Like Clockwork

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 13:23:04 August 30, 2007 13:23:04

Quelle surprise…

Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to her sending an assistant to “spy” on him during custodial visits.

This of course on top of Denise’s already illustrious resumé: the aforementioned hypocritical relationship with the paps, the attacking of elderly patrons at a casino via laptop, and the violation of Girl Code by dating Richie Sambora, estranged husband of a former confidante.

Needless to say, faced with no career prospects and such damaging recent revelations, Denise Richards only has one move – playing doting mommy…of course for the cameras.

Here she is with her girls, all smiles. Well…she’s smiling at least. Sam looks like she’s sucking her thumb, and Lola seems sleepy. I’m not qualified to read baby body language but I’m sure many of you are…


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