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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Why don’t you make it more obvious?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 16:54:39 March 4, 2013 16:54:39
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Here’s what I wrote in the intro to the site last Thursday: “...curiously enough, the prom king hasn’t been seen with his kids since Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy? Maybe he’ll emerge on the weekend out of obligation, just so it won’t seem so obvious. Full Story

JB's bday was spoiled!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 16:20:22 March 4, 2013 16:20:22
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It appears Justin Bieber been taking lessons at Ben Affleck's School of Celebrity Perspective. JB turned 19 on Friday. Apparently there was a themed party planned for him at a London club. According to E! News, his entourage was turned away because club management believed he had underage friends who were trying to get in, including Jaden Smith. Full Story

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The Artist James Franco is sexist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2013 18:57:45 February 26, 2013 18:57:45
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James Franco was the Grand Marshall of the Daytona 500 on Sunday, a promotional gimmick for Oz: The Great And Powerful. The Grand Marshall has four words to say: Drivers, start your engines! But since James Franco is pure artistry, he had to modify the introduction. Of course. Traditions don’t apply to James Franco. Full Story

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Sour Grapes is So BORING

Duana Posted by Duana at February 22, 2013 18:48:09 February 22, 2013 18:48:09
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Oh my God, with this, Ethan Hawke. Are you serious? Elaine loves to taunt Michelle and me about our teenage love for him. I have to admit, it feels embarrassing in retrospect. Not because he wasn’t cute then, or appealing to our young selves, but because there’s that sanctimonious thing that is so exhausting – that guy who first burst your bubble about sweatshops when you thought your clothes were cute, or who pointed out how everyone gets lonelier as they get older and life’s a bitch and your children leave you and it’s pointless. Full Story

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Shia, the sharer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2013 14:39:50 February 21, 2013 14:39:50

It was reported yesterday that Shia LaBeouf had left the Broadway production of Orphans starring Tom Sturridge and Alec Baldwin. Shia and Alec? Those two hotheads? In hindsight, of course it was impossible, disastrous even. But it may have been more than just the two of them yelling at each other. Full Story

James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2013 17:52:51 February 13, 2013 17:52:51

James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you can see, Franco features “K-STEW” as Snow White with her ass out. Full Story

This is not Four...yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 16:27:22 February 6, 2013 16:27:22
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Some random website posted last week that Alex Pettyfer was confirmed for Four in Divergent and there were panicked emails going back and forth and... well... You must consider the source. The report was quickly shut down. Pettyfer is not Four...yet. He is one of the actors being considered but they’ve not made a final decision, and that leak last week further verifies that because it smells exactly like the kind of moves they all started making during the casting process for Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games. Full Story

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JT says it’s not “personal”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:58:44 February 5, 2013 16:58:44
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I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 19:47:35 January 29, 2013 19:47:35
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Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story