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Battle of the Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:43:00 February 10, 2009 07:43:00

Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend (better known as Keira Knightley’s boyfriend but poised to break out this year in a few high profile projects) at the Berlin Film Festival today promoting Cheri that tells the story of a French courtesan and her much younger lover. Full Story

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Globe Neutrals: Demi/Pene/Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:31:03 January 12, 2009 07:31:03

Wasn’t feeling it. All those neutrals, nudes, and light grey. Meh. Even Salma who is ordinarily spectacular. Meh. The ageless Demi, perhaps the best of the boring because of her great hair and Ashton is a babe, but still… meh. And Penelope Cruz especially. Washed her out. And I’m done with the teasing at the crown with her bangs. Full Story

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Flawless not frozen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 16:35:16 November 26, 2008 16:35:16

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking she’s totally natural, obviously not. Full Story

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Taking out Tallulah Belle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 07:05:38 October 15, 2008 07:05:38

Demi and Ashton took brought their youngest with them last night onto the carpet at the Glamour Reel Moments event and Tallulah Belle showed off her Louboutins. TB is 14. Bet your Botox she has more pairs than you do. Credit to the Willis/Kutchers though, at least Tallulah still looks like a teen. She has that awkward gangly vibe about her and the expression on her face – trying so hard to be older but only succeeding in looking younger – TB’s attempt at “sexy” actually brings out her remaining innocence, unlike that old hag Ali Lohan with “experience” written all over her 35 year old face. Full Story

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Battle of the Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 06:57:14 October 15, 2008 06:57:14

Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but we all just know, right? We all just know. Full Story

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Her Michael Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:26:34 August 21, 2008 07:26:34

Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her surgeon too. Full Story

Rumey’s Family, Rumey’s Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:19:00 August 21, 2008 07:19:00

Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that. Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her spotlight. Full Story

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Face or Body?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 09:21:00 June 24, 2008 09:21:00

My girls and I had a giggle about this the other day. Of course we were obsessing over some girl we’d met earlier – so thin but so old. But not really that old. It’s the Face or Body Dilemma. As you age, you have a choice: stay a size 2 but look like a crypt keeper or go up a few sizes, preserve a pretty face, but concede that the ass might not be as perky. Full Story

Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:52:20 June 2, 2008 04:52:20

Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story

Ashton Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2008 07:18:30 April 14, 2008 07:18:30

Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Full Story

50 vs 50

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 12:10:00 April 2, 2008 12:10:00

Sharon Stone and Madonna were both born in 1958 – 50 years old this year. Who looks better? I’m fence-sitting this one out. Both are pretty fierce, although Sharon might be a little more postal. Here she is in Paris shopping with her dog today. She wears black jeans better than most. These bitches are redefining 50, non? She and Madonna and Demi Moore should make a documentary: plastic surgery success stories! Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story