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From Miami to Orlando! Jennifer Aniston is taking her sizzling spring fling with John Mayer on the road! John was booked for a private RIM performance in Orlando last night and flew via private jet with Jen and her dog Norman. Norman is so cute. Look at him. Look at his dopey face looking for something to pee on. Full Story
Madonna made him hot…but he’s still a f&cking douchebag. Justin Timberlake has signed with MTV to produce a reality tv show called The Phone, kinda like a Bourne Identity meets the Amazing Race which, to be fair, is not the kind of reality show about twats and losers like The Hills etc but still… This is the same little Pipsqueak who stood up on stage last year at the VMAs and snubbed Lauren Conrad who was presenting his award. Full Story
Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story
The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story
It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night at the LG launch in LA. Full Story
Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever... Full Story
The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner... Full Story
What do Anna Wintour and Sean Avery have in common? Besides living in New York? Anna hates fat people. Sean Avery hates fat people. For those of you who aren’t following the NHL playoffs, Sean called Martin Brodeur “fatso” the other day after his Rangers defeated the Devils in the first round. Full Story
Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for their car? Maybe Josh is offended by her coat? Because I’m certainly offended by her coat. Full Story
Yesterday’s news that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend was arrested should have come as no surprise. Raffaelo Follieri stanks of shady sh*t. And it’s not the first time he’s been called out for dirty business dealings. Even more sinister when you consider the rumours that he has something cooking with Harvey Weinstein, not exactly a bastion of honour either. Full Story
The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a sex tape – the one that he made with Kimmel’s security guard Veatrice. Full Story
Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on Saturday at Kids’ Choice where she received the Wannabe Award. Full Story
Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity?Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. Full Story
Page Six today ran an item about John Mayer’s internet proclivities. Ever the famewhore, who cannot refrain from blessing the world with his words, John replied on his own blog. Almost immediately. A screen cap is attached. Is John Mayer capable of turning the other? Or is he too addicted to the stank of his own sh*t? Thing is, this’d be kinda funny coming from George Clooney. Full Story
For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210- B List forever- Homewrecker- Famewhore- Father ignorer - Golddigger husband- 2 kids- The end Still…there are fools in this world. Full Story
Well…she got paid, Heather Mills did. But significantly less than what she’s been angling for. “Only” £25 million, roughly US$50 million which is major cash for people like us… but really not so much for people who live the luxe life. And for someone who was originally asking for over £100, it’s obviously not exactly an ideal settlement – on her terms. Full Story
This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story
Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story
