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So the sex glow wore off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:04:35 March 20, 2013 20:04:35

And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s not pouty in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 16:48:11 March 15, 2013 16:48:11
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Justin Bieber is now in Spain. He performed in Madrid last night. This is a different face than the one we saw for a couple of weeks in England where he celebrated his 19th birthday by taking his shirt off, arguing with club owners over age restrictions, collapsing on stage, shouting at people over Twitter, and threatening to f-ck up the paps while being lifted out of his car seat by his babyguard. Full Story

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You must Believe...and then Delete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 16:46:25 March 14, 2013 16:46:25
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Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 19:52:45 March 6, 2013 19:52:45
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Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael Bay vs Hugo Weaving, and Shia LaBeouf vs Jason Clarke and Tom Hardy on the set of Lawless (click here Full Story

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Adam Levine’s Obscure New Hookup/Empire

Dean Posted by Dean at March 6, 2013 18:57:45 March 6, 2013 18:57:45
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Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check out her picture, you’re for sure wondering “who?”, because this girl has very low name recognition. Full Story

Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 17:52:26 March 6, 2013 17:52:26
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Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of it while they were married and doesn’t want to hand over a fair share. Full Story

Why don’t you make it more obvious?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 16:54:39 March 4, 2013 16:54:39
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Here’s what I wrote in the intro to the site last Thursday: “...curiously enough, the prom king hasn’t been seen with his kids since Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy? Maybe he’ll emerge on the weekend out of obligation, just so it won’t seem so obvious. Full Story

JB's bday was spoiled!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 16:20:22 March 4, 2013 16:20:22
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It appears Justin Bieber been taking lessons at Ben Affleck's School of Celebrity Perspective. JB turned 19 on Friday. Apparently there was a themed party planned for him at a London club. According to E! News, his entourage was turned away because club management believed he had underage friends who were trying to get in, including Jaden Smith. Full Story

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The Artist James Franco is sexist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 18:57:45 February 26, 2013 18:57:45
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James Franco was the Grand Marshall of the Daytona 500 on Sunday, a promotional gimmick for Oz: The Great And Powerful. The Grand Marshall has four words to say: Drivers, start your engines! But since James Franco is pure artistry, he had to modify the introduction. Of course. Traditions don’t apply to James Franco. Full Story

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Sour Grapes is So BORING

Duana Posted by Duana at February 22, 2013 18:48:09 February 22, 2013 18:48:09
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Oh my God, with this, Ethan Hawke. Are you serious? Elaine loves to taunt Michelle and me about our teenage love for him. I have to admit, it feels embarrassing in retrospect. Not because he wasn’t cute then, or appealing to our young selves, but because there’s that sanctimonious thing that is so exhausting – that guy who first burst your bubble about sweatshops when you thought your clothes were cute, or who pointed out how everyone gets lonelier as they get older and life’s a bitch and your children leave you and it’s pointless. Full Story

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