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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Gaby Hoffmann's Revenge on Mel Gibson

Dean Posted by Dean at June 20, 2013 17:34:43 June 20, 2013 17:34:43
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Out of nowhere today, Gaby Hoffmann is back! As if it wasn't delightful enough just to see an old familiar/beloved face from your childhood (or mine anyway), she's returned to reveal wonderfully horrible details about Mel Gibson: "He screamed at me. Oh, God, he really screamed at me," is how she described working with Mel, otherwise known as The Perpetual Motion Machine of Hate and Creepiness. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey, scene stealer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2013 15:11:12 June 17, 2013 15:11:12

That was my first impression watching the first trailer for Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf Of Wall Street, starring Leonardo DiCaprio -- Jesus, Matthew McConaughey’s become quite the scene stealer, non? We might be looking at a double nomination for McConaughey next award season: Best Actor for The Dallas Buyers Club and Supporting for Wall Street? So. Full Story

Jesse Eisenberg: dick or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2013 17:08:03 May 31, 2013 17:08:03
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Wenn, Splash

Now You See Me is out in theatres today. The film is getting mixed reviews. I’d see it if I wasn’t on assignment in LA. Because, as you know, I’ve been working on a Jesse Eisenberg problem that I thought I’d grow while watching the movie. But there may be a setback. A few of you have sent me this link and I’ve been sitting on this article for a week or so now trying to decide what I think of it. Full Story

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Is Cameron Diaz’s billionaire boyfriend a sexist douche?

Dean Posted by Dean at May 31, 2013 15:07:28 May 31, 2013 15:07:28
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WENN

Yesterday we talked about how Cameron Diaz is set to cash in with a new man worth $4.5 billion. What's she going to have to do for all that money? According to his very pissed off ex-wife, a LOT. Elon Musk has been married twice. The first and longest marriage was to Justine Musk, his college sweetheart who stood by him as he built his fortune. Full Story

Baby drives a fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 19:58:04 May 28, 2013 19:58:04
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Butch Dill/ Getty

Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story

The Artist’s “public persona”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2013 18:05:46 May 14, 2013 18:05:46

James Franco covers the new comedy issue of GQ because he stars in the upcoming This Is The End. Why are only Apatow people considered for comedy prime coverage? So now he’s a comedian too, in addition to being an actor, director, painter, poet, and academic... Have I missed anything? Maybe illusionist? Master manipulator? No, no, no. Full Story

Spittle & Mrs Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 13:18:08 May 9, 2013 13:18:08
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Rob Kim/ Getty

Miranda Kerr’s had a busy week in New York. She arrived in town last week and worked on a photo shoot. Over the weekend she hit up several fashion parties. And she was at the MET Gala on Monday night in a black dress with a bandeau-ish top. By the way, a word on why I don’t include very many models in my MET Gala wrap -- how hard can it be for them, really?!? Anyway, while Miranda’s been enjoying the NYC party circuit, she’s run into Gerard Butler several times. Full Story

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Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2013 14:07:27 May 3, 2013 14:07:27
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WENN

The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community service and it’s like it all never happened, you know?, the fact that he drove drunk and could have murdered someone. Full Story

A punk in red pyjamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2013 16:50:55 April 26, 2013 16:50:55
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FameFlynet, All Over Sweden/ Splash

Or is this a onesie? It's Justin Bieber, on tour in Sweden the other day, grooving onto his bus with a member of his entourage like he's some kind of badass. In his mind, this was a cool move in the moment. And, I guess, his fans thought so too? Interesting the difference in perspective of what's "cool". Full Story

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Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 16:18:06 April 22, 2013 16:18:06
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WENN

For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn't believe it. Because she goes to church and has a nice smile. Full Story

Rebel Wilson’s slippers and Russell Crowe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2013 15:41:00 April 11, 2013 15:41:00
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Bauer-Griffin

If you weren’t able to read Sarah’s excellent piece on why she’s not feeling Melissa McCarthy earlier this week - because our site has been a dick, sorry -- click here. Sarah notes the difference between McCarthy and Rebel Wilson: “fat girl go boom” isn’t Wilson’s fallback. Full Story