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How to talk to Selena Gomez …on voice mail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2013 16:33:35 July 9, 2013 16:33:35
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Selena Gomez’s new album, Stars Dance, drops in two weeks. One of the songs leaked today. Love Will Remember opens with a voice message from, well, supposedly from Justin Bieber. It doesn’t sound like him to me but then again, I’m no expert on his voice, especially now that it seems to be going through his boy-to-man adjustments. Full Story

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Alec Baldwin Quits Twitter, Maybe Acting?

Dean Posted by Dean at July 3, 2013 17:01:39 July 3, 2013 17:01:39
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Alec Baldwin quit Twitter again. He wants to quit acting too. Does that make you want to quit Alec Baldwin? This story started, weirdly, at James Gandolfini's funeral, where Hilaria, Baldwin’s wife, was accused by The Daily Mail of tweeting during the service which was subsequently proven false by Alec threatening violence on the journalist and then apologised for calling the man a queen, but the damage was done and now Alec's deleted his HootSuite or whatever app he's been so addicted to. Full Story

Elementary expands its pedigree

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 28, 2013 17:21:10 June 28, 2013 17:21:10
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Did you like CBS’ modern version of Sherlock Holmes, Elementary? I’m devoted to the BBC Sherlock, but I liked Elementary well enough. I didn’t feel the need to watch it every week, but it didn’t linger long on my DVR, either. I did think Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu made a good Holmes/Watson, and it occurred to me, when Natalie Dormer made her entrance as Irene Adler and Elementary took an unexpected leap to the left with how it unwound the Moriarty mystery, that Elementary is the first network drama to respond directly to the pressures being put on network TV by cable. Full Story

James Franco quits

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 28, 2013 14:23:35 June 28, 2013 14:23:35
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Usually he’s piling onto his schedule, signing up for new projects, new degrees, new artistic collaborations, but James Franco has, just two weeks before production was slated to begin, dropped out of his latest directorial effort, Garden of Last Days, in which he was also going to star. But he had a tantrum over creative differences and left the production in the lurch, and it will likely shut down as a result. Full Story

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Jonah Hill is not Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2013 19:06:29 June 26, 2013 19:06:29
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Jonah Hill was pissy with a Rolling Stone journalist recently. Click here for a refresher. He was widely snarked on for his behaviour. Jonah has now snarked back at the snark, telling Salon that: You can dis me all you want on a blog, or write whatever you want in this magazine and I’ll just be like, ‘Whatever, man. Full Story

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James Franco’s Superman Boy Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 16:45:07 June 24, 2013 16:45:07
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One of our favourite taglines here at LaineyGossip.com is Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t too! Here’s James Franco at the Gucci fashion show today in Milan. Franco is a Gucci spokesperson. It’s one of his many commas – actor, director, artist, writer, model, and movie critic. Full Story

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Gaby Hoffmann's Revenge on Mel Gibson

Dean Posted by Dean at June 20, 2013 17:34:43 June 20, 2013 17:34:43
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Out of nowhere today, Gaby Hoffmann is back! As if it wasn't delightful enough just to see an old familiar/beloved face from your childhood (or mine anyway), she's returned to reveal wonderfully horrible details about Mel Gibson: "He screamed at me. Oh, God, he really screamed at me," is how she described working with Mel, otherwise known as The Perpetual Motion Machine of Hate and Creepiness. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey, scene stealer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2013 15:11:12 June 17, 2013 15:11:12

That was my first impression watching the first trailer for Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf Of Wall Street, starring Leonardo DiCaprio -- Jesus, Matthew McConaughey’s become quite the scene stealer, non? We might be looking at a double nomination for McConaughey next award season: Best Actor for The Dallas Buyers Club and Supporting for Wall Street? So. Full Story

Jesse Eisenberg: dick or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 17:08:03 May 31, 2013 17:08:03
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Now You See Me is out in theatres today. The film is getting mixed reviews. I’d see it if I wasn’t on assignment in LA. Because, as you know, I’ve been working on a Jesse Eisenberg problem that I thought I’d grow while watching the movie. But there may be a setback. A few of you have sent me this link and I’ve been sitting on this article for a week or so now trying to decide what I think of it. Full Story

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Is Cameron Diaz’s billionaire boyfriend a sexist douche?

Dean Posted by Dean at May 31, 2013 15:07:28 May 31, 2013 15:07:28
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Yesterday we talked about how Cameron Diaz is set to cash in with a new man worth $4.5 billion. What's she going to have to do for all that money? According to his very pissed off ex-wife, a LOT. Elon Musk has been married twice. The first and longest marriage was to Justine Musk, his college sweetheart who stood by him as he built his fortune. Full Story

Baby drives a fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 19:58:04 May 28, 2013 19:58:04
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Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story