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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

The Artist James Franco is sexist?

February 26, 2013 18:57:45 Posted at February 26, 2013 18:57:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Franco was the Grand Marshall of the Daytona 500 on Sunday, a promotional gimmick for Oz: The Great And Powerful. The Grand Marshall has four words to say: Drivers, start your engines! But since James Franco is pure artistry, he had to modify the introduction. Of course. Traditions don’t apply to James Franco. Full Story

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Sour Grapes is So BORING

February 22, 2013 18:48:09 Posted at February 22, 2013 18:48:09
Duana Posted by Duana
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Oh my God, with this, Ethan Hawke. Are you serious? Elaine loves to taunt Michelle and me about our teenage love for him. I have to admit, it feels embarrassing in retrospect. Not because he wasn’t cute then, or appealing to our young selves, but because there’s that sanctimonious thing that is so exhausting – that guy who first burst your bubble about sweatshops when you thought your clothes were cute, or who pointed out how everyone gets lonelier as they get older and life’s a bitch and your children leave you and it’s pointless. Full Story

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Shia, the sharer

February 21, 2013 14:39:50 Posted at February 21, 2013 14:39:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported yesterday that Shia LaBeouf had left the Broadway production of Orphans starring Tom Sturridge and Alec Baldwin. Shia and Alec? Those two hotheads? In hindsight, of course it was impossible, disastrous even. But it may have been more than just the two of them yelling at each other. Full Story

James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass

February 13, 2013 17:52:51 Posted at February 13, 2013 17:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you can see, Franco features “K-STEW” as Snow White with her ass out. Full Story

This is not Four...yet

February 6, 2013 16:27:22 Posted at February 6, 2013 16:27:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some random website posted last week that Alex Pettyfer was confirmed for Four in Divergent and there were panicked emails going back and forth and... well... You must consider the source. The report was quickly shut down. Pettyfer is not Four...yet. He is one of the actors being considered but they’ve not made a final decision, and that leak last week further verifies that because it smells exactly like the kind of moves they all started making during the casting process for Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games. Full Story

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JT says it’s not “personal”

February 5, 2013 16:58:44 Posted at February 5, 2013 16:58:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

January 29, 2013 19:47:35 Posted at January 29, 2013 19:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

Justin Bieber is horny

January 29, 2013 16:02:18 Posted at January 29, 2013 16:02:18
Dean Posted by Dean

At this point you’d have to be Tara-Reid-Level crazy to doubt that we’re in for at least another 30 years of Bieber domination.  BUT …what’s up with…this? These pics were just snapped of Justin showing off his body for photographers in Miami, and well, I’m not saying that Justin Bieber looks like a douche. Full Story

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Leo is exhausted

January 22, 2013 21:46:08 Posted at January 22, 2013 21:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. I'm now going to take a long, long break. Full Story

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In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan

January 22, 2013 17:16:46 Posted at January 22, 2013 17:16:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted Full Story