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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

It’s all Vanessa’s fault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 14:05:46 June 27, 2012 14:05:46

Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every other celebrity magazine has pretty much called him out for his mid-life crisis. Full Story

Charlie Sheen’s comeback

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 7, 2012 15:05:38 June 7, 2012 15:05:38
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After one of the most public, bizarre, and entertaining meltdowns in modern entertainment memory, Charlie Sheen is returning to TV, and he’s celebrating his comeback with a cover profile in Rolling Stone. Sheen’s new show, Anger Management, airs on FX later this month. Full Story

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Well that didn’t last long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 18:28:21 June 6, 2012 18:28:21
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John Mayer is promoting a new album. A few weeks ago, I wrote this article about his self-imposed retreat, subsequent return, and seeming new perspective. As I noted in that post, I couldn’t criticise; he did indeed take ownership of his mistakes and accountability for his ego. Full Story

Cut away to Emma Watson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 16:53:50 June 4, 2012 16:53:50
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I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 13:44:00 May 23, 2012 13:44:00
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I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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This wasn't his fault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2012 14:56:11 May 4, 2012 14:56:11
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One of Justin Timberlake's greatest gifts is his ability to find anyone else to blame for his failings and only take credit for the wins. Remember when he pussied out on Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? Pips is featured in the new issue of Details. They talk about his style. On the subject of his old style, from back in the N Sync days, JT says it was The Machine. Full Story

Patronising Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 17:23:18 April 26, 2012 17:23:18
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A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, messed with her head and her heart, and is now patting her on the head, like, what we had was good, girl, but what we had is over; you need to move on now. Full Story

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Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 16:08:59 April 25, 2012 16:08:59
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Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it all, doesn’t it? Oh My God, I so do not want to f-ck you. Full Story

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James Franco: Tristan sucked and so did Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2012 19:47:09 April 19, 2012 19:47:09
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James Franco wrote an article for The Daily Beast about his favourite subject: James Franco. The purpose of the piece, I think, is to educate us on how he chooses his roles now, reflecting on past experiences to explain how an important Artist, THIS important Artist, decides between all the opportunities presented to him, so as to fully engage his creativity. Full Story

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