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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Justin's breakup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2012 19:37:28 October 2, 2012 19:37:28
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With Shriners Hospitals for Children. JT had his own PGA tournament in support of Shriners. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, they're breaking up. Though Shriners acknowledges that Timberlake did "fulfill his obligations to the tournament and helped raise several million dollars. Full Story

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Oh look who was an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2012 17:58:16 September 26, 2012 17:58:16
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Leave it to that f-cker Justin Timberlake to break my couples streak today. But I couldn’t resist with this after Sue sent it over. As mentioned earlier, JT played in the Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah during Ryder Cup week. He is the US Team’s Ryder Cup Ambassador. In other words, he’s there to represent the side, to honour the game. Full Story

Demi Moore: one year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 14:29:54 September 21, 2012 14:29:54
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It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

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Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 20:30:22 September 19, 2012 20:30:22
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But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:20:25 September 6, 2012 20:20:25
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Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

Produced by Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 15:48:11 September 5, 2012 15:48:11
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According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Channing Tatum doesn’t want to be friends with Alex Pettyfer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 19:45:10 July 5, 2012 19:45:10
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Celebitchy posted a story the other day (from Us Weekly) about how Alex Pettyfer was so dicky on the set of Magic Mike that Channing Tatum cut out one of his scenes. Pettyfer subsequently threw a hissy. He and Tatum are reportedly now not speaking and wouldn’t acknowledge each other at the premiere. Full Story

Mila stroking Ashton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 18:49:14 July 2, 2012 18:49:14
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Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. Full Story

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