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The Daily Ugly: Ashton Kutcher

April 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two months ago I was singing his hot praises. Unfortunately, Ashton has now fallen back into the sh*tter. Because on Mr. Moore, hirsute is horrid. And hirsute has earned him the distinction of being named the Daily Ugly not once but twice. I don"t know why anyone would want to make a hairy face and look like Dominic Monaghan. Full Story

Wilmer Valderrama: big mouth, big c*ck

March 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want to know how this guy gets so much snatch? The magic numbers are 20 below. Which is the why the only p*ssy Wilmer Valderrama has managed to weasel his 8 inch manhood into is of the teenage variety. And Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course. But then again, that slut will f&ck anything. However, before we bash, let’s first acknowledge and thank Wil V for opening his big mouth. Full Story

Demi Moore: the bag is back

March 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mrs. Ashton was keeping her tummy under wraps the other day on a coffee run with daughter Rumer, fueling yet another round of tabloid reports that she is pregnant with her 4th child. Last week she was adopting, this week she"s carrying. Whatever it is, I feel we are at a critical moment and so I"d like to reiterate my Celebrity Baby Theory one more time, especially since we"ve been provided with such an apropos photo from the folks at People Magazine. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon

March 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special effects, why is it that the ability to lasso one’s breasts within the confines of one’s dress – no matter how skimpy – has managed to elude so many of Hollywood’s young starlets? Take a look at La Lohan from the GM fashion event the other day. Full Story

Loin quiveration for Ashton Kutcher

February 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve never found Ashton Kutcher all that worthy of panty rippage. Don’t get me wrong – he’s never been hideous but the outside package just couldn’t overcome the sophomore antics or the surfer stoner persona. Things only got worse when he and Demi hooked it up. For a while, like many of you, I could not understand this relationship. Full Story

From Erin: Demi is abusive?

February 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Okay, is it (abusing the help Demi Moore?  Isn"t she notorious for being demanding... "Gimme Moore" is/was her nickname...and around the "dry thin lips" I see lines from maybe smoking?  Her hubby is much younger...  Throw me a lifeline, I"m drowning here!!! Dear Erin, You might be confusing riddles. Full Story

Ted Casablanca knows everything

February 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bow down to Ted, y"all. Because he called the Locklear/Sambora split and the Crow/Armstrong break up way, way before anyone else. Have to tell you…while I couldn"t give a rat"s ass about Heather and Richie, my bitchy heart is rather hurt over the demise of Lance and Sheryl. They grew on me. At the beginning I was like "get your dyke anorexic ass off my man, bitch!" but then something happened. Full Story

From Head Groupie: Demi & Ashton cling to love?

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore? the heart throb stealing milf is finally realizing he"s out of her league… Dear Head Groupie, WAY off. Sorry. If anything, Ashton’s devotion to his preternaturally preserved bride is stronger than ever. Spend more time looking for an opposite in age discrepancy. And much less Kabbalist influence while we’re at it. Full Story

Rob Lowe at Sundance

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Longtime readers of this column will know that the 80s were golden for me. I have nothing but fond memories of jelly shoes and big hair, Duran Duran, the Cosby Show, a miniseries called "The V", and of course, the Brat Pack, with Rob Lowe torturing my puberty nights. You already know my feelings on Youngblood Full Story

Demi"s Urban lips

January 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Demi Moore showed up in Spain today to promote some random product - see photos from Saving Face - and while the broad still looks great, I was shocked to see that she"s suddenly developed the "Dry Thin Lips Syndrome". Which of course, I first diagnosed in relation to that maybe not so gaybe Keith Urban Full Story