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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Johnny & Amber’s private patio

November 8, 2012 15:15:32 Posted at November 8, 2012 15:15:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

November 1, 2012 15:03:49 Posted at November 1, 2012 15:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story

Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan

October 29, 2012 19:06:23 Posted at October 29, 2012 19:06:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Kempin/Getty

They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be affected. Full Story

Why Pippy had to share with Britney

October 29, 2012 13:37:46 Posted at October 29, 2012 13:37:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake also sold his wedding pictures to HELLO Magazine in the UK. He’s jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of that one too. Am also attaching a shot that wasn’t posted last week. You will note -- HELLO did not include a photo of Britney Spears in the corner, unlike PEOPLE. Full Story

Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

October 26, 2012 17:50:35 Posted at October 26, 2012 17:50:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Pippy’s serenade

October 25, 2012 18:52:18 Posted at October 25, 2012 18:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another photo of Justin Timberlake at his wedding. This is probably the best one out of all we’ve seen. Obviously the shot of him ME ME ME-ing all over head wasn’t ideal. And the one of him kissing her cheek on the alternate cover didn’t show enough of his face. You can see his face here but amazingly enough he doesn’t look like a smug dick for a change. Full Story

Dear Professor Franco, his name is Walter Salles

October 25, 2012 16:01:45 Posted at October 25, 2012 16:01:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new entry from Professor James Franco on The Huffington Post. This time, he writes about his teaching method. Yes. His teaching method. Of course, because his teaching method is the best, like everything else the Artist Franco does, his students are excelling, and he takes the opportunity to brag about how they’re going to a film festival, not out of pride in his pupils, but in service of himself, to congratulate himself. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift

October 24, 2012 18:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2012 18:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Pippy Day on LaineyGossip.com! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. Full Story

What Goes Around Version 2. Bieber featuring James Franco as Sean Avery

October 23, 2012 20:25:29 Posted at October 23, 2012 20:25:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/Getty

Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala used to be with Elisha Cuthbert. Cuthbert allegedly cheated on Ayala with Sean Avery (um, I know) so JT supposedly wrote What Goes Around to call her out. This, of course, was before Olivia Munn. Ahem. Justin Bieber’s friend Ryan Good was dating Ashley Benson. Full Story

You can call it The Blue Ivy

October 23, 2012 15:43:07 Posted at October 23, 2012 15:43:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake waving

October 22, 2012 14:20:01 Posted at October 22, 2012 14:20:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

As you know, Justin Timberlake’s dream wedding happened in Italy on Friday. JT and his wife spent most of the weekend at the resort and left yesterday, presumably for their honeymoon. Mrs Timberlake was photographed walking around the grounds of the hotel before their departure. And on Wednesday we’ll get to see what she wore. Full Story

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