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She ain’t no cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 10:32:32 November 9, 2009 10:32:32

She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is an interesting read for a change. Because it’s not as jump-up-her-ass as these pieces usually are. Full Story

There’s a 20+ year difference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 14:01:02 October 29, 2009 14:01:02

Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen this up close. Full Story

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Who’s younger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 07:19:20 October 14, 2009 07:19:20

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s not scary, it’s not grotesque, it’s not unnatural… It’s ridiculous, yes, but also pretty real. Full Story

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Ashton’s losing record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 06:37:32 September 28, 2009 06:37:32

Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s established box office appeal as opposed to Ashton’s string of big screen failures and small screen disappointments, the latest being The Beautiful Life, officially canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

The beautiful Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 08:58:13 August 4, 2009 08:58:13

Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. Full Story

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White Party sh-t list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 07:31:03 July 6, 2009 07:31:03

Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara Reid. And Tila Tequila. Full Story

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Upgrading friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2009 11:14:47 June 12, 2009 11:14:47

Nicole Richie is trading up. Friends. Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was stumbling out of places like Les Deux and Hyde and Teddy’s with the likes of Lilo and Ebola. These days her evening engagements are usually reserved for carpet appearances at fashion events or charity engagements. Like last night. Full Story

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Freshly needled?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:55:00 May 1, 2009 08:55:00

Still think her face is the best, that her surgeon’s work is the best… But maybe not, like, the day of. Or even the day after. This is Demi at the Cartier event last night. I will say it for you since you’re thinking it but afraid to vocalise it because you don’t want to go hell. Full Story

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Diamonds for the best work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 16:32:31 April 30, 2009 16:32:31

Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story

GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 13:17:43 February 11, 2009 13:17:43

You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film Happy Tears. Full Story

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Celebrity Dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 12:26:44 February 10, 2009 12:26:44

This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through the sea of paps waiting to harass them at the airport yesterday en route to Germany. Full Story