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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

No neck for your birthday

March 14, 2011 12:59:50 Posted at March 14, 2011 12:59:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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Courtroom Runway

March 10, 2011 14:42:07 Posted at March 10, 2011 14:42:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look. Everytime the judge calls, it's a fashion show. This is how Lindsay Lohan turned up for court today. If you need to know the blow-by-blow on exactly what happened, check In short, she bought herself some time to "think" about a plea. Full Story

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He’s dumb and he’s not sorry

March 10, 2011 08:54:23 Posted at March 10, 2011 08:54:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I couldn’t get to the recent Chris Brown interview yesterday in studio because there was too much sh-t going on so I’m sorry it’s a day late. He spoke to Page Six Magazine recently because there’s a new album called FAME – Forgiving All My Enemies – and in the spirit of forgiveness, he referred to his beatdown of Rihanna as a “mishap”. Full Story

Ryan Gosling and John Mayer fan encounters

March 8, 2011 12:43:25 Posted at March 8, 2011 12:43:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling was in Detroit yesterday as production on The Ides of March has moved there after Cincinnati. Ryan stopped for autographs and a few photos. And that is totally a Josh Lyman tie. I miss Josh Lyman. Is his character a little Josh Lyman-y? OMG can you imagine? Josh Lyman’s personality – and gait – with Ryan Gosling’s everything else? Please let there be a lot of walking and talking in George Clooney’s movie. Full Story

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Oscar Pippy and his Ex

February 28, 2011 11:53:18 Posted at February 28, 2011 11:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana seemed to think Pipsqueak was on his “best behaviour” while presenting last night at the Oscars. Best Behaviour where Justin Timberlake is concerned, to me at least, would be to read the f-cking monitor and get the hell on with it. Could he resist? Could he resist the urge to make the moment all about himself? Has he ever resisted? Please. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Host: James Franco

February 28, 2011 05:18:58 Posted at February 28, 2011 05:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a promising start. The montage was good. Alec Baldwin was good. Morgan Freeman was good. Their Billy Crystal-esque movie insertions were good. Kirk Douglas was good! More than good! So good he should have stayed! Because goddamn as the night went on, the good disappeared, only to be replaced by a spaced out James Franco who could not seem to look at the camera (do they not teach that at film school?) and a Hathaway who overcompensated for her partner’s indifference by trying way too hard. Full Story

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Muscles on top of muscles

February 24, 2011 13:01:17 Posted at February 24, 2011 13:01:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look. It's Kellan Lutz leaving the gym after juicing up his muscles. Which, frankly, are gross. You think Cameron Diaz is gross? THIS is gross. At a certain point, sure, it's about personal preference. But I don't exactly think that, judging on aesthetic, this meets the proportion criteria either. Full Story

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Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

February 23, 2011 08:49:39 Posted at February 23, 2011 08:49:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

What kind of a piece of sh-t…?

February 21, 2011 10:30:50 Posted at February 21, 2011 10:30:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesse James has signed a book deal. He’s not writing about fixing up cars, or whatever it is that he calls a job. He signed the deal based on content about his life with ex-wife Sandra Bullock and his new life with soon to be new wife Kat Von D. Remember when Jesse James declared, upon announcing his engagement to Von D, that last year was the best year of his life? The same year he humiliated Sandra with his multiple infidelities and Nazi leanings? At the time it didn’t seem he could sink any lower. Full Story

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

February 16, 2011 10:47:58 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:47:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story