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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 15:48:11 September 5, 2012 15:48:11
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According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Channing Tatum doesn’t want to be friends with Alex Pettyfer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 19:45:10 July 5, 2012 19:45:10
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Celebitchy posted a story the other day (from Us Weekly) about how Alex Pettyfer was so dicky on the set of Magic Mike that Channing Tatum cut out one of his scenes. Pettyfer subsequently threw a hissy. He and Tatum are reportedly now not speaking and wouldn’t acknowledge each other at the premiere. Full Story

Mila stroking Ashton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 18:49:14 July 2, 2012 18:49:14
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Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence and a douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 21:13:23 June 29, 2012 21:13:23
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I hope she’s not dumb. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk. Full Story

It’s all Vanessa’s fault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 14:05:46 June 27, 2012 14:05:46

Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every other celebrity magazine has pretty much called him out for his mid-life crisis. Full Story

Charlie Sheen’s comeback

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 7, 2012 15:05:38 June 7, 2012 15:05:38
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After one of the most public, bizarre, and entertaining meltdowns in modern entertainment memory, Charlie Sheen is returning to TV, and he’s celebrating his comeback with a cover profile in Rolling Stone. Sheen’s new show, Anger Management, airs on FX later this month. Full Story

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Well that didn’t last long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 18:28:21 June 6, 2012 18:28:21
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John Mayer is promoting a new album. A few weeks ago, I wrote this article about his self-imposed retreat, subsequent return, and seeming new perspective. As I noted in that post, I couldn’t criticise; he did indeed take ownership of his mistakes and accountability for his ego. Full Story

Cut away to Emma Watson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 16:53:50 June 4, 2012 16:53:50
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I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 13:44:00 May 23, 2012 13:44:00
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I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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