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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Blame Selena for all of us Justin’s problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 14:37:05 April 3, 2013 14:37:05

Oh good. It’s time for our favourite excuse: blame the bitch for everything. Justin Bieber’s been behaving badly the last few weeks. He shows up late for his shows. He baby-fights the paps. He allegedly drives up and down recklessly on his street and spits in neighbour’s faces when they come to complain. Full Story

John Mayer confirms it’s over...for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 16:46:41 April 2, 2013 16:46:41
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John Mayer is on Ellen today. He confirmed to her that he and Katy Perry are over.  Ellen: The last time I saw you. You were at the Grammy’s. You were sitting on the same row as Portia and I with Katy (Perry.) And, I know Katy she is a good friend as well and I know that since then you’re not together any more. Full Story

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The Penns Need Anger Management

Maria Posted by Maria at March 28, 2013 14:41:15 March 28, 2013 14:41:15
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Sean Penn, to me, is crusty in the worst way. He’s pretentious and self-righteous, he grandstands and has no sense of humour (remember his defense of Jude Law at the Oscars?). I find him insufferable. Penn has always had a difficult and angry relationship with the paparazzi – his last serious altercation was 4 years ago (he’s 52). Full Story

James Franco knows about “Hathahate”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 19:10:15 March 26, 2013 19:10:15
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Even though he claims he’s no “expert”. James Franco was interviewed by Howard Stern. And when you agree to be interviewed by Howard Stern, your publicist doesn’t get to go in there with a list of dos and don’ts. Well, he or she can try, but that list likely won’t be observed. Full Story

Tiger thinks he’s Brange

Maria Posted by Maria at March 21, 2013 19:48:21 March 21, 2013 19:48:21

How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though caught, wasn’t really exposed. Full Story

So the sex glow wore off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:04:35 March 20, 2013 20:04:35

And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s not pouty in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 16:48:11 March 15, 2013 16:48:11
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Justin Bieber is now in Spain. He performed in Madrid last night. This is a different face than the one we saw for a couple of weeks in England where he celebrated his 19th birthday by taking his shirt off, arguing with club owners over age restrictions, collapsing on stage, shouting at people over Twitter, and threatening to f-ck up the paps while being lifted out of his car seat by his babyguard. Full Story

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You must Believe...and then Delete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 16:46:25 March 14, 2013 16:46:25
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Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 19:52:45 March 6, 2013 19:52:45
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Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael Bay vs Hugo Weaving, and Shia LaBeouf vs Jason Clarke and Tom Hardy on the set of Lawless (click here Full Story

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Adam Levine’s Obscure New Hookup/Empire

Dean Posted by Dean at March 6, 2013 18:57:45 March 6, 2013 18:57:45
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Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check out her picture, you’re for sure wondering “who?”, because this girl has very low name recognition. Full Story

Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 17:52:26 March 6, 2013 17:52:26
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Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of it while they were married and doesn’t want to hand over a fair share. Full Story