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When does Skank expire? CAUTION: NUDITY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

How long does it take to wash away a slutty history? If one used to sell for sex, when does that cease to become a blemish? Is there, like, a statute of limitations on a prostitution past? Or is it once a ho, always a ho? Kinda like Denise Richards? British rags are openly calling the golddigging dancer a “former hooker”, with allegations from a former event planner that Heather was paid to participate in orgies with billionaires in the early 90s. Full Story

Carmen Electra: Is She Poor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Upon further reflection, I suppose this makes sense. Because Carmen isn’t exactly a steady “actor”. And she has no reality tv show. And unlike that skank whore Denise Richards, she hasn’t stabbed her friend in the back just to live off a new rocker boyfriend… which means a girl’s gotta make a living, right? But seriously… a living like this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Full Story

More People Hate Denise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story

Karma Hits Two Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

As Dina Lohan would say… Justice!   And this is what happens when you attack the elderly with a laptop and destroy someone else’s property.  Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson sued by two photographers stemming from the Laptop Incident last fall, during which Denise charged up several flights of stairs and allegedly assaulted the two men before snatching their computers and pitching them over the ledge, striking a little old lady accompanied by another little old lady who managed to escape unscathed. Full Story

The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list of constituencies that hate her. Full Story

Everybody Hates Denise Richards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks old ladies in the process? “Jon does not like Denise. Full Story

Joel Madden does a body good?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Richie new and improved. Still very slender but I can see an itty bitty love handle and even a little rump. Even more impressive – at first glance from behind, it’s not immediately apparent that it’s her. My first guess in fact was Denise Richards – first class cbomb but a slammin’ and pretty healthy body nonetheless…and 4 month ago, you would never have confused Nicole Richie for Denise Richards. Full Story

Isaiah Washington: A Gay-cist AND a Liar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

And a f&cking moron too. Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive. First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in for the kill. And NOT on Oprah! Hee. Sorry…not a laughing matter. Full Story

A Very Sparrow Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

It’s widely known that Johnny Depp based his performance as Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards. And so he was suitably thrilled when Keith agreed to sign on as Captain Jack’s father in the 3rd installment of Pirates – first photo attached. Scary thing is – I can’t really tell if Keith is wearing any makeup. Full Story

A Thousand Smutty Thanks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

WARNING: Shameless self promotion ahead - SKIP NOW if you don"t care for it. Tara in Vancouver just alerted me, this week"s Top Blog Searches coming in at a lucky #6! Couldn"t do it without your thirst for smut. If you are interested, I"m attaching a few recent articles: first the North York Post where I grew up and in the Power 50 issue of Vancouver Magazine dressed up as a cheerleader for the Buzz Generator section along with Fiona and Mike from Urban Rush and PR darling Rory Richardson. Full Story

Denise Richards and the Hall of Fame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

Oh this has to rank, doesn’t it? Top to bottom, head to toe... Denise Richards has achieved a level of atrocity that merits immediate induction into the Worst Ever Hall of Fame – good for me since I hate that f&cking bitch, very very bad for her since there is no way in hell this was what she intended. Full Story