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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

February 23, 2011 08:49:39 Posted at February 23, 2011 08:49:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

What kind of a piece of sh-t…?

February 21, 2011 10:30:50 Posted at February 21, 2011 10:30:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesse James has signed a book deal. He’s not writing about fixing up cars, or whatever it is that he calls a job. He signed the deal based on content about his life with ex-wife Sandra Bullock and his new life with soon to be new wife Kat Von D. Remember when Jesse James declared, upon announcing his engagement to Von D, that last year was the best year of his life? The same year he humiliated Sandra with his multiple infidelities and Nazi leanings? At the time it didn’t seem he could sink any lower. Full Story

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

February 16, 2011 10:47:58 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:47:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story

Eminem > Adrien Brody

February 7, 2011 07:58:22 Posted at February 7, 2011 07:58:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles Full Story

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The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

February 4, 2011 10:19:27 Posted at February 4, 2011 10:19:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg

January 31, 2011 09:42:32 Posted at January 31, 2011 09:42:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? While presenting with Amy Adams,he decided to congratulate himself first, his movie, the actors in his movie, and his tv show, Boardwalk Empire… We get it. Full Story

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

James Franco is hosting the Oscars. He’s also nominated for one. And, well, he WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Which means he’s qualified to offer his opinion on whether or not his film is better than The Social Network. Well of course it is.  Read Full Intro

Oh so you’re Bad Breakup Guy

January 25, 2011 07:57:58 Posted at January 25, 2011 07:57:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can totally see it. I can totally see Sam Worthington being That Guy. The one who gets all publicly anguished over love, almost as if feeling the heartache out in the open is a validation of the heartbreak itself. It’s gross. And it’s another reason, on top of the fact that he’s so wee and I still haven’t seen Avatar and don’t intend to, that I am not down with his quiver, if it actually exists. Full Story

Why Sandy’s face was so tight

January 20, 2011 09:20:10 Posted at January 20, 2011 09:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat Von D. A year ago, Sandy was on her way to Oscar, the favourite, riding a great campaign, Miss Most Popular, with a husband she always publicly shouted out as her perfect partner while accepting accolade after accolade in front of her peers. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

January 20, 2011 08:12:31 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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Two Aussie men

December 29, 2010 09:22:00 Posted at December 29, 2010 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well there’s Hugh Jackman. And then there’s Shane Warne. You only know about Shane Warne because he was f-cking Elizabeth Hurley and that’s why she’s leaving her husband. Click here for a refresher. Last night we went to the hockey game. Full Story

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