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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Poor SJP

November 3, 2011 17:37:41 Posted at November 3, 2011 17:37:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker went to the Melbourne Cup Carnival today and had to hang out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne she’s engaged to. Some people are really good at not letting their inside thoughts show up on their faces. This not one of my skills. My friend Laura - the one with the Robert Pattinson problem - she’s even worse, or better, depending how you see it. Full Story

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No, no, he’s not a dick at all

November 1, 2011 23:30:35 Posted at November 1, 2011 23:30:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen earlier this year. Full Story

Cheating bareback

October 12, 2011 14:33:34 Posted at October 12, 2011 14:33:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So here’s the new issue of Us Weekly featuring Ashton Kutcher and 22 year old Sara Leal who doesn’t look like she regrets the way she landed her first magazine cover. Sara goes into full detail about what went down that night in San Diego. More on that in a minute. Full Story

All natural Shelfy

October 11, 2011 18:53:41 Posted at October 11, 2011 18:53:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Flynet, Neill J. Schutzer/Splash

Jessica Biel arrived at LAX the other day in a toque and a bare face. I mean, if it isn’t a bare face, it’s as close as it gets. She’s beautiful. Maybe even a little smug right now. After all, Justin came to get her back. After all the cheating. And in the mind of a clinger, this qualifies as a win. We are about 2 weeks away from the release of Pippy’s new movie In Time with Amanda Seyfried, co-starring his rumoured one-time hook-up Olivia Wilde. Full Story

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Leo looks pissed

October 7, 2011 18:53:21 Posted at October 7, 2011 18:53:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer, Frank Micelotta/ROBYN BECK/Getty

Obviously not for the reason I’ve been jizzing about all week but since Blake’s baller-ness is my favourite thing in life right now, this totally works. Here’s the post for Clint Eastwood’s upcoming J Edgar starring Leonardo DiCaprio who just got his balls cut off by a TV Gossip Girl. OMG. I love her. Full Story

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“Hot-tub worthy” infidelity

October 5, 2011 14:40:41 Posted at October 5, 2011 14:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub worthy” candidates to take back to his suite, where they did indeed, all three of them, get into the hot-tub, naked, to make out. Full Story

You are not Lenny Kravitz

October 4, 2011 19:30:06 Posted at October 4, 2011 19:30:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, KCSPresse/Splash

Definitely have a double standard going here. Call me on it, please. Because if Lenny Kravitz were walking around Paris Fashion Week like this, I’d be totally ok with it. But ... Jared Leto isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Jared Leto walking around Paris Fashion Week like this just looks like a loser. Unfair? Would I be less unfair if I was more of a fan of his music? If I considered him a “rock star” would I be more tolerant of his try-full “rock star” stylings? Rock Star or Pop Star? I want there to be a difference. Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris: it was a romantic night

September 8, 2011 07:41:04 Posted at September 8, 2011 07:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coach hosted a party last night in honour of the brand’s new spokesperson Gwyneth Paltrow. She wore an orange dress and clashed it with red shoes. I normally hate red shoes. But I love red shoes when paired with an orange dress. I might have to rip this off. Gwyneth was joined inside her event by Mario Testino, all kinds of Euro elite, and some royalty too. Full Story

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George Lucas keeps ruining our childhood

September 6, 2011 07:45:00 Posted at September 6, 2011 07:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Last year was the 30th anniversary of Empire Strikes Back. I’m not a huge Star Wars nerd, but I’m enough of a Star Wars nerd to be excited about this, especially since the Field Museum hosted a charity screening of Empire, which afterward included a cocktail reception honoring Lucas. Full Story

Two bad drunks

August 29, 2011 13:29:51 Posted at August 29, 2011 13:29:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six Full Story