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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

What Goes Around Version 2. Bieber featuring James Franco as Sean Avery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2012 20:25:29 October 23, 2012 20:25:29
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Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala used to be with Elisha Cuthbert. Cuthbert allegedly cheated on Ayala with Sean Avery (um, I know) so JT supposedly wrote What Goes Around to call her out. This, of course, was before Olivia Munn. Ahem. Justin Bieber’s friend Ryan Good was dating Ashley Benson. Full Story

You can call it The Blue Ivy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2012 15:43:07 October 23, 2012 15:43:07
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What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake waving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2012 14:20:01 October 22, 2012 14:20:01
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As you know, Justin Timberlake’s dream wedding happened in Italy on Friday. JT and his wife spent most of the weekend at the resort and left yesterday, presumably for their honeymoon. Mrs Timberlake was photographed walking around the grounds of the hotel before their departure. And on Wednesday we’ll get to see what she wore. Full Story

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I guess they won’t be recreating this photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 20:48:30 October 15, 2012 20:48:30
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Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand new album, and nominated in the country category, it’s not impossible that she’d show too… only I wonder if she’ll ask whether or not Katy is going first before confirming her attendance, seeing as Katy is still f-cking John Mayer, and out in the open now, and Taylor’s latest release I Knew You Were Trouble is probably about him. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 20:06:00 October 4, 2012 20:06:00
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Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Full Story

Justin's breakup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2012 19:37:28 October 2, 2012 19:37:28
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With Shriners Hospitals for Children. JT had his own PGA tournament in support of Shriners. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, they're breaking up. Though Shriners acknowledges that Timberlake did "fulfill his obligations to the tournament and helped raise several million dollars. Full Story

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Oh look who was an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 17:58:16 September 26, 2012 17:58:16
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Leave it to that f-cker Justin Timberlake to break my couples streak today. But I couldn’t resist with this after Sue sent it over. As mentioned earlier, JT played in the Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah during Ryder Cup week. He is the US Team’s Ryder Cup Ambassador. In other words, he’s there to represent the side, to honour the game. Full Story

Demi Moore: one year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 14:29:54 September 21, 2012 14:29:54
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It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

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Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 20:30:22 September 19, 2012 20:30:22
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But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:20:25 September 6, 2012 20:20:25
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Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story