Reese vs Blake... for Taupe?

June 6, 2011 06:53:48 Posted at June 6, 2011 06:53:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I miss the Reese Witherspoon who showed up at the MTV Movie Awards last night to collect her Generation Award. She dropped a motherf-cker, was saucy and funny and maybe a little tipsy and really cool and ... judgy!

“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!”

Errrrmmm...Blake? You there?

Needless to say, Blake isn’t the only celebrity who sent titty shots to a mystery recipient and ended up naked on the internet. But she is the most recent. Very recent. Like all over the place. And you can’t tell me Reese wouldn’t have been aware of that.

A reader called Cindie also pointed out that Reese and Jennifer Garner are tight. They work together supporting children’s charities. So... you think Reese is getting her Abbie Cornish revenge while having her girl’s back? She would have probably loved a Cornish photo-leak back then, non?

But Reese is sweet and sunny and would never!!!

You know, there’s nothing more vicious than a group of moms meangirling a hussy, don’t you?

As for whether or not Reese is like this on the regular, when she’s not around her children – I mean I still think she’s pretty square, but at the same time, I don’t rule out the scenario Duana painted for us last night during the liveblog:

Like, here's what I WOULD do. I WOULD go to the lame bar that handler and Witherspoon will escape to and they'll drag Dempsey for a drink and he's all "But I have to go home" and then they'll get bad-girl-drunk and be like "Do you LIKE your life, or what?" and he'll laugh.

Photos from Jason Merritt/Christopher Polk/Kevin Winter/

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