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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

I guess they won’t be recreating this photo

October 15, 2012 20:48:30 Posted at October 15, 2012 20:48:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF, Jeff Kravitz/ AMA2011/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand new album, and nominated in the country category, it’s not impossible that she’d show too… only I wonder if she’ll ask whether or not Katy is going first before confirming her attendance, seeing as Katy is still f-cking John Mayer, and out in the open now, and Taylor’s latest release I Knew You Were Trouble is probably about him. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity

October 4, 2012 20:06:00 Posted at October 4, 2012 20:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Full Story

Buttercup & Wesley 25

October 3, 2012 18:25:16 Posted at October 3, 2012 18:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stephen Lovekin /Getty Images

Almost all of them were there last night at the New York Film Festival Princess Bride 25th anniversary screening and DVD launch. I used to really, really want to marry Cary Elwes. Why is it that I always write about this movie Full Story

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Justin's breakup

October 2, 2012 19:37:28 Posted at October 2, 2012 19:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Getty Images, Splash News

With Shriners Hospitals for Children. JT had his own PGA tournament in support of Shriners. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, they're breaking up. Though Shriners acknowledges that Timberlake did "fulfill his obligations to the tournament and helped raise several million dollars. Full Story

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Oh look who was an asshole

September 26, 2012 17:58:16 Posted at September 26, 2012 17:58:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie Squire/Getty

Leave it to that f-cker Justin Timberlake to break my couples streak today. But I couldn’t resist with this after Sue sent it over. As mentioned earlier, JT played in the Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah during Ryder Cup week. He is the US Team’s Ryder Cup Ambassador. In other words, he’s there to represent the side, to honour the game. Full Story

Demi Moore: one year later

September 21, 2012 14:29:54 Posted at September 21, 2012 14:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, PCN

It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

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Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

September 19, 2012 20:30:22 Posted at September 19, 2012 20:30:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

September 6, 2012 20:20:25 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

Produced by Twi-Hards

September 5, 2012 15:48:11 Posted at September 5, 2012 15:48:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SPW/Splash

According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

August 24, 2012 16:50:23 Posted at August 24, 2012 16:50:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story