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Dirty Face does Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but still…in this day and age, for a 20 year old to get her ass kicked by 40 is nothing to be proud of. Full Story

Defending Demi"s Knees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2006 12:00:00 October 25, 2006 12:00:00

In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. Full Story

Demi & Ashton: Gary"s back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Also at the Hollywood Awards Gala. So he says she dresses him. He says he matches her lead. Really? Because I find it very, very hard to believe that Demi Moore approves of Ashton"s Gary. For those of you new to the site, Gary is a character from a movie called Team America: World Police. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder - does she have any idea who Oscar voters actually are??? Look… I know ten years is a long time and hell, anything could happen in ten years, to say nothing of anomalies - Marisa Tomei ring a bell? I also appreciate that my Lilo feels no shame in announcing what she covets, unlike some other frauds who claim to be in it for the *craft*, who do the work because it"s the work that pays them back. Full Story

American Dreamz Giveaway Exclusive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2006 12:00:00 October 12, 2006 12:00:00

I have 3 copies of the American Dreamz DVD (it comes out Oct 17th) to give away so if you want one, send me an email with your prediction from my 6 candidates for People Magazine"s Sexiest Man Alive. Click on the link if you need a refresher. Full Story

TIFF Quick Hits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

Christian Bale: I know there’s a healthy majority out there campaigning for his spot on the Freebie 5 so this is for you. Super sexy with his accent, great body, not really concerned for aesthetics, was wearing sneakers on the red carpet, and terribly terribly serious. Even at the party. Which is why he’s not a famewhore. Full Story

Lilo: dirty face goes to Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

It’s been a while since I called her that but I fear that after a healthy break, the foundation problem is upon us once again. What is with the splotchy face anyway? And if her boyfriend is supposedly so “clean living, on the straight and narrow”, as her publicist keeps feeding to the NY gossip columns every other day, why is it that she looks the opposite of fresh? Maybe this will provide some insight: Heard from a lovely gossip who happened to be at the Four Seasons in Wailea last week at the same time Lindsay and Harry were there. Full Story

Worst Hair: Andy Roddick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

Ummm…what in the name of Vidal Sassoon is this??? Boy hasn’t been right since Mandy Moore and I’m thinkin’ all that Russian sex must be getting to his hairline because Andy Roddick used to be cute as all hell. And now? Not so much.  Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is the sorry attempt at facial hair. Have you seen Team America World Police? We were playing poker last week and had it on in the background. Full Story

Movie Trailer #1: Ashton Kutcher stirs my loins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

I don"t care for Kevin Costner. If I wanted to worship an arrogant, massage perv, chronic philanderer - I"m more than happy to focus on Ryan Phillippe. But even though the Postman puts me into a disinterested coma on the best of days, I probably will see The Guardian only for Ashton Kutcher. Because if the trailer is any indication, Mr Moore delivers a loin quiveringly explosive performance that is easy on the eyes, hard on the thighs, and blessedly short on facial pubes - a look he"s been inexplicably rocking for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but his preternaturally preserved wife. Full Story

The Willis-Moores out & about

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Here are Demi, Ashton, and Rumer at the wrap party for That 70s Show the other night. Must compliment Rumer as yet another example of a normal figured girl who can still own the skinny jean. I"m telling you. They are the most comfortable, most flattering pants like ever and believe me, I was skeptical too. Full Story