even begin to understand why anyone would do this to her face and her body. And it makes me sad. Because deep down there must be a lot of unhappiness. And because once upon a time, Lara Flynn Boyle was so beautiful. Like, SO beautiful. See attached black and white… see how beautiful? But look at her now. Full Story

Demi the new Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Sigh. Bump watch is my least favourite of all the gossip watches. Mostly because I don’t give a sh-t but also because most of the time it’s based on whether or not a woman happens to be bloated. Which isn’t exactly reliable scientific smut. Three months ago, Halle Berry went out for groceries and her stomach wasn’t concave – all of a sudden she was supposed to be expecting. Full Story

About John Krasinski

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me out. Full Story

They All Love Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

And I love them all! My Gwyneth, Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, an adorably pregnant Naomi Watts, and of course Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore who does NOT have an Oscar and the equine Hilary Swank has two? WTF??? On a tangent for a sec: was having a discussion with a deliciously hunky homo called Nelson a few weeks back and we were lamenting Julianne’s Oscar-free bookcase, both of us agreeing that Charlize Theron’s Monster was nothing next to Julianne’s Far From Heaven because, as Nelson asserted, if you switch the two, if Julianne played Monster, she’d have been just as outstanding…but could Charlize have played a 50s housewife married to a ‘Mo? With such subtlety and precision? Hell. Full Story

Rumer’s Best Angle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

On a boozy night with my eTalk producers last week, we all decided that we are OBSESSED with Rumer Willis. And we are determined to make her a star. Because she wants so badly to be one... which means she needs an eating disorder and a very inappropriate relationship followed by a trip to rehab. All very controllable developments under the careful guidance of a great publicist. Full Story

Bodhi Back to Normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

A Career Built on Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

They should start teaching this at acting workshops from now on. How a nobody makes the jump from tv to movies:1. go the gym A LOT. Do not work out INSIDE the gym. Always remember to stretch OUTSIDE all the time. Invite pappies2. throw ball for dog at the beach… often. Invite pappies3. walk dog in tight pants…often. Full Story

Demi the new Dina?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Photos of Rumer Willis, oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, that were taken from her Facebook and now making the rounds across the web. At first glance, totally looks like a normal teenage getting wild. We were all there, we all did it. But there is something about Rumer’s expression, non? Rumer lives in Hollywood. Full Story

Children of Men Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Two words: Clive Owen. One question: want him? In my ranking of Ugly Hotties, Clive slips in at #2. Behind Daniel Craig and in front of Gerard Butler though that could change after tonight – am seeing 300 – but I doubt it. Not down with the beard. So unless he loses the 1970s French porn vaginal growth that the costume designers have stuck to his face, Gerard stays off the Freebie Five. Full Story

Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2007 12:00:00 March 16, 2007 12:00:00

She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of turning her face into a block of ice… I’m just sayin’. Full Story