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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

JT says it’s not “personal”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:58:44 February 5, 2013 16:58:44
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I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 19:47:35 January 29, 2013 19:47:35
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Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

Justin Bieber is horny

Dean Posted by Dean at January 29, 2013 16:02:18 January 29, 2013 16:02:18
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INF

At this point you’d have to be Tara-Reid-Level crazy to doubt that we’re in for at least another 30 years of Bieber domination.  BUT …what’s up with…this? These pics were just snapped of Justin showing off his body for photographers in Miami, and well, I’m not saying that Justin Bieber looks like a douche. Full Story

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Leo is exhausted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 21:46:08 January 22, 2013 21:46:08
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Splash

Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. I'm now going to take a long, long break. Full Story

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In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 17:16:46 January 22, 2013 17:16:46
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Bauer-Griffin

For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted Full Story

Inauguration Poetry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 20:48:50 January 21, 2013 20:48:50
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Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. Full Story

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Charlie Sheen is still winning

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 18, 2013 15:28:00 January 18, 2013 15:28:00
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There’s an article in The Hollywood Reporter this week about Debmar-Mercury’s potentially revolutionizing formula for television syndication, and I wanted to read it and think about the future of TV, but I got stuck on one of the details in the article. Debmar’s syndication deal is a “10/90” structure, meaning they make a ten-episode first season, and if that hits pre-determined ratings marks, another 90 episodes is automatically ordered and produced. Full Story

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From Oscar...to this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 21:32:23 January 15, 2013 21:32:23
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Someone somewhere, and I’m too lazy to look for the link, has a list of Oscar winners who should have their awards revoked for the sh-t they do after. Most of the time I think this is unfair. For example, Forest Whitaker is in that new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and people will probably be criticising him for it but, like, in non-diverse Hollywood, how many quality scripts do you think Forest actually sees? It’s not like he has the same options as Tom Hanks. Full Story

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Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:10:09 January 14, 2013 14:10:09
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Alexandra Wyman/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I mean, intimidating isn’t the word. Full Story

Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 13:54:18 January 14, 2013 13:54:18
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Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects to in the world should not prevent him from SMILING. Full Story

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