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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

He’s a dick but it’s kinda true

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 09:34:37 April 28, 2011 09:34:37

Alex Pettyfer reminds me of the quarterback or whatever lead athlete character in a high school sports movie who cannot deal with losing and, like, ends up roughing up his ex-girlfriend, the cheerleader, who is now dating the new kid in town. It’s such a cliché, but that doesn’t mean archetypes don’t exist. Full Story

Young, famous, mean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 12:29:00 April 18, 2011 12:29:00

Remember when Lea Michele meangirled Hailee Steinfeld who then went on to get nominated for almost every major award and Lea had to swallow back her own sh-t and be nice to her at the shows? Blind, deaf, and dumb Glee fans were all like – no way, Lea could never be a bitch, she’s so nice and grateful on Twitter! Guess what? They’re young, they’re famous, and they can be mean. Full Story

No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 08:01:00 April 14, 2011 08:01:00

Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story

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How a real man poses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 16:50:01 April 13, 2011 16:50:01

What? You mean this isn’t doing it for you? How can you not get hard for that straddled-led side-lean he’s working here? Not to mention the double finger pump. That pretty much has me cresting. Photos from Daniel Deme/WENN.com  Full Story

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Franco: more and more like Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 07:15:49 March 23, 2011 07:15:49

You know how she namechecks, right? Lindsay Lohan? Like she’ll have dinner somewhere and maybe Johnny Depp will walk by and nod his head because he can’t be rude and five minutes later on Twitter, Lilo will be all like – Johnny Depp came by my table and wished me luck. It happens all the time. Full Story

We need help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 14:43:38 March 22, 2011 14:43:38

So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about how supportive his fans have been. Full Story

That window could have been a face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 08:07:09 March 22, 2011 08:07:09

Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning America today trying to promote his new album. Full Story

Well, as long as he’s taking responsibility…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:23:50 March 15, 2011 06:23:50

I mean, I suppose that’s how his fans would defend it, right? There’s one in particular. She’s been writing to me for a year. It’s very endearing her loyalty to Ryan Phillippe. She feels that the way I’ve been commenting on his, um, dating patterns is unfair. She doesn’t believe that Phillippe ever cheated on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

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No neck for your birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 12:59:50 March 14, 2011 12:59:50

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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Courtroom Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 14:42:07 March 10, 2011 14:42:07

Oh look. Everytime the judge calls, it's a fashion show. This is how Lindsay Lohan turned up for court today. If you need to know the blow-by-blow on exactly what happened, check TMZ.com. In short, she bought herself some time to "think" about a plea. Full Story

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He’s dumb and he’s not sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 08:54:23 March 10, 2011 08:54:23

I couldn’t get to the recent Chris Brown interview yesterday in studio because there was too much sh-t going on so I’m sorry it’s a day late. He spoke to Page Six Magazine recently because there’s a new album called FAME – Forgiving All My Enemies – and in the spirit of forgiveness, he referred to his beatdown of Rihanna as a “mishap”. Full Story