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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Mrs Timberlake is invited to the after-party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2013 13:57:01 August 26, 2013 13:57:01
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No reported sightings of Mrs Timberlake at the VMAs but she did show up for the after-party at the Dream hotel. That’s quite a dress too. It’s sheer. There’s underwear. It looks expensive. And… all it got was an after-party? Deprived the opportunity to be shown on the carpet? Don’t say the paps aren’t useful, especially when you’re wearing something you really want to be seen in. Full Story

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Oh Rob, you’re so man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2013 13:16:40 August 19, 2013 13:16:40
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Robert Pattinson’s apparently hanging out with Mischa Barton now. Click here for a refresher. E! News reports that Barton is now among a group of regulars at Pattinson’s place. Thanks for letting us know, Mischa Barton. It doesn’t look good on him, does it? But the day after everyone found out that he’d downgraded, way, way, way downgraded, from Kristen Stewart to Mischa Barton, Pattinson showed up for a hospital visit. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher inspires the teens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2013 17:44:25 August 12, 2013 17:44:25
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I was supposed to be inspired by Ashton Kutcher’s speech at the Teen Choice Awards. Kutcher was presented with the Ultimate Choice, or something, Award since he’s won the most Teen Choice Awards ever out of everybody. The reason for this, according to Josh Gad, who presented to his jOBS co-star, is because Ashton has always been a great example to teens and doesn’t talk down to them. Full Story

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The Summer of Leo

Maria Posted by Maria at August 8, 2013 14:49:41 August 8, 2013 14:49:41
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As Lainey mentioned yesterday, when Leonardo DiCaprio goes on vacation, he goes on vacation. Leo was last seen in Ibiza and there are some fresh photos of him surrounded by millionaires (billionaires?), his adoring posse of friends and the official girlfriend. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher thinks he knows better than George Clooney

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 7, 2013 18:06:14 August 7, 2013 18:06:14
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Today in things that make me laugh, Ashton Kutcher has made a statement implying that we live in a world where he knows better than George Clooney about something, anything. In response to George Clooney’s amazingly direct and on-point observation Full Story

Great! See ya later!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 16:13:02 August 6, 2013 16:13:02
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Chris Brown. On his Twitter: Don't worry mainstream America.After this X album, it'll probably be my last album. Being famous is amazing when it's for ur music and talent. I'm tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. Full Story

Jen and an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 17:53:49 July 31, 2013 17:53:49
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash

I have pictures to burn off of my subscription for the last day of the month. Thank you Jennifer Aniston for facilitating this. Jen’s in New York, AS YOU KNOW, filming Squirrels For The Nuts. She shot a scene with Rhys Ifans and a German shepherd where they’re both talking on their cell phones. Full Story

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Honestly, Jessica Alba: Part 2

Maria Posted by Maria at July 30, 2013 14:45:21 July 30, 2013 14:45:21

Back in April, I wrote about Jessica Alba and The Honest Company acting like jerks towards a satirical parenting blog, The Honest Toddler. Click here for a refresher. At the time, The Honest Company took issue with the use of “honest,” but a mini social media backlash supporting The Honest Toddler quickly formed, and Alba & Co quickly backpedalled and even gave the blog a gift pack to give a reader. Full Story

And then there’s Bruce Willis…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 13:50:31 July 24, 2013 13:50:31
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I’ve never interviewed Bruce Willis one on one. I’ve stuck my microphone into a scrum of microphones at a premiere (that I can’t remember now) but I’ve never had to speak to him directly and hope that he speaks back to me directly. I hope I never have to because it seems terrifying. Full Story

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Man Shia at the intersection

Dean Posted by Dean at July 15, 2013 13:34:34 July 15, 2013 13:34:34
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The absolute weirdest video of noted weirdo Shia LaBeouf has been uploaded to YouTube and you must see it right now. It’s only 29 seconds long, and Shia’s only in it for less than half of that but, oh boy, does he leave an impression. What happens is a motorcyclist wearing a GoPro pulls up to a red light. Full Story