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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones

January 14, 2013 14:10:09 Posted at January 14, 2013 14:10:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Alexandra Wyman/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I mean, intimidating isn’t the word. Full Story

Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner

January 14, 2013 13:54:18 Posted at January 14, 2013 13:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Handout/ Getty

Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects to in the world should not prevent him from SMILING. Full Story

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Pipsqueak hijacks the Globes too

January 10, 2013 17:49:18 Posted at January 10, 2013 17:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This motherf-cker... I guess it makes sense. There are trailers for movie trailers these days. So of course. OF COURSE he would hijack Oscar nomination day, promising an announcement only to announce that something else is happening in 3 days... Which just happens to be when the Golden Globe Awards are taking place. Full Story

Jen, Justin, and George

December 31, 2012 17:06:37 Posted at December 31, 2012 17:06:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach

December 27, 2012 15:55:31 Posted at December 27, 2012 15:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos: /Splash News, FAMEFLYNET

He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

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A very nice Christmas card

December 24, 2012 16:20:18 Posted at December 24, 2012 16:20:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Ivan Nikolov/WENN

From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move now because Demi wasn’t acting on it. Full Story

Sean Penn needs love

December 13, 2012 20:07:02 Posted at December 13, 2012 20:07:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He comes from a generation of actors -- let’s call it, arbitrarily, the Class of ’81: the Sean Penns, the Tom Cruises -- who are not boring, and certainly so much more interesting than the Ashley Greenes and the Chace Crawfords being trotted out one after another. Full Story

Jonah doesn’t like bellmen (or CNN)

November 9, 2012 19:43:48 Posted at November 9, 2012 19:43:48
Maria Posted by Maria

If writing for Lainey Gossip has taught me anything, it’s this: always screen cap a celebrity Twitter feed. Last night, a bizarre spat broke out between CNN anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill. Lemon ran into Hill at a hotel, said hello (as people do), and concluded that it was a “lesson to always be kind. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber’s private patio

November 8, 2012 15:15:32 Posted at November 8, 2012 15:15:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

November 1, 2012 15:03:49 Posted at November 1, 2012 15:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story

Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan

October 29, 2012 19:06:23 Posted at October 29, 2012 19:06:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Kempin/Getty

They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be affected. Full Story