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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

A French wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 14:25:20 April 9, 2012 14:25:20
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Fame/Flynet

They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Pippy’s big snappy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 16:58:12 April 4, 2012 16:58:12
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Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her the best day ever”. What to make of the story? I’m inclined to believe she leaked it but also that he’s the one who, indeed, is planning to blow his wad on his occasion. Full Story

Johnny or Jared?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 21:01:03 April 3, 2012 21:01:03
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A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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Leo & his OGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2012 16:56:32 March 12, 2012 16:56:32
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It was like old times, the good times, in Austin for SXSW on Saturday as Leonardo DiCaprio was joined by his boys Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas, and Kevin Connolly (who has been mistagged by the photo agency as Kevin Dillon - hahahahha). Here’s something I’ve been hearing about Leo every time he’s been out the last 3 or 4 months or so at award show parties, etc: he hits the bathroom a lot; like almost excessively. Full Story

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Ryan & The Dictator at the Oscars

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2012 21:34:16 February 27, 2012 21:34:16
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Ryan Seacrest is so successful because he's the guy who gets it, right? He laughed it off when Simon Cowell mocked him and they became a comic duo. He sees what the world loves in the Kardashians and lovingly exploits their exploits all the way to the bank. He's trusted by all. He laughs in the face of almost everything. Full Story

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The Beautiful Man In The World punches and runs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2012 18:21:32 February 14, 2012 18:21:32
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INF

What did I tell you about the kind of man who wears these kinds of caps? It’s a douche cap. And Nate Naylor, better known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, sounds - and looks - like a douche bag. According to Gawker, Nate was at a bar in December where he ran into his ex-girlfriend and her current partner. Full Story

Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2012 15:21:49 February 2, 2012 15:21:49
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Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic equal. Full Story

SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 14:33:57 January 30, 2012 14:33:57
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How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada?Yes, Michael Pitt is the face of the new Prada men’s campaign Full Story

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James Franco tells the Academy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 19:45:03 January 10, 2012 19:45:03

F-ck Michel Hazanavicius. The Artist is not a silent movie actor. The Artist is only James Franco. And when James Franco has an opinion, everyone must listen. This time, he’s preaching to us about Andy Serkis. In an exclusive article written for Deadline Full Story

B.I.C vs the other babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 16:59:26 January 10, 2012 16:59:26
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When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C.’s arrival meant that their visitation schedule had to be modified to accommodate our new Lord and Saviour. Full Story

James Franco’s defence calls...another professor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 17:06:03 December 22, 2011 17:06:03

James Franco’s reputation was pissed on this week as a former professor is suing NYU for firing him because he gave the actor a D in his class. Dr Santana says Franco only attended 2 out of 14 lectures. Click here for the background.NYU has now responded publicly to the claims. Full Story