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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Two bad drunks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 13:29:51 August 29, 2011 13:29:51

Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six Full Story

Can you find a kind feeling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 14:32:12 August 24, 2011 14:32:12

This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He looks like a smug douche. With his try to be cheeky bowtie and his try to be I just grabbed these wrinkled pants pants and his I’m so much smarter and techier than you expression. Full Story

That Pippy sure is gracious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2011 11:54:00 August 5, 2011 11:54:00

There’s a post on Cele|bitchy today about how kind Justin Timberlake was recently at a club to one of the servers. Not! Pips ordered a glass of champagne, then barked at the poor girl because it was too flat. Full Story

Reads in trees, compliments himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 08:36:19 July 29, 2011 08:36:19

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 08:35:51 July 28, 2011 08:35:51

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 12:36:48 July 26, 2011 12:36:48

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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Justin ... “Not”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2011 08:39:01 July 22, 2011 08:39:01

That’ll make sense for you in a minute. Let me set the scene: Last night, as we do when we’re covering these festivals and conventions, we get together at the end of the night for some drinks before we hit the party. We compare stories – how was your day, who did you get, how was your interview, do you think you have enough b-roll? – and sometimes we agree and sometimes we disagree, and that’s normal because you can’t all get along with the same people and it’s a great way to exchange information and compare observations. Full Story

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Right in his age range

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 09:59:52 July 19, 2011 09:59:52

The story broke yesterday – E! reported that Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been hooking up. Us Weekly followed with corroborating sources, despite denials from both Lovato and Phillippe. Full Story

James Franco, you sound like Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2011 06:57:23 July 12, 2011 06:57:23

More from his interview with Playboy (click here for yesterday’s post if you missed it when he said he knew better than the Academy) and, well, it’s pure narcissism on display now. James Franco is obsessed with James Franco. He’ll probably call that an “art project” too. Full Story

James Franco: I had better ideas than the Academy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 06:16:00 July 11, 2011 06:16:00

Of course he did. It’s essentially what he’s saying. And you know what? That guy is totally up his own ass, and he was a pouty little bitch about how much he sucked hosting the Oscars, and he wasn’t gracious at all to his partner Anne Hathaway, but when he says his ideas and suggestions were ignored and the Academy producers were the ones who came up with the sh-tty material, I do believe him. Full Story

Justin is cerebral

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 10:51:20 July 7, 2011 10:51:20

But first, straight up, he and Mila Kunis look super hot here on the cover and inside of ELLE. Like really, really great together which...maybe that was Jessica Biel's problem. Or definitely. If Mila wanted a piece of that, would he be spending time in Toronto re-attaching the Cling? Anyway, this of course is in service of the upcoming Friends With Benefits so, naturally, a lot of the questions in the interview were about, duh, friends with benefits, and these two, by now, have at least a dozen funny, cute, clever "anecdotes" they can tell as prepared responses. Full Story