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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Channing Tatum doesn’t want to be friends with Alex Pettyfer

July 5, 2012 19:45:10 Posted at July 5, 2012 19:45:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Celebitchy posted a story the other day (from Us Weekly) about how Alex Pettyfer was so dicky on the set of Magic Mike that Channing Tatum cut out one of his scenes. Pettyfer subsequently threw a hissy. He and Tatum are reportedly now not speaking and wouldn’t acknowledge each other at the premiere. Full Story

Mila stroking Ashton

July 2, 2012 18:49:14 Posted at July 2, 2012 18:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence and a douchebag

June 29, 2012 21:13:23 Posted at June 29, 2012 21:13:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I hope she’s not dumb. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk. Full Story

It’s all Vanessa’s fault

June 27, 2012 14:05:46 Posted at June 27, 2012 14:05:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every other celebrity magazine has pretty much called him out for his mid-life crisis. Full Story

Charlie Sheen’s comeback

June 7, 2012 15:05:38 Posted at June 7, 2012 15:05:38
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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After one of the most public, bizarre, and entertaining meltdowns in modern entertainment memory, Charlie Sheen is returning to TV, and he’s celebrating his comeback with a cover profile in Rolling Stone. Sheen’s new show, Anger Management, airs on FX later this month. Full Story

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Well that didn’t last long

June 6, 2012 18:28:21 Posted at June 6, 2012 18:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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John Mayer is promoting a new album. A few weeks ago, I wrote this article about his self-imposed retreat, subsequent return, and seeming new perspective. As I noted in that post, I couldn’t criticise; he did indeed take ownership of his mistakes and accountability for his ego. Full Story

Cut away to Emma Watson

June 4, 2012 16:53:50 Posted at June 4, 2012 16:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

May 23, 2012 13:44:00 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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This wasn't his fault

May 4, 2012 14:56:11 Posted at May 4, 2012 14:56:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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One of Justin Timberlake's greatest gifts is his ability to find anyone else to blame for his failings and only take credit for the wins. Remember when he pussied out on Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? Pips is featured in the new issue of Details. They talk about his style. On the subject of his old style, from back in the N Sync days, JT says it was The Machine. Full Story

Patronising Cameron Diaz

April 26, 2012 17:23:18 Posted at April 26, 2012 17:23:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, messed with her head and her heart, and is now patting her on the head, like, what we had was good, girl, but what we had is over; you need to move on now. Full Story

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