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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

From Oscar...to this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 21:32:23 January 15, 2013 21:32:23
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Someone somewhere, and I’m too lazy to look for the link, has a list of Oscar winners who should have their awards revoked for the sh-t they do after. Most of the time I think this is unfair. For example, Forest Whitaker is in that new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and people will probably be criticising him for it but, like, in non-diverse Hollywood, how many quality scripts do you think Forest actually sees? It’s not like he has the same options as Tom Hanks. Full Story

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Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:10:09 January 14, 2013 14:10:09
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Alexandra Wyman/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I mean, intimidating isn’t the word. Full Story

Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 13:54:18 January 14, 2013 13:54:18
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Handout/ Getty

Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects to in the world should not prevent him from SMILING. Full Story

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Pipsqueak hijacks the Globes too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 17:49:18 January 10, 2013 17:49:18

This motherf-cker... I guess it makes sense. There are trailers for movie trailers these days. So of course. OF COURSE he would hijack Oscar nomination day, promising an announcement only to announce that something else is happening in 3 days... Which just happens to be when the Golden Globe Awards are taking place. Full Story

Jen, Justin, and George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 17:06:37 December 31, 2012 17:06:37
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Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 15:55:31 December 27, 2012 15:55:31
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He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

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A very nice Christmas card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 16:20:18 December 24, 2012 16:20:18
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From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move now because Demi wasn’t acting on it. Full Story

Sean Penn needs love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 20:07:02 December 13, 2012 20:07:02

Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He comes from a generation of actors -- let’s call it, arbitrarily, the Class of ’81: the Sean Penns, the Tom Cruises -- who are not boring, and certainly so much more interesting than the Ashley Greenes and the Chace Crawfords being trotted out one after another. Full Story

Jonah doesn’t like bellmen (or CNN)

Maria Posted by Maria at November 9, 2012 19:43:48 November 9, 2012 19:43:48
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If writing for Lainey Gossip has taught me anything, it’s this: always screen cap a celebrity Twitter feed. Last night, a bizarre spat broke out between CNN anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill. Lemon ran into Hill at a hotel, said hello (as people do), and concluded that it was a “lesson to always be kind. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber’s private patio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2012 15:15:32 November 8, 2012 15:15:32
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WENN

This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:03:49 November 1, 2012 15:03:49
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Bauer-Griffin

Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story