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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

How come JT isn’t being ruled out?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2014 20:14:53 August 21, 2014 20:14:53
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I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two game suspension for what he did. Full Story

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This is what missing your wife looks like

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2014 16:30:25 July 4, 2014 16:30:25
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Here are some shots of Robin Thicke leaving his NYC hotel yesterday. God he’s a scuzzy looking f-ck, non? Actually, no, that’s not true. He desperately misses his wife. That’s what you’re seeing. It’s not skeeze, it’s sensitivity. By the way, here’s how the photo agency captioned these shots: Robin Thicke leaves his NYC hotel with a big smile after 3 beautiful girls leave his hotel and go into another car, one Robin normally uses when he is in NYC. Full Story

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Mila Kunis’s worst interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2014 14:34:52 June 25, 2014 14:34:52
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A couple of weeks ago, Mila Kunis talked to MARIE CLAIRE about how Ashton Kutcher would not be looking at her “shredded” vag when she gives birth to their baby. Well now I can totally see her private/public line and I completely understand what she will and won’t talk about in interviews. Full Story

Comma asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 14:43:05 June 3, 2014 14:43:05
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Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here Full Story

Cannes Douche-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2014 20:08:51 May 23, 2014 20:08:51
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Adrien Brody and Justin Bieber were both at AMFAR in Cannes last night. The smarm, right? The smarm. I know your first inclination is to say that JB has to be bigger douche because he’s, well, he’s JB. And Adrien Brody won an Oscar. Really? Because Adrien Brody also wore this:  Full Story

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The Artist is an Attention Whore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 16:44:32 May 2, 2014 16:44:32

James Franco denied f-cking Lindsay Lohan on Howard Stern earlier this week. He also called her “delusional” and accused her of being an attention whore at one of his acting classes. Agree. She’s delusional and an attention whore but… Well… James Franco is also an attention whore. Full Story

James Franco’s original ideas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 16:47:14 April 30, 2014 16:47:14
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James Franco was at the AOL Newfronts yesterday in New York to promote his new webseries Making A Scene With James Franco in which he and his friends cerebrally discuss their favourite cinematic moments and then re-create them with their own twist. Does this guy do original material anymore? He’s like the all-time cover artist of pop culture. Full Story

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Zac Efron & Johnny Depp: MTV’s Most Embarrassing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 16:06:45 April 14, 2014 16:06:45
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I did not feel the urge to stick my hand down my pants and start rubbing at the sight of Zac Efron shirtless last night on stage at the MTV Awards. Especially not when he started flexing and saluting. He saluted a couple of times. It was bad. It was really, really bad. At that moment I texted Sasha: I am so embarrassed for him right now. Full Story

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Leo at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 13:01:21 April 14, 2014 13:01:21
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Where celebrities go to dress like assholes. Where Leonardo DiCaprio goes to dance like an asshole. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent me an email last night with a Buzzfeed link to a dance video. She was mesmerised. She was in love. Full Story