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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

This wasn't his fault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2012 14:56:11 May 4, 2012 14:56:11
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One of Justin Timberlake's greatest gifts is his ability to find anyone else to blame for his failings and only take credit for the wins. Remember when he pussied out on Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? Pips is featured in the new issue of Details. They talk about his style. On the subject of his old style, from back in the N Sync days, JT says it was The Machine. Full Story

Patronising Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 17:23:18 April 26, 2012 17:23:18
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A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, messed with her head and her heart, and is now patting her on the head, like, what we had was good, girl, but what we had is over; you need to move on now. Full Story

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Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 16:08:59 April 25, 2012 16:08:59
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Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it all, doesn’t it? Oh My God, I so do not want to f-ck you. Full Story

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James Franco: Tristan sucked and so did Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2012 19:47:09 April 19, 2012 19:47:09
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James Franco wrote an article for The Daily Beast about his favourite subject: James Franco. The purpose of the piece, I think, is to educate us on how he chooses his roles now, reflecting on past experiences to explain how an important Artist, THIS important Artist, decides between all the opportunities presented to him, so as to fully engage his creativity. Full Story

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It’s never Mr Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 17:53:23 April 18, 2012 17:53:23
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As you’d expect, Gwyneth Paltrow is taking a lot of sh-t today for this story that appeared in Page Six:  Just in time for Earth Week, Gwyneth Paltrow took a 10-second car ride from the Stella McCartney party to the following dinner in LA on Friday. Full Story

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Dick in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 20:59:58 April 13, 2012 20:59:58
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Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve Jobs. And they say he’s close to signing on for another year on Two And A Half Men (source Full Story

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Slum Lover drives a truck now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:53:43 April 9, 2012 15:53:43
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“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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A French wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 14:25:20 April 9, 2012 14:25:20
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They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Pippy’s big snappy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 16:58:12 April 4, 2012 16:58:12
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Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her the best day ever”. What to make of the story? I’m inclined to believe she leaked it but also that he’s the one who, indeed, is planning to blow his wad on his occasion. Full Story