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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 19:06:23 October 29, 2012 19:06:23
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They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be affected. Full Story

Why Pippy had to share with Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 13:37:46 October 29, 2012 13:37:46

Justin Timberlake also sold his wedding pictures to HELLO Magazine in the UK. He’s jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of that one too. Am also attaching a shot that wasn’t posted last week. You will note -- HELLO did not include a photo of Britney Spears in the corner, unlike PEOPLE. Full Story

Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 17:50:35 October 26, 2012 17:50:35

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Pippy’s serenade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 18:52:18 October 25, 2012 18:52:18

Another photo of Justin Timberlake at his wedding. This is probably the best one out of all we’ve seen. Obviously the shot of him ME ME ME-ing all over head wasn’t ideal. And the one of him kissing her cheek on the alternate cover didn’t show enough of his face. You can see his face here but amazingly enough he doesn’t look like a smug dick for a change. Full Story

Dear Professor Franco, his name is Walter Salles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 16:01:45 October 25, 2012 16:01:45

A new entry from Professor James Franco on The Huffington Post. This time, he writes about his teaching method. Yes. His teaching method. Of course, because his teaching method is the best, like everything else the Artist Franco does, his students are excelling, and he takes the opportunity to brag about how they’re going to a film festival, not out of pride in his pupils, but in service of himself, to congratulate himself. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2012 18:00:00 October 24, 2012 18:00:00

It’s Pippy Day on LaineyGossip.com! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. Full Story

What Goes Around Version 2. Bieber featuring James Franco as Sean Avery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2012 20:25:29 October 23, 2012 20:25:29
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Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala used to be with Elisha Cuthbert. Cuthbert allegedly cheated on Ayala with Sean Avery (um, I know) so JT supposedly wrote What Goes Around to call her out. This, of course, was before Olivia Munn. Ahem. Justin Bieber’s friend Ryan Good was dating Ashley Benson. Full Story

You can call it The Blue Ivy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2012 15:43:07 October 23, 2012 15:43:07
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What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake waving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2012 14:20:01 October 22, 2012 14:20:01
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As you know, Justin Timberlake’s dream wedding happened in Italy on Friday. JT and his wife spent most of the weekend at the resort and left yesterday, presumably for their honeymoon. Mrs Timberlake was photographed walking around the grounds of the hotel before their departure. And on Wednesday we’ll get to see what she wore. Full Story

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I guess they won’t be recreating this photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 20:48:30 October 15, 2012 20:48:30
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Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand new album, and nominated in the country category, it’s not impossible that she’d show too… only I wonder if she’ll ask whether or not Katy is going first before confirming her attendance, seeing as Katy is still f-cking John Mayer, and out in the open now, and Taylor’s latest release I Knew You Were Trouble is probably about him. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 20:06:00 October 4, 2012 20:06:00
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Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Full Story