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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

James Franco: Tristan sucked and so did Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2012 19:47:09 April 19, 2012 19:47:09
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James Franco wrote an article for The Daily Beast about his favourite subject: James Franco. The purpose of the piece, I think, is to educate us on how he chooses his roles now, reflecting on past experiences to explain how an important Artist, THIS important Artist, decides between all the opportunities presented to him, so as to fully engage his creativity. Full Story

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It’s never Mr Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 17:53:23 April 18, 2012 17:53:23
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As you’d expect, Gwyneth Paltrow is taking a lot of sh-t today for this story that appeared in Page Six:  Just in time for Earth Week, Gwyneth Paltrow took a 10-second car ride from the Stella McCartney party to the following dinner in LA on Friday. Full Story

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Dick in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 20:59:58 April 13, 2012 20:59:58
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Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve Jobs. And they say he’s close to signing on for another year on Two And A Half Men (source Full Story

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Slum Lover drives a truck now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:53:43 April 9, 2012 15:53:43
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“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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A French wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 14:25:20 April 9, 2012 14:25:20
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They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Pippy’s big snappy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 16:58:12 April 4, 2012 16:58:12
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Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her the best day ever”. What to make of the story? I’m inclined to believe she leaked it but also that he’s the one who, indeed, is planning to blow his wad on his occasion. Full Story

Johnny or Jared?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 21:01:03 April 3, 2012 21:01:03
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A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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Leo & his OGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2012 16:56:32 March 12, 2012 16:56:32
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It was like old times, the good times, in Austin for SXSW on Saturday as Leonardo DiCaprio was joined by his boys Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas, and Kevin Connolly (who has been mistagged by the photo agency as Kevin Dillon - hahahahha). Here’s something I’ve been hearing about Leo every time he’s been out the last 3 or 4 months or so at award show parties, etc: he hits the bathroom a lot; like almost excessively. Full Story

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Ryan & The Dictator at the Oscars

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2012 21:34:16 February 27, 2012 21:34:16
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Ryan Seacrest is so successful because he's the guy who gets it, right? He laughed it off when Simon Cowell mocked him and they became a comic duo. He sees what the world loves in the Kardashians and lovingly exploits their exploits all the way to the bank. He's trusted by all. He laughs in the face of almost everything. Full Story

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The Beautiful Man In The World punches and runs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2012 18:21:32 February 14, 2012 18:21:32
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What did I tell you about the kind of man who wears these kinds of caps? It’s a douche cap. And Nate Naylor, better known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, sounds - and looks - like a douche bag. According to Gawker, Nate was at a bar in December where he ran into his ex-girlfriend and her current partner. Full Story

Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2012 15:21:49 February 2, 2012 15:21:49
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Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic equal. Full Story