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Zac Efron & Johnny Depp: MTV’s Most Embarrassing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 16:06:45 April 14, 2014 16:06:45
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I did not feel the urge to stick my hand down my pants and start rubbing at the sight of Zac Efron shirtless last night on stage at the MTV Awards. Especially not when he started flexing and saluting. He saluted a couple of times. It was bad. It was really, really bad. At that moment I texted Sasha: I am so embarrassed for him right now. Full Story

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Leo at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 13:01:21 April 14, 2014 13:01:21
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Where celebrities go to dress like assholes. Where Leonardo DiCaprio goes to dance like an asshole. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent me an email last night with a Buzzfeed link to a dance video. She was mesmerised. She was in love. Full Story

Celebrities and social media: James Franco edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 14:52:48 April 3, 2014 14:52:48

A 17 year old girl, soon to be 18, called Lucy, went to New York this week to pre-celebrate her milestone birthday. She went to see a few shows. At some point, after Of Mice & Men, she met James Franco. They took some pictures. She posted those pictures on social media, tagging him in some of the shots. Full Story

The Justin Bieber tapes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2014 13:12:45 March 10, 2014 13:12:45
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I’m not sure it’s a good idea for you to watch these on a Monday morning. I’m not sure it’s a good idea to show you something that will make you violent on a Monday morning. So maybe don’t watch if you have an important meeting coming up? Or a client lunch later on? Justin Bieber is infuriating at the best of times. Full Story

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Robin’s public appeals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2014 19:40:01 February 28, 2014 19:40:01
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Robin Thicke is behaving like a desperate man. As you know, he and Paula Patton announced their separation on Monday. Or, she announced their separation on Monday. Because he cancelled several tour stops to try and get her to change her mind. Which she hasn’t…so far. And now he’s taking his appeal public. Full Story

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JUST. APOLOGIZE.

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 12, 2014 15:16:37 February 12, 2014 15:16:37
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If you thought Shia LaBeouf’s behavior in Berlin was the pinnacle of how weird he can get, guess what, you were wrong. Because now, immediately on the heels of whatever that was in Berlin, The Beef is back in Los Angeles, where he is doing something he claims is performance art but which I call stunting. Full Story

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Shia LaBeouf is still a thief and a liar

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 10, 2014 16:10:11 February 10, 2014 16:10:11
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Remember when Joaquin Phoenix lost his mind, grew a big bushy beard and said he was going to be a rapper? And everyone was like, “Whatever, weirdo,” and laughed at him, and then he was all, Wait, wait, it’s a joke! Then he made that “documentary” with Casey Affleck, I’m Still Here, and claimed it was meant as some kind of commentary on celebrity and popular culture. Full Story

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Are Shia LaBeouf and Sean Penn related?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 17:22:46 December 9, 2013 17:22:46
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A couple of months ago in London, Shia LaBeouf got punched in the junk for being a dick. So, like, just a regular Tuesday. Sarah wrote about it here. According to the British papers, Shia was once again being a dick at a restaurant recently but this time, he was the one who told his opponent that: “I can get you killed. Full Story