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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Leo looks pissed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 18:53:21 October 7, 2011 18:53:21
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Obviously not for the reason I’ve been jizzing about all week but since Blake’s baller-ness is my favourite thing in life right now, this totally works. Here’s the post for Clint Eastwood’s upcoming J Edgar starring Leonardo DiCaprio who just got his balls cut off by a TV Gossip Girl. OMG. I love her. Full Story

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“Hot-tub worthy” infidelity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:40:41 October 5, 2011 14:40:41

That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub worthy” candidates to take back to his suite, where they did indeed, all three of them, get into the hot-tub, naked, to make out. Full Story

You are not Lenny Kravitz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:30:06 October 4, 2011 19:30:06
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Definitely have a double standard going here. Call me on it, please. Because if Lenny Kravitz were walking around Paris Fashion Week like this, I’d be totally ok with it. But ... Jared Leto isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Jared Leto walking around Paris Fashion Week like this just looks like a loser. Unfair? Would I be less unfair if I was more of a fan of his music? If I considered him a “rock star” would I be more tolerant of his try-full “rock star” stylings? Rock Star or Pop Star? I want there to be a difference. Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris: it was a romantic night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2011 07:41:04 September 8, 2011 07:41:04

Coach hosted a party last night in honour of the brand’s new spokesperson Gwyneth Paltrow. She wore an orange dress and clashed it with red shoes. I normally hate red shoes. But I love red shoes when paired with an orange dress. I might have to rip this off. Gwyneth was joined inside her event by Mario Testino, all kinds of Euro elite, and some royalty too. Full Story

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George Lucas keeps ruining our childhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 07:45:00 September 6, 2011 07:45:00

Written by Sarah Last year was the 30th anniversary of Empire Strikes Back. I’m not a huge Star Wars nerd, but I’m enough of a Star Wars nerd to be excited about this, especially since the Field Museum hosted a charity screening of Empire, which afterward included a cocktail reception honoring Lucas. Full Story

Two bad drunks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 13:29:51 August 29, 2011 13:29:51

Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six Full Story

Can you find a kind feeling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 14:32:12 August 24, 2011 14:32:12

This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He looks like a smug douche. With his try to be cheeky bowtie and his try to be I just grabbed these wrinkled pants pants and his I’m so much smarter and techier than you expression. Full Story

That Pippy sure is gracious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2011 11:54:00 August 5, 2011 11:54:00

There’s a post on Cele|bitchy today about how kind Justin Timberlake was recently at a club to one of the servers. Not! Pips ordered a glass of champagne, then barked at the poor girl because it was too flat. Full Story

Reads in trees, compliments himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 08:36:19 July 29, 2011 08:36:19

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 08:35:51 July 28, 2011 08:35:51

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 12:36:48 July 26, 2011 12:36:48

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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