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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 14:33:57 January 30, 2012 14:33:57
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How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada?Yes, Michael Pitt is the face of the new Prada men’s campaign Full Story

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James Franco tells the Academy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 19:45:03 January 10, 2012 19:45:03

F-ck Michel Hazanavicius. The Artist is not a silent movie actor. The Artist is only James Franco. And when James Franco has an opinion, everyone must listen. This time, he’s preaching to us about Andy Serkis. In an exclusive article written for Deadline Full Story

B.I.C vs the other babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 16:59:26 January 10, 2012 16:59:26
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When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C.’s arrival meant that their visitation schedule had to be modified to accommodate our new Lord and Saviour. Full Story

James Franco’s defence calls...another professor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 17:06:03 December 22, 2011 17:06:03

James Franco’s reputation was pissed on this week as a former professor is suing NYU for firing him because he gave the actor a D in his class. Dr Santana says Franco only attended 2 out of 14 lectures. Click here for the background.NYU has now responded publicly to the claims. Full Story

The Artist vs The Professor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2011 18:07:20 December 20, 2011 18:07:20

You’ve heard about this lawsuit, I’m sure. Click here for a more extensive explanation. In short, Dr Jose Angel Santana was an assistant arts professor at NYU. He failed James Franco for only attending 2 of his 14 lectures. Then the university fired him. Full Story

James Franco: On Twilight & The Descendants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 16:14:19 December 13, 2011 16:14:19
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James Franco is a movie critic. For the Paris Review. And his latest piece is a study of Twilight 4 and The Descendants which... I mean I guess I kind of love him for comparing boring The Descendants to the boring ass mess that was Twilight 4. Because, as you know, as I’ve noted a few times now, I feel like The Descendants is SO overrated (click here Full Story

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Her nipples, his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 16:36:04 November 28, 2011 16:36:04
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Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a week or a month or even a year apart. Because the result was exactly the same. Full Story

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Jay! Nick! Daisy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 17:52:17 November 18, 2011 17:52:17
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These are the best shots yet from the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney of Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Carey Mulligan as Jay, Nick, and Daisy directed by Baz Luhrmann...in 3D. I looooooove Carey’s hair so much. And Leo’s little wave, what do you think of Leo’s little wave? Leo just celebrated his 37th birthday last week in New York the same day J Edgar opened to mixed reviews and a box office of $11 million, so even though his performance has been praised, the film’s modest to underwhelming response could mean he just misses the final 5 for a Best Actor nomination. Full Story

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The realest romance ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 17:16:23 November 15, 2011 17:16:23
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Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. I mean, you can barely tell, right? Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn. Full Story

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Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05
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You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story

The Oscars go KABOOM no more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 9, 2011 15:41:35 November 9, 2011 15:41:35
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It’s been a rough week for Brett Ratner. First Olivia Munn outs him as the pervy director who jacked off in front of her while holding a shrimp, then he admitted to banging Munn, but not the shrimp/jacking off part, then Tower Heist was a disappointment, then he went on Howard Stern and apologized for making Munn sound like a tart but proceeded to share off-color remarks about his sex life. Full Story