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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass

February 13, 2013 17:52:51 Posted at February 13, 2013 17:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you can see, Franco features “K-STEW” as Snow White with her ass out. Full Story

This is not Four...yet

February 6, 2013 16:27:22 Posted at February 6, 2013 16:27:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some random website posted last week that Alex Pettyfer was confirmed for Four in Divergent and there were panicked emails going back and forth and... well... You must consider the source. The report was quickly shut down. Pettyfer is not Four...yet. He is one of the actors being considered but they’ve not made a final decision, and that leak last week further verifies that because it smells exactly like the kind of moves they all started making during the casting process for Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games. Full Story

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JT says it’s not “personal”

February 5, 2013 16:58:44 Posted at February 5, 2013 16:58:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
J. Emilio Flores/ Getty

I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

January 29, 2013 19:47:35 Posted at January 29, 2013 19:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

Justin Bieber is horny

January 29, 2013 16:02:18 Posted at January 29, 2013 16:02:18
Dean Posted by Dean

At this point you’d have to be Tara-Reid-Level crazy to doubt that we’re in for at least another 30 years of Bieber domination.  BUT …what’s up with…this? These pics were just snapped of Justin showing off his body for photographers in Miami, and well, I’m not saying that Justin Bieber looks like a douche. Full Story

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Leo is exhausted

January 22, 2013 21:46:08 Posted at January 22, 2013 21:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. I'm now going to take a long, long break. Full Story

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In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan

January 22, 2013 17:16:46 Posted at January 22, 2013 17:16:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted Full Story

Inauguration Poetry

January 21, 2013 20:48:50 Posted at January 21, 2013 20:48:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Sweedler/ Shook/ Splash, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. Full Story

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Charlie Sheen is still winning

January 18, 2013 15:28:00 Posted at January 18, 2013 15:28:00
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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There’s an article in The Hollywood Reporter this week about Debmar-Mercury’s potentially revolutionizing formula for television syndication, and I wanted to read it and think about the future of TV, but I got stuck on one of the details in the article. Debmar’s syndication deal is a “10/90” structure, meaning they make a ten-episode first season, and if that hits pre-determined ratings marks, another 90 episodes is automatically ordered and produced. Full Story

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January 15, 2013 21:32:23 Posted at January 15, 2013 21:32:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame, Splash

Someone somewhere, and I’m too lazy to look for the link, has a list of Oscar winners who should have their awards revoked for the sh-t they do after. Most of the time I think this is unfair. For example, Forest Whitaker is in that new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and people will probably be criticising him for it but, like, in non-diverse Hollywood, how many quality scripts do you think Forest actually sees? It’s not like he has the same options as Tom Hanks. Full Story

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