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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

The Artist’s “public persona”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2013 18:05:46 May 14, 2013 18:05:46

James Franco covers the new comedy issue of GQ because he stars in the upcoming This Is The End. Why are only Apatow people considered for comedy prime coverage? So now he’s a comedian too, in addition to being an actor, director, painter, poet, and academic... Have I missed anything? Maybe illusionist? Master manipulator? No, no, no. Full Story

Spittle & Mrs Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 13:18:08 May 9, 2013 13:18:08
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Rob Kim/ Getty

Miranda Kerr’s had a busy week in New York. She arrived in town last week and worked on a photo shoot. Over the weekend she hit up several fashion parties. And she was at the MET Gala on Monday night in a black dress with a bandeau-ish top. By the way, a word on why I don’t include very many models in my MET Gala wrap -- how hard can it be for them, really?!? Anyway, while Miranda’s been enjoying the NYC party circuit, she’s run into Gerard Butler several times. Full Story

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Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2013 14:07:27 May 3, 2013 14:07:27
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WENN

The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community service and it’s like it all never happened, you know?, the fact that he drove drunk and could have murdered someone. Full Story

A punk in red pyjamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2013 16:50:55 April 26, 2013 16:50:55
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Or is this a onesie? It's Justin Bieber, on tour in Sweden the other day, grooving onto his bus with a member of his entourage like he's some kind of badass. In his mind, this was a cool move in the moment. And, I guess, his fans thought so too? Interesting the difference in perspective of what's "cool". Full Story

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Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 16:18:06 April 22, 2013 16:18:06
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WENN

For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn't believe it. Because she goes to church and has a nice smile. Full Story

Rebel Wilson’s slippers and Russell Crowe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2013 15:41:00 April 11, 2013 15:41:00
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Bauer-Griffin

If you weren’t able to read Sarah’s excellent piece on why she’s not feeling Melissa McCarthy earlier this week - because our site has been a dick, sorry -- click here. Sarah notes the difference between McCarthy and Rebel Wilson: “fat girl go boom” isn’t Wilson’s fallback. Full Story

Blame Selena for all of us Justin’s problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 14:37:05 April 3, 2013 14:37:05

Oh good. It’s time for our favourite excuse: blame the bitch for everything. Justin Bieber’s been behaving badly the last few weeks. He shows up late for his shows. He baby-fights the paps. He allegedly drives up and down recklessly on his street and spits in neighbour’s faces when they come to complain. Full Story

John Mayer confirms it’s over...for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 16:46:41 April 2, 2013 16:46:41
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Michael Rozman/ Warner Bros, Keystone

John Mayer is on Ellen today. He confirmed to her that he and Katy Perry are over.  Ellen: The last time I saw you. You were at the Grammy’s. You were sitting on the same row as Portia and I with Katy (Perry.) And, I know Katy she is a good friend as well and I know that since then you’re not together any more. Full Story

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The Penns Need Anger Management

Maria Posted by Maria at March 28, 2013 14:41:15 March 28, 2013 14:41:15
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WENN

Sean Penn, to me, is crusty in the worst way. He’s pretentious and self-righteous, he grandstands and has no sense of humour (remember his defense of Jude Law at the Oscars?). I find him insufferable. Penn has always had a difficult and angry relationship with the paparazzi – his last serious altercation was 4 years ago (he’s 52). Full Story

James Franco knows about “Hathahate”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 19:10:15 March 26, 2013 19:10:15
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Even though he claims he’s no “expert”. James Franco was interviewed by Howard Stern. And when you agree to be interviewed by Howard Stern, your publicist doesn’t get to go in there with a list of dos and don’ts. Well, he or she can try, but that list likely won’t be observed. Full Story

Tiger thinks he’s Brange

Maria Posted by Maria at March 21, 2013 19:48:21 March 21, 2013 19:48:21

How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though caught, wasn’t really exposed. Full Story